Things I learned from COPS (TV Show)

[Japanfreakier]

We get COPS here in Japan and I've learned some valuable lessons on how not to get caught for drugs in America.

1) Don't be black
If you're black and like weed don't even think about leaving home unless you pull an Eddie Murphy and go white face.

2) Don't be poor
If you're poor and want to go cruising make sure to do it in a rich neighborhood.

3) Don't drive a poor man's car
Late model caprice means you're going to jail

4) Don't wear dirty clothes
Only thing cops seem to love more than arresting people in dirty clothes seems to be ripping said clothes off you.

5) Don't have arms
Not talking guns here, just arms. If you have them they are never going to be in the right place for cops.

I'm sure there is more, this is a work in progress.

 

[MagdaAndBernie]

Never say "Swear to god, Officer", because every guilty mofo we've ever seen on that show has said it.

 

[lockehead]

Interesting observations... One thing i see on COPS that irks me a bit, is that a lot of them dont know their rights. The police officer asks," you dont have anything to hide right? then do you mind if i search your car?" the victim just obliges and allows the search, then gets some weed or crackpipe or whatever found.

 

[Japanfreakier]

Never say "Swear to god, Officer", because every guilty mofo we've ever seen on that show has said it.

lol, they do don't they?

 

[White-rhino]

How about these -
Don't carry a crack pipe on you in public
Don't run at the sight of a cop
Don't get into a high speed chase at the sight of a cop
Don't transport weed in a stolen car, without a drivers license, with 40 warrants for your arrest.
Don't be caught selling blow jobs in the parking lot.
Don't be caught buying blow jobs from a half ugly female cop.

Sorry - homey don't play the lame assed race war.

 

[xmobotx]

We get COPS here in Japan and I've learned some valuable lessons on how not to get caught for drugs in America.

1) Don't be black
If you're black and like weed don't even think about leaving home unless you pull an Eddie Murphy and go white face.

2) Don't be poor
If you're poor and want to go cruising make sure to do it in a rich neighborhood.

3) Don't drive a poor man's car
Late model caprice means you're going to jail

4) Don't wear dirty clothes
Only thing cops seem to love more than arresting people in dirty clothes seems to be ripping said clothes off you.

5) Don't have arms
Not talking guns here, just arms. If you have them they are never going to be in the right place for cops.

I'm sure there is more, this is a work in progress.

Never say "Swear to god, Officer", because every guilty mofo we've ever seen on that show has said it.

How about these -
Don't carry a crack pipe on you in public
Don't run at the sight of a cop
Don't get into a high speed chase at the sight of a cop
Don't transport weed in a stolen car, without a drivers license, with 40 warrants for your arrest.
Don't be caught selling blow jobs in the parking lot.
Don't be caught buying blow jobs from a half ugly female cop.

Sorry - homey don't play the lame assed race war.

these all seem like valid points

 

[Danks2005]

If you do happen to get pulled over, for whatever reason...don't forget about the joint behind your ear.

 

[feral]

never, ever, if in DC call a secret service agent "dude" if they pull you over. lesson learned here.

 

[joe fresh]

Interesting observations... One thing i see on COPS that irks me a bit, is that a lot of them dont know their rights. The police officer asks," you dont have anything to hide right? then do you mind if i search your car?" the victim just obliges and allows the search, then gets some weed or crackpipe or whatever found.

have you ever noticed that they always have the k9 unit on stand by...if they refuse within 5 min the k9 unit is there and they get searched one way or the other...i dont know if they do this just because its on cops tv, or if its like that everwhere in the USA.....

 

[dwarfganja]

Only thing I learned from cops is how to hate that fuckin Bad Boys song. Used to get stuck in my head after watching and couldnt get it out!

 

[Japanfreakier]

Sorry - homey don't play the lame assed race war.

Doesn't really matter if you do, the cops do and that was the point I was making.

 

[Japanfreakier]

never, ever, if in DC call a secret service agent "dude" if they pull you over. lesson learned here.

What is the deal with that? They seem to get really pissed when they are called Dude.

 

[Danks2005]

I fucking hate that song.

 

[Painfull]

Best thing is to take a taxi.

 

[Ca$h]

never, ever, if in DC call a secret service agent "dude" if they pull you over. lesson learned here.

what happened?

I've been to DC - seen people pulled over by feds left and right

It's an interesting place, but damn are there a lot of feds lol

 

[THC123]

i have learned to stay the fuck out of the usa fucking crazy cops

 

[CarlWeathers]

Never just start running (on foot or in a car) for no reason
Never leave paraphernalia in plain sight
Carry ID
Don't buy a car from a guy for $500
Don't try to evade the police with handcuffs already on
Use clear eyes

 

[Lorenzo]

when they ask if you have any drugs don't start your answer with

uhhh.................

 

[Japanfreakier]

I haven't seen this but I was curious, has anybody ever seen them arrest a well off white guy on that show?

 

[Phedrosbenny]

I have watched it from time to time and im surprised nobody has used the footage to sue them yet.O r maybe they have and I missed it.