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Dr Dog

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Funeral home steps in to stop the 'grim eater'

WELLINGTON - A New Zealand funeral home has stepped in to stop a fake mourner who was attending up to four funerals a week to stock up on food, even filling up tupperware containers to take home, according to media reports.

Harbour City Funeral Home director Danny Langstraat told local newspaper The Dominion Post that the "grim eater" appeared at up to four funerals a week in March and April to enjoy the finger food but clearly did not know the deceased.

The funeral company grew so concerned that it took a photograph of the man, thought to be aged in his 40s, and distributed the picture to its branches.

"Certainly he had a backpack with some tupperware containers so when people weren't looking, he was stocking up," Langstraat told the newspaper.

He said the man was "always very quiet and polite, and did as the rest of the mourners did in paying his respects."

Langstraat said the man stopped coming after one staff member took him aside and told him he could come to funerals but could not take food home with him.

Funeral Directors Association president Tony Garing told the newspaper that such cases happened in the industry occasionally but it was difficult to stop people from coming or call their behavior theft because funerals were usually public events
 
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Marywanna

Maybe the guy likes funerals...........:dunno: He is a "Professional Mourner".
 

Dr Dog

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I have been too dozens of funerals, never really see anything other than snacks and coffee. Typically, most people there don't seem in the mood to eat
 
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Marywanna

yeah usually the good eats are at the deceased home later.
 

PistilPete

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That's been my experience, too. Maybe New Zealand has different funeral customs than we do?
 

Goosie

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That's been my experience, too. Maybe New Zealand has different funeral customs than we do?

That is what I'm thinking. Every one I've been to has peppermints and coffee or something like that. Then the gathering after the funeral is when everyone brings food and eats.

Either way, funerals aren't my thing. I'd much rather crash a wedding or graduation party, lol
 
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Marywanna

LOL when my older brother got married,there was another reception in the next banquet room. My younger brother went in there and got into the buffet line,met bridesmaids,then promptly got kicked out. What an asshole,thats my little brother. Another good crash are Graduation parties.
 

Stoner4Life

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ahhhh.......
true Toker's Den fodder, this is classic shit in these tough times of ours. if this guy were smart he'd move to a new city with more/many funeral homes and regularly change up his looks, select the funerals of people like teachers or professors who were in daily contact with the public & therefore an easy excuse to drop in and pay respects. getting 4/5 newspapers & going through the obits this guy could feed a family of four if he played it right.......

 

Fuzz420

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my sociology teacher used to tell us stories about when he would go to funerals/wakes and get free food. He was an old guy like 75-80, he had been doing it for years.
 
reminds me when i was i was younger i cut my food bill by almost 90% by gettin food in odd places like this heh. was not too bad really had a wide veriety of things to eat all the time never had to cook my own shit for the most part lol. hit up enough funerals outdoor wedding receptions just dip in grab and quietly head out . go to seven 11s late at night when there not busy and ready to throw out there extra old food. hit up the lil ceasars get to know one of the managers have him save you a old pizza. they have to throw theres away within 30 min of cooking it so they waste alot.
 
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Cookie monster

Maybe the guy was just trying to figure out the best caterer for his own funeral, it's not as if he's gonna be around to sample the food at his own send off.
 

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