plz help

[DUTCH]

hey guys im in a jam kinda. i was arrested bout a year ago n my court date is finally coming up. they want me to take a hair test to prove i haven't used in a couple months although i have not alot tho. maybe 4 times a month since me gettin arrested. is there any way for this test to be beaten. plz only give me things that have been tried and not jus items on the market. my freedom is on the line here guys. also any negativity about me being a idiot for just not smoking in the first place isn't needed....jus help. i searched the forums and found this recipe for success.. anyone tried it???

This works every time...My friend works in a forensic lab showed me how...I passed 8 hair tests Never failed.

1. Strip hair with vinegar..Leave in and let it saturate into the hair for about ten minutes. "Dont Rinse Out"....Oh yea watch your eyes the crap burns like doo doo.

2. Should told you this first...But you will need to buy a bottle Clean & Clear skin toning and deep cleanser...It's for pimples and acne....You will need to put that in your hair while the vinegar still there. You will feel a burning sensation. Masage into the scalp for about 5minutes. What happens is it cleans while the vinegar has your pores open

3. Ok now as crazy as this crap sounds but you will need Tide laundry detergent.
Powder or liquid it doesn't matter. Wash your hair with it and rinse thoroughly with warm water. Please dont get the Tide in your eyes..keep eyes close shut . Tide has the best cleaning agent of all detergents.

4. Now just use your favorite aloe (moisturizing shampoo).....Any kind you want to use.

5. Do that four step process the day of your deadline

 

[Goosie]

Honestly, I don't think there is a reasonable way to clean for a hair test. Maybe someone else knows better than me, but you might be SOL.

 

[sirbudsalot]

Dunno, that procedure sounds like somebody's playing a practical joke.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/02/19/britney-spears-shaved-head/

If Spears' money couldn't buy a better solution than a shaved head, maybe there isn't one?!

 

[DUTCH]

Dunno, that procedure sounds like somebody's playing a practical joke.

you know i thought the same thing. but i still have my hope. i refuse to actually try a thing like this until i hear some stories about it. the whole thing sounds ridiculus to me really. but who knows

 

[TrichyTrichy]

that concoction will disentegrate your hair there is a lot more hair than what's on your head. e.g arm,leg etc

 

[PoopyTeaBags]

i do believe there are shampoo's have no idea if they work or not...

 

[IE2KS_KUSH]

that concoction will disentegrate your hair there is a lot more hair than what's on your head. e.g arm,leg etc

Thanks that is exactly what I was thinking...
Why wouldn't they just take a hair from somewhere else? I mean if you bic'd yourself? You might be screwed, sorry, I know, not helpful, just passing by. Good luck.

 

[Maj.Cottonmouth]

I have heard they take a hair from your arm to test with but I have never done one myself.

 

[IE2KS_KUSH]

I have heard they take a hair from your arm to test with but I have never done one myself.

Unless you shave them, or try that vinegar, whatever solution. If you shave your pits and head though, you know I think they take it from that nether region, just after the ass crack really gets deep, you probably never get those suckers shaved lol. Try the special vinegar soak on those I guess yikes!

 

[DUTCH]

has anyone ever used any of the shampoos on the market???

 

[Goosie]

has anyone ever used any of the shampoos on the market???

I have a friend that paid nearly $100 for some for his hair test and failed horribly. Don't remember what brand it was, tho.

I think the basic saying is when it comes to hair tests, your screwed... Sorry.

 

[Nicoli]

ive had one, they take a sample from the back of your neck line.

If you have a mullet you're screwed.

 

[Tr33]

Nothing will help with your hair test. Straight fact the dope is inside the cellular structure of your hair, kinda like tree rings. There is no way to fool the hair test except by going bald. My advice, go buy a few bottles of Nair, cover your body in it and shower off your hair. Nothing they can do then, except maybe a piss test after that.
good luck

 

[Scrogerman]

Id say a better idea would be to come up with a reason why you have been using rather than trying to foil the test, its an admission of guilt. Stress, Anxiety & other things can go along way with a doctors report in your hand bro, Go see a doctor after youve come up with a reason why youve been using, Insommnia is another great reson to use MJ & other substances. Good Luck & i hope i helped you see it a different way! Doctor Who! Get Yourself a Doctors letter Bro!

 

[cyberwax]

I would rather shave my whole body than use that mix on my hair.

 

[vta]

Maybe try to get a marinol script??

 

[guest2012y]

I don't know about the accuracy of hairs tests now,but about 7 years ago they were inaccurate. I was puffin' tough for years and had to do one for a custody dispute. They took a giant chunk of my hair and I thought I was done for. The test came back negative. I would consider some type of shampoo..or remove every hair from your body......
...If they want to fuck you with tests they will,urine,hair,blood. Drug tests are just lame.

 

[PoopyTeaBags]

Nothing will help with your hair test. Straight fact the dope is inside the cellular structure of your hair, kinda like tree rings. There is no way to fool the hair test except by going bald. My advice, go buy a few bottles of Nair, cover your body in it and shower off your hair. Nothing they can do then, except maybe a piss test after that.
good luck

people do this and usually are automatically disqualified... its obvious that your hiding something by doing this... cant remember if this was for a job or courts though lol...

 

[Goosie]

people do this and usually are automatically disqualified... its obvious that your hiding something by doing this... cant remember if this was for a job or courts though lol...

I would think it was for jobs... I doubt a court can automatically fail you for a drug test because your completely bald, especially if you say your expressing yourself by removing all of your hair.

If it comes down to that, just be prepared for a urine or blood test that day tho.

Really, this may be a situation where you should go ahead and man up. When the judge orders you to take the test, just be 100 with him and tell him you've been occasionally smoking. Yea, you might do a little bit of time in jail but it'll turn out better than shaving your body and still failing and going to jail.

Plus, I've seen plenty of judges who are more lenient if you don't waste their time. If you know you'll fail the test, say so and (s)he might go easier on you. Because trust me, if you do get locked up you're going to want that little bit of warmth that comes from the hairs on your body...

Good luck.

 

[Scrogerman]

Good advice, but Judge see's a letter or report from a Doctor & it will go a hell of along way to keep you out of jail Bro, If your In the UK, id look into what im saying, not sure in other country's.