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Stepfather 1 (the original) "NEED SOME ORDER ROUND HERE!!!!!" always cracks me up after a smoke.
 

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Adventure Time, possibly the greatest children's cartoon ever made (for stoners that is... and I guess children stoners too..).
 
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Aussie News:
Jessica Watson 16yr old finished sailing around the world today!
 
Reading a detective story.

The Case of the Purloined Pathfinder

A Bloomberg Holmes Mystery
by Sir David Conan Burge

I had just completed annotating my Columbia Law Review and donned my nightcap and gown when a gentle rapping fell upon my townhouse door. Having been the object of countless similar midnight visits, I was well prepared for the summons that would follow.

"Beggin' the squire's pardon to disturb him at this late hour," said the wretched message boy in the portal, hat in hand. "But Mr. Bloomberg Holmes requests the squire's presence on a matter of great urgency."

I tipped the filthy lad a shilling and hied to the waiting coach that would bear me to Gracie Mansion, abode of the great Gotham detective Bloomberg Holmes. Of this strange and brilliant man what more can be said? Scientist, philosopher, logician, as a young man he set about making his fortune as a merchant of electrotelegraphic racing forms to the eager bettors of Wall Street Downs. He was proven prescient in this endeavor, for although his race predictions as often as not were proven to be without merit, he had uncannily deduced that the real money was had in the sales of soft-ware. Having secured a great financial fortune he devoted a portion of the same to the purchase of the Lord Mayoralty of Gotham, an office in which he could lend deductive assistance to the city's constabulary in his crusade to eradicate the scourge of tobacco, salt and trans-fat crimes that so afflicted it citizens. After some fashion he valued my training in legal matters and so frequently requested my aid on those occasion which he saw fit. My heart raced as the coach rumbled over the cobblestones of Chelsea, for I knew from experience that if my friend Lord Mayor Holmes was calling, a great game was afoot....................
 
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