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[ka0tik_kreati0n]

I fuckin hate allergies. They need to DIE. DIE. DIE.
I hate sneezing!!! then my nose gets all clogged up and interferes with me sleeping. PSHA!!!!

 

[Ms Kony]

Mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm . . . homemade lemonade! =)

 

[Lav]

All summer drinkin water
Trying to keep your eyes dry

 

[s13sr20det]

damn! what happened to lola?

 

[eddie.saw]

Naps are never a good idea for me.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

naps are awesome! lol
I'm about to go spend my birthday money on some ice cream lol

 

[dextr0]

"I've done some serious research on skunk spray. It's main ingredients are sulfates and thiols. Sulfur is good for the plant, but in excess it causes problems. I've found lots of studies involving thiols in plants, but mostly from the "plant generated" side. Thiols are what makes weed smell like skunks."-

 

[HOPS5K]

RIPPED IN PEACE

 

[bun1]

So many god dam tomatoes, they just keep growing I can't eat them all ffs.

 

[g0vnaa]

Make ketchup

 

[swed420]

Just ripped a debt collector a new asshole. calling me b4 8:00am. dont think i will get a call from them for a little while.

 

[dextr0]

"A how u gonna do it if u really dont wanna dance?
Buy standing on tha wall?"

 

[TokinPrincess]

Here I go again.....on the computer waaaay past my bedtime.....

 

[FlaDankster]

my nipples are soooooo cold!

 

[Cookie monster]

Dear Santa,

This Christmas I would like a pair of Boerboel's

Should you fail to deliver yet again!! rest assured that I will use the lump of coal you normally leave in my Christmas stocking as a weapon and beat your fat ass to death.

 

[eddie.saw]

clownfaced fuck ass ate my cereal!!

 

[FatBlunt420]

harry and the fuckn hendersons

 

[eddie.saw]

omg....john fucking lithgow!

 

[Lav]

I don't know.

 

[bun1]

I've picked almost all my chilly peppers already, gone to hang'em to dry. Put just a couple of seeds on a slice of pizza and a couple hours later..........

................In the words of the late great Johnny Cash "and it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire...................(Cue the trumpets)