uk slang

[STUPPA]

TWAT - short and to the point

TWAT ASS - a more sophisticated version of the above but still quick and effective.

 

[STUPPA]

Oh almost forgot , Swamp donkey - for definition see minging bottom feeder.

 

[VerdantGreen]

i like muppet too because i can call it to the kids

"minging bottom feeder" isn't v nice but it's a good insult. Along with the imagery there are 2 sylables per word so it trips of the tongue. Any ideas on the origin of 'minging' or 'minger'?

i like the word 'Berk'. My Dad used to use it when I'd done something silly-he'd look at me in disbelief and say, 'You berk.'

eddieS

i wonder if your dad knew berk was a short form of the cockney rhyming slang 'Berkely hunt' - c*nt

 

[Dr. D]

Hazy ignore them,, they are trolls




chav = chavies (from the Gypsy word for children).

The media has since tried to say that the word chav is an acronym and have taken the phrase out of context

Hope this helps

Lol! it also has another meaning from the '30s CHeltenham AVerage persons club so im told..
Funny thread by the way lol
Minging = Disgusting ugly horrible whatever
Bottomfeeder is basically a scummer. Someone who feeds from the ass of another or feeds from the ground but not litterally lol... peace

 

[Dr. D]

Oh almost forgot , Swamp donkey - for definition see minging bottom feeder.

Always makes me piss when i hear that.
British slang is awesome my fave at the mo is 'gash' theres another one we use around here but i cant post it im sure we're the only part of the country thats uses it but it must have come from somewhere....

 

[tricky]

one that always makes me smile is
she /he has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

 

[STUPPA]

Clunge trumpet

 

[whodair]

how do ya tell a british girl not to smile cuz her teeth are too yellow (brown)??

or just show her the back of the hand ?? that'll wipe that dirty grin off !!

 

[cannaboy]

Like a bull dog licking piss off a stinging nettle



roses are red daffodills are yellow witha face like that you must be a fellow,,

 

[Cookie monster]

A face like a half chewed mars bar.

 

[EddieShoestring]

my old time faves were "wazzock".....

i like Wazzock , it's got a West Country feel to it-or East Anglia-rural anyway
can't believe 'Spam Purse'....that's horrific....making bad pictures...you just made that up didn't you?

(titter) e

 

[Hazyfontazy]

pleb

 

[tricky]

i like Wazzock , it's got a West Country feel to it-or East Anglia-rural anyway
can't believe 'Spam Purse'....that's horrific....making bad pictures...you just made that up didn't you?

(titter) e

parrot faced wazzock lol

 

[Scrogerman]

Wales - Town/ie Slang'

'Maygrum' or 'Maige' - Complete Idiot, Intelectually challenged

'Quiller', 'Quem', 'Quemmer', aka 'Battyman','Shirt Lifter' all terms for a Bender/Faggot/Queer
Quem's a personal favorite of mine, its got ring to it.

'Quem's' can also be used to describe the scabby sores associated with Genital Herpes & the like - lol!

'Chod' - Hashish

Theres a Crazy Slang spoken around these parts, theres just a couple to start. Im only posting Very commonly used terms in this locality, terms used & heard everyday in the local pubs etc.

Funny Thread btw, should all be able to have a right giggle at this one, great stuff.

'Minky' or 'Scrunt'- Vagina/Pussy

'Qwim' or 'Cleft'- Clitorus, but can also mean pussy too!

Classic local terms/words, i hear them regularly spoken! again, 'Scrunt' is another local term/word thats got ring to it! another fave of mine!

'Scud' - word used to descibe a spliff or joint.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

'Bottom Feeder'.....would most probably be in reference to the creatures that feed on the crap at the bottom of the lake or sea, that is mostly made from the fecal matter of those that feed further up towards the surface.....e.g. crabs....

....One of my favourite English slang words....is 'STRUMPET'....and I'm partial to a nice bit of 'Crumpet' from a fine 'Strumpet'......

 

[englishrick]

"safe" is a word i use very often,,,..."safe-safe"

did we invent the word "minge"?,,,,,,,,,as in,,,,"women from the 70`s had big angry hairy minge`s",,,

what about "piss flaps",,,,"beef curtains"?,,,"cum bucket",,,,,,,,i could go on forever ,,alltho its just get worse,,

 

[EddieShoestring]

strumpet is an excellent word-i must try and use it at least a few times a day-
Clunge Trumpet? thats plumbing isn't it?

Beef Curtains? I'm trying to have breakfast here. Tell me, Rick, when do you get the chance to use that one? I could understand it if you were a gynocologist-a midwife-or a porno photographer....i'm trying to imaging a conversation where I could use it-
"That Sharon, she's got a lovely pair of beef curtains" Sounds kind of bad

also like Floosey

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[Scrogerman]

'Split arse' or 'Mort' - Female of the speices

'Swil', 'Skimish', 'Lush' - Beer

'Chunder' - To Be Violently Sick

'Laggin', 'Lagged', 'Lushed' or 'Skimished' - Very Drunk

'Lagg' - is also a Term used to describe urinating, it can also mean Beer!. Ive seen a few people 'Lagg' themselves ('Not Guilty your Honour')

'Skimished' is a personal favorite & a very common term used in this location.

 

[cannaboy]

Scroatcake

Scroatcake

We made this 1 up ages ago its a prenoun-discribing trampy..


Bottom feeders are ameoba type single cell organizms that are the start of alllife on yhe planet..


I like propper slang.. watch the 2 pros,,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRDOpknHLLo

 

[DocLeaf]

**** ****er and ***t are offensive UK slang.
'yo',, 'innit',, and 'later' are common UK slang.
and 'whips', 'sticks', n 'bits' all mean something completely different depending on who you roll with

linguistic-anthropology.... the context in the contes and codes of dialect is a heavy subject