Coming home from the Hydro Store, turn the corner,

[MaddsVonF]

and all hell breaks loose. Units to the left of me. Units to the right of me. 3 units behind me. All busting the lights and hitting the sirens.

Frick! I'm in the rig and the back is full of new gear. Crud. I turn into a parking lot and these guys start bailing with pistolas and shotties in hand. I speed dial the attorney with one hand, drop the phone and grab the wheel and start doing an inventory. Any hidden stash in the truck? Damn. Stinky 1/4 p of Pandora's Stash I was supposed to drop off before the Hydro run. One hitter with an 1/8th. And yes, my papers were with me.

Thinking I'm about to be busted for the first time in over 40 years of doing this, I say to myself, times up Madds.

Look out the side window and all the LEO's were running towards me and then past me! To the front door of the KMART I pulled into.

My frickin heart is still trying to squeeze out my arse.

I do hope the two officers that were shot come out of this ok, but i think they may have pooched the deal with this perp.

Now I'm going to fire up this here Incredibowl and smoke so much Pandora I'm gonna couch lock for the rest of the night, and into the wee hours.



Karma baby, karma.

Madds


ftp

btw,
that prick of an attorney's answering machine picked up my call.
He's probably in Vegas already.

 

[Dr Dog]

I would have shart my pants..

 

[angel4us]

holy crap !! more good karma to you madds, do i need to say it - be safe

 

[JacuzziSplot]

must be having a great day now.

 

[MaddsVonF]

holy crap !! more good karma to you madds, do i need to say it - be safe

Karma and a clean pair o boxers,,,,,,

Heart rates back to norm and the IB is doing it's thing and the Pandora, oh my that Pandora is setting me free!

Madds

 

[MagdaAndBernie]

I would have shart my pants..

Words from a wise man

 

[SuperSizeMe]

Maybe it was a needed wake-up/reminder to not ride dirty...


I'm glad you didn't get pinched

 

[cody2white]

Wow! Lol I love those kind of situations. Glad it worked out for you

 

[Marlo]

Maybe it was a needed wake-up/reminder to not ride dirty...

 

[localman]

less riding dirty and more dirty sex is my motto

FTP

 

[Fuzz420]

What a scary situation, glad you made it out ok.

 

[Dimebagg]

Glad you came out ok. But dont take that 40 years of clean record for granted! Maybe this was just a wake up call for you to not let your guard down my friend. Heres to 40 more years of safety.

Safety first, then teamwork

 

[White-rhino]

Yes thats deserving of burning a huge fat one. Maybe two.

KInd of remind me of something that happened to me, driving down the freeway through Indiana once. I see a cop SUV bearing down on me at about 100mph, he gets up to me and goes around, and about 6 more are folowing him. I look over and the trucks are marked "United States Department of Homeland Security".

Well, since they all looked similar to my SUV and I had nothing to find in my vehicle, I got in behind them and followed at 90-100mph for about 20 miles until they turned off to go south and I kept going east. We were passing people like they were standing still. Fuck-em

 

[Private Joker]

A few months ago, a buddy of mine(that has no idea what i do) calls me up and tells me that tons of cop cars are on the street, outside of my house. I am freaking out and don't want to go home. My buddy calls me back a little(worst 45 min of my life) later and says they are all leaving. Turns out, they were using a path next to my house to get to a wooded area out back, manhunt for some dude that was on the run. Thank god for carbon filters.