I really need to work on my carbon footprint.
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Balarama67
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Every time you hear about trees being planted to offset carbon usage,
plant some weed plants of your own, harvest them at the right time,
and then burn the leaves and stems will allow you to destroy evidence and
increase your carbon footprint no end! Voila!
plant some weed plants of your own, harvest them at the right time,
and then burn the leaves and stems will allow you to destroy evidence and
increase your carbon footprint no end! Voila!
MagdaAndBernie
Member
I got carbon footprints all over the beige carpet, and M was pissed
Balarama67
Member
I guess if you can vent the CO2 from that fire into your grow then all is good...
but, nah, your eyebrows might get singed, and then you'd look pretty strange.
but, nah, your eyebrows might get singed, and then you'd look pretty strange.
eat more Taco Hell.......
I just had to add this gem as well.
master shake
Active member
If you want to have a larger carbon footprint, the most successful way would be to...
Write a book or make a film/career out of criticizing carbon users and push global warming. Then be a total hypocrite with your money and leave a carbon footprint the size of 20+ Americans. Behind their backs, laugh at all the loones who believe and follow you. You may want to try being vice president or inventing the internet to gain popularity. Oh you could also make more money that can be used hypocritically by owning a fat share of an oil tycoon.
Dammit, I forgot Al Gore already did this! But hey, it's worth a shot!
If you can catch this mother fucker you'd be way ahead of that genius!
Write a book or make a film/career out of criticizing carbon users and push global warming. Then be a total hypocrite with your money and leave a carbon footprint the size of 20+ Americans. Behind their backs, laugh at all the loones who believe and follow you. You may want to try being vice president or inventing the internet to gain popularity. Oh you could also make more money that can be used hypocritically by owning a fat share of an oil tycoon.
Dammit, I forgot Al Gore already did this! But hey, it's worth a shot!
If you can catch this mother fucker you'd be way ahead of that genius!
