post your most embarrassing/funny/stupid shit i did while high stories...

[teemu shalanie]

WHATS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU DONE HIGH

WHATS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU DONE HIGH

I guess i forgot my stash in my baba's car <, then the next day she found it , told my mom, who told me that my baba was stopped for running a stop sign, then they found a small amount of marijuana on her and now she is at the local district lock up!, all I could say was NO!, my ma said YES, I said NO, she said YES , NO!, then she goes NO, just kidding but go pick up your grass from your baba, she found it.



hahha

 

[Blue]

Said "I do" not really I love my wife..

Also a girl called Rachel Hill she was a physco & stalked me for three months.

 

[chongsbuddy]

i always look for something for like a half hour and the whole time its in my hand!lol

 

[Acotaco]

Decided to put cams and a timing chain on my drift car. Eek let me tell u when I hand turned it over pistons hit valves had to take it all back apart

 

[Moppel]

lmao. nice one of your mom!

 

[MediRI88]

Was take that seconde hit out the bong becouse now I'm here in this thread lol. Og blueberry

 

[VerdantGreen]

use capital letters in a thread title

only kidding

 

[med_breeder]

For some reason I forgot that the guy who lived across the street from me moonlighted as a taxis cabbie.
I looked out my window and saw some weird looking vehicle parked across the street. I go into a full blown panic. I am convinced that it is a swat team staging area. I am convinced that at any second a swat team was gonna kick my door in.
I brain storm what would be the best way to not get shot. Should I walk out the front door with my hands in the Air? should I just wait on my knees with my hands folded behind my head?
I finally decide to just lay flat on my face with my arms and legs spread. The whole time I'm sweating, ghost white, with my heart pumping out if my chest. I layed there for about an hour.
Oh yeah a few hours earlier I consumed vast amounts of sativa infused pasta.


Been a fan of pure sativas ever since.

 

[tokinafaty420]

Locked my keys in my car, then proceeded to breaking my window to get back in. I was too paranoid to call a locksmith. lol Ended up costing me $100 instead of $30 to get a locksmith out. Also thinking about it, the act of smashing a window then driving off could have easily grabbed the attention of the police as well.

 

[Snagglepuss]

parked my vehicle in the driveway in neutral,the emergency brake doesn't work ....So it goes rolling backwards into the front of my friends executive lincoln....Smashed the headlight and part of the front quarter panel...

Another time i was backing out of my parents driveway ,and smashed the neighbors mailbox,pole and all to the ground,....Had to pay for that ,,and install a new one ...this time with cement at the base..

 

[OjoRojo420]

Calling my Ex-wife...

LOL

 

[teemu shalanie]

think the best one so far was med breeder story could just imagine you laying on the floor, so funny man !, I always do the look for a tool while its in my hand, or I put it somewhere that I forgot, like 5 seconds ago, hahah

 

[Danks2005]

Parked my truck in my buddy's driveway. When I go to leave, I was freaking out. Thought my truck was stolen. Then I see it 100 yards away, across the street, in someones front yard. Forgot to engage parking brake. Luckily no property was damaged, just my pride. LOL

And, I always look for shit that is in my hand. Or, sunglasses that are on my head.

 

[SmilinBob]

Stuck the keys in the door, pulled it shut, started looking for my keys.. I opened the door, went in looked around for a little bit, got pissed off, and then I looked at the door

 

[gsmoked]

decided to cut the rope that holds my window up with weights thinking it would help it open and it fell shut and nearly smashed

 

[PACKERBACKER]

Drive. Blacked out!

 

[buddah]

i always look for something for like a half hour and the whole time its in my hand!lol

jep it know that pretty well....i hold also my lighter for hours
...even when i fell asleep

 

[THC123]

putting Super 98 in my car instead of diesel

thinking the light became green when it was actually still red , and then taking off as if it where green , only realizing it halfway and then thinking FUCK

 

[Flux451]

worried that I was too high!!! muahahaha - smoke hash and step your game up

Maybe be stoned everyday in the construction field climbing in rafters with saws etc, I think it made me more thorough and safe tho...

Totaled my Audi, cause I wasnt high and was speeding and complaining cause my passenger wouldnt whip out and light the pre-rolled blunt soon enough

Said, Fuck It

 

[cocktail frank]

i like to get all high and bitch to my buddies on the phone.
telling him the whole time how i can't find my cell phone!
while im on the fucking thing!

im gonna show my age right here tho.
this is pre-cell phone era.
get all baked out and go to a payphone (remember them?) to call a buddy.
then proceed to call them and ask "where are ya?"
like i just didnt call em at home! DOH!