What was the most lame ass toy you had as a kid?

[Japanfreakier]

You knew it was coming! What was the must suck ass toy you had. Man it looked so fun on the commercial!!!

Mine was an old style pogo-stick. I've seen some video of the new kinds that can jump over cars and shit, but this one was only going to jump as about as high as you could jump holding a pogo-stick. Made a horrible noise as well, like a toy dying every time you pogoed.

 

[Bionic]

Ha! I had a pogo stick and loved it. LOL! I think the lamest toy was the Sit n' Spin. It was designed for kids with no friends, I guess.

 

[supermanlives]

i had steel roller skates and a bannana shaped skateboard that were both lame

 

[smokefrogg]

piece of crap nintendo power glove

 

[KarmasWheele]

 

[smokefrogg]

Ha! I had a pogo stick and loved it. LOL! I think the lamest toy was the Sit n' Spin. It was designed for kids with no friends, I guess.

we had a sit and spin, you could take the handle off and spin too

my sister threw the handle right into my eye while i was spinning around handleless on that thing dangit!

 

[Panama Red]

When I was 12 my favorite plaything was the 13 y/o girl next door.......

 

[bentom187]

power glove is the shit..............

 

[dagnabit]

 

[Japanfreakier]

I used to play laser tag at night with friends but when one of them showed up in this, I knew, we had gone full retard

What was the idea behind it? Spent money to put target on head to make it easier to die?

 

[Phillthy]

i never had any ass toys as a kid... come to think of it i still dont

 

[StealthDragon]

piece of crap nintendo power glove

hahahah hell yeh that thing sucked!! I thought it was soooo awesome though and just thought I needed to recalibrate it every 8 seconds during gameplay.

lol here's some funny s#it though, I had this go-bots command center spaceship thingie...see if I can dig up a pic...

Keep in mind I was really young when I had it,man that thing was pretty sweet except it had this one problem...it would randomly make this loudass alarm sound when ever I played with it...drove me friggin crazy, but I put up with the annoying sound cuz I thought was a badass toy anyways. Years later, after I learned how to take things apart, I found out that it was a cool motion sensor alarm..and I took it out and put it in my doorway as an alarm. I kinda wish I still had it, I could use it for my outdoor plants lol

 

[Tr33]

every toy from the 60's and 70's sucked ass. The Beach was our toy.
The only good thing back then was our surfboards, dirt bikes, and skateboard. and the tourists we harassed.
OC SoCal was a cool place in those days.

 

[rocky5]

cant find a pic, but a little three wheel (raliegh) trike-pedal powerd.
i got it 3 years running for x-mass painted a differnt colour every year
somtimes my mum would put a bell or something else on it to Jazz it up.

she told me when i was older she done this,i didnt even notice
cant even remeber being on it.

 

[JOJO420]

HERe we go

HERe we go

LOL this is a good one I have three people chiming in, Jay says:

U know the toy that was lame as shit was the one I threw in my closet that when I cleaned my closet when I was 13 It went straight to the duffle bag. It would have been one of those when you open the box and its 40 different pieces to put together and it makes some weird shape of something.

THEN HE SAID NEW QUOTE

" WOULD YOU REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE UGLIEST YOU EVER FUCKED??WHY WOULD YOU?"

It seems this question has slightly agitated him and he seems confused,lol
Jojo420 says:

It was "Buddy Bear" I hated that damn bear I wanted to kill it. I was told I could never get rid of my "Buddy Bear". I wanted it dead immediately. I never told him any secrets and never took him on any cool trips. I took out a contract on Buddy when i was 5. My friend provided the air gun and my other friend shot him,lol I hated that fuckin bear.

Netta says :

Barbies, barbies ,I hated Barbies. They were all blond and I hated their silver coats.

 

[cannaloser]

my wiener

 

[rogerw]

Johnny Astro , fucking piece of shit . Looked soooo cool on TV like the thing just flew where ever you wanted it to. But guess what when I got it for Christmas all the fucking thing was was a balloon with a piece of plastic landing pod and a fan that you blwe it out and it dropped like a sack of shit.

 

[Japanfreakier]

lol here's a video of a guy using the Johnny Astro, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73iqy9Kkb2s Skip to 3:50, he'S doing some cool shit, this would be fun high.

 

[THC123]

lego blocks

 

[tonto]

lego blocks