Need ideas for what to tell people my occupation is?
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DevilsReject
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tell them your a sperm donor 
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bipotato
My last comment was a reference to:
Are you playing golf or do you still have sex?
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Carl Carlson
contract killer works better in that situation
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Carl Carlson
this is THE most stupid thread of all time.
OP, just make up a job, how hard is that?
There are zillions of job titles that are completely non-chalant.
you're a non-college grad and this is a huge recession, so keep it real simple. 30-40k could be full-time retail, restaurant, entry level sales, etc. The hard part is keeping your schedule, not making up a cover story.
You already leave the house every day, what difference does it make what time you leave to "start the day"? Do you play for like 3 hours and than go home? That might look silly. If that is the case, get a few more hobbies.
stop balling, get a dayjob n hide all that cash under the floorboards man. one day tellm u kikd ass n vegas at a casino won 200k playn cards and thats how u bought the house. dude get a part time job washing dishes, nobody cares who u are doin that lol, put ur paycheck n the bank and never touch it since u have disposable cash, paycheck lets the gov/parents/etc not mess with ya.
my old trick, Step 1, buy a badass dslr camera, step 2 get a hydrohut in the living room and fill it fulla picures and photo processing stuff. step 3 art is espensive, go around snapping pics u can always say i sold a photo for 600 to a private collector. hydrohut u just brag about how its got a sealed floor and u can put ventilation in for the chemicals and u wont mess up the house and ur parents n landlord will love the idea man trust me.
my old trick, Step 1, buy a badass dslr camera, step 2 get a hydrohut in the living room and fill it fulla picures and photo processing stuff. step 3 art is espensive, go around snapping pics u can always say i sold a photo for 600 to a private collector. hydrohut u just brag about how its got a sealed floor and u can put ventilation in for the chemicals and u wont mess up the house and ur parents n landlord will love the idea man trust me.
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Carl Carlson
that's not bad if you're worried about explaining shit to people like relatives that will ask questions.
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Carl Carlson
OP should devote his free-time to volunteerism
i dont know if this is listed, but you shop at garage sales/estate sales/buy storage units and sell on ebay
edit: i saw a sign the other day about a storage unit auction and i stopped and asked the owner about it and the owner about how it works and what they go for etc and they told me someone bought a storage unit and there was only a cabinet and a shoe box inside.... he paid $5 for the unit and there was $100,000 cash in the shoe box
edit: i saw a sign the other day about a storage unit auction and i stopped and asked the owner about it and the owner about how it works and what they go for etc and they told me someone bought a storage unit and there was only a cabinet and a shoe box inside.... he paid $5 for the unit and there was $100,000 cash in the shoe box
Greenmopho
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Dojo
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Thats fucking AWSOME!
considering you used the phrase "balling out" and you don't have a cover for your already high income you might as well give the money to a bail bondsman because i see an inevitably dark future for you involving a broken door and blue lights. these things should have been hashed out (haha, hash) long before you decided to start growing commercially.
there is a reason i live 100's of miles away from MOST of my family, and or just don't speak to a lot of them anymore. contact is kept with the bro, no one else really. they are nosy and never agree with anything i do in the first place so id rather not hear it. if your family and i change my number,and don't give you the new one thats probably a good enough hint to leave me alone!
there is a reason i live 100's of miles away from MOST of my family, and or just don't speak to a lot of them anymore. contact is kept with the bro, no one else really. they are nosy and never agree with anything i do in the first place so id rather not hear it. if your family and i change my number,and don't give you the new one thats probably a good enough hint to leave me alone!
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Carl Carlson
Your baller broskies know..
I currently live in one of the nicest, most quiet and least urban, suburbs that one can possibly live in, in the North East. It's not a rich town, but there isn't a hint of crime or poverty or struggle here. No section 8, 99% of the housing is single family, etc. Yet most of the kids in town have taken it upon themselves to dress and act like they're urban hip-hoppers. Shit is too fuckin' funny, especially during the Summer when you see the crews of useless bags of skin walking around, ballin' all day long, from one side of town to another. They don't have cars, but they don't need to work 'cause moms and dad pay for everything. They're keeping it real yo, real fucking funny.
This is the funniest thread yet! I can't believe you "big ass dealers" are even chatting shit about this on here... you guys not worried about getting flagged up 'n' shit? If I was a dealer I'd be hiding in a fuckin' cave with osama right now!
Just say you work growing trees at a nursery outta town. Your a human guinea pig for medical trials. A Male escort. Shit make anything up, it really that hard?! I ain't got the minerals for this, wish I did, I can't think of a better life just chillin and growin and doing my own thing no 9-5 bs as long as it didn't have all the risks with it, but it does so the first thing I'd be doing right now if I was you is getting on a plane to the middle of the freakin' south pole and setting up camp with the penguins!
Just say you work growing trees at a nursery outta town. Your a human guinea pig for medical trials. A Male escort. Shit make anything up, it really that hard?! I ain't got the minerals for this, wish I did, I can't think of a better life just chillin and growin and doing my own thing no 9-5 bs as long as it didn't have all the risks with it, but it does so the first thing I'd be doing right now if I was you is getting on a plane to the middle of the freakin' south pole and setting up camp with the penguins!
Reality check. You're not smart enough to hide it if you keep up this silliness.
A lot of us take shitty jobs not because we need the money but because we need a cover.
Whaler ?
