uk slang

[DocLeaf]

Some of the finest UK slang words help represent the police in the minds of the general public. Words like the pigs, the filth, babylon, tit-heads, oinks, bobbies, sticky-figs, SID, jam-sandwiches, C3POs, and many more

A 'yellow-fed' or 'wasp' was a traffic warden for a while but they changed the uniforms

 

[Scrogerman]

'Muskers',we use for the Pig's, It actually derives from local Gypsy.
Forgot about the filth, 'Muskers' are better forgotton! nice one Doc!

'Bizzies', is another(Scouse)

C3PO's - LOL!

 

[Cookie monster]

Rozzers, the fuzz and the old bill are some great slang words for cops that you English guys invented

 

[Dr. D]

Lol, dont forget Gavvers...

 

[daddy fingaz]

did we invent the word "minge"?,,,,,,,,,as in,,,,"women from the 70`s had big angry hairy minge`s",,,

what about "piss flaps",,,,"beef curtains"?,,,"cum bucket",,,,,,,,i could go on forever ,,alltho its just get worse,,

rick you turd burglar you had to go and lower the tone!

 

[Mud Man]

My homie from the uk always says..
The Beast....
always made me chortle... lol

 

[Scrogerman]

'Brass' - Prostitute

'Brass House' - Where the Prozzie Lives

'Mincer' - Queer/Faggot, can be referred to as a camp walk(as in 'to Mince' - lol).

 

[Scrogerman]

I havent even heard any Cock'o'ney or much Scouse slang yet, God elp us!

 

[cannaboy]

A brass house is generally a whore house not the whores house. (I never been there..) what's it like? Crumpet??

did she have emma froids with big hampstead heaths bruised scotcheggs with a brad pit boat race...


"Emma froids" hemmeroids
"Brad Pitt" shit
"Dickie Dirt" skirt
"Almond Rocks" Socks
"CRUMPET" Women!!!!
"Teeth" Hampstead Heath
"Legs" Scotch eggs
"Eyes" Mince pies
"Arms" Chalk Farms
"Hair" Barnet
"Head" Loaf of bread
"Face" Boat race
"Mouth" North and south

 

[cannaboy]

cockney rhyming slang goes in the "Dick and harry" dictionary!!

 

[missy1]

twats a nother good 1

 

[Hazyfontazy]

twats a nother good 1

not good at all ,its a horrid word and 1 that gets right on my tits,but then you already knew that

 

[JamieShoes]

Rozzers, the fuzz and the old bill are some great slang words for cops that you English guys invented

you missed the bizzies (scouse) which is my fave

 

[Silence]

you missed the bizzies (scouse) which is my fave

haha.. the friggin fuzz and wooden tops... but bizzies suits them best...though I do love them being called facists

Kopite

 

[Blue]

Swamp donkey = ugly bird
Badgers arse = ruff bird
josey's = scales AKA joesy wales
Cadbury canal = poo pipe
Mukka = friend
tom tit = shit
Nonce = kiddy fiddler


the list IS endless......

 

[sallyforthDeleted member 75382]

The other day I heard a girlfriend say she was "gonna knock cock on the head for a bit and get some gash "

Whats up with her bacon doors ?

 

[Blue]

I know a few birds that chow on meaty lettice..... one of them is a stunner!

 

[missy1]

not good at all ,its a horrid word and 1 that gets right on my tits,but then you already knew that

i sure did mate thats y i put it lol

 

[missy1]

how bout grass

 

[ashash1212]

either a snitch or weed depending on how its used