Awkward stoney moments

[ocean_grown]

Today I went into my friends kitchen to grab a glass of water after we had just smoked 2 joints, his dad is at the kitchen table and his mom walks in and says "hi honey". I, for reasons unbeknownst to me, think she's talking to me and say "hi". Shit got super awkward and I left pretty quick after that..

I fuckin hate awkwardness so much.. The worst part of being alive. Tends to happen more when I'm stoned, social faux paws and all that good shit.

Funny awkward stoney moments, GO.

 

[SuperSizeMe]

Some people can play shit off....others can't

I'da turned that lil tidbit into a sale. :read:

 

[Kush_Master]

lmao cpl of years back i visited my back then gf and when i entered the house i saw her standing in the kitchen cooking some stuff. i hugged her from behind grabbed her ass and said "hey baby" and then noticed it was her roommate. i was so high outta my mind i didnt recognize lol.

 

[CarlWeathers]

In high school I was really stoned coming back from lunch and was headed to an assembly. I went to a private school and we all had to where uniforms. A substitute teacher just happened to be wearing a shirt the same color as our polos and was walking ahead of me. I was joking around and acting like I was really hyped up for this assembly, so I was bumping into people and jumping around. I was behind him and he was shorter than me so I assumed it was some freshman so I gave him a very solid shove in the back and shouted "lets do this." He turned around very angry and attempted to get me in trouble though nothing came of it.

 

[The Hummus Monk]

I was celebrating my birthday by camping on some cliffs, having a camp fire, dropping a little acid...

See this fire engine with blue lights flashing about 5 miles off on another headland...

I start tripping...

...blue light gets nearer

...and nearer

WHAM!

Suddenly I'm dealing with a full on full sized fire engine...flashing blue lights...some pissed off man telling me to pit the fire out!

Whoa! This is NOT how to start an acid trip!

'the horror...the horror'

'the blue lights...the blue lights'

still had a great trip though..

...eventually.