Passing a drug test
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Huh..I thought I reaed that Drud tests were made illegal in Canada.I thought it said that they had ruled in Canada that it violated a persons right to privacy...guess what I read was wrong.
Depends on how much you have stored in your body. THC is fat soluble....if you smoke like an animal....it may be markedly more than a month....
If you smoke on occasion....or intermittently without being a heavy pot smoker....then 4-6 weeks is good.
If I were you: I'd look into getting some anonymous testing done.....they sell these kits in the states that you can get at a local drug store (CVS, Drug Fair..etc.). They're really for parents that want to check up on their kids (that would suck ass).....but it's great for the stoner that wants to pass a drug test, not have their name on some assinine list......and find out what the skinny is.
Of course, you could always go the fake penis route...filled to the brim with solid state clean urine from some donor.....but I'd be hard pressed to find a friend willing to donate that isn't as bad or worse than I am....LMAO! Everyone else isn't in the "inner circle"....imagine what a chap that would be asking someone for urine that doesn't know you party.....LOL....
And then there's dilution: that's the OLD fashioned way of doing things.....drink tons and tons and tons of water (almost enough to make your bladder explode)......right before the test........
The urine becomes so dilute that it's impossible to tell what the hell is in it.....it comes out like water. Unfortunately, that doesn't really work anymore. They screen for these sorts of things I gather. Years ago when people weren't too savvy....they just drank shitloads of tea that essentially wasn't magic or had anything special in it.....it was the sheer volume of water they were ingesting that did the trick.
Kept my brother out of jail while he was on proby. Worked like an f-ing charm......he was using some old tea called "Naturally Kleen" (I believe the Clean was spelled like that for whatever stupid marketing reason). Anyway....physiologically.....water will do the same.
I hope that helps a bit.
Tons of smarter folk here that I'm sure will point the way much more articulately.
Good Luck brotha.
If you smoke on occasion....or intermittently without being a heavy pot smoker....then 4-6 weeks is good.
If I were you: I'd look into getting some anonymous testing done.....they sell these kits in the states that you can get at a local drug store (CVS, Drug Fair..etc.). They're really for parents that want to check up on their kids (that would suck ass).....but it's great for the stoner that wants to pass a drug test, not have their name on some assinine list......and find out what the skinny is.
Of course, you could always go the fake penis route...filled to the brim with solid state clean urine from some donor.....but I'd be hard pressed to find a friend willing to donate that isn't as bad or worse than I am....LMAO! Everyone else isn't in the "inner circle"....imagine what a chap that would be asking someone for urine that doesn't know you party.....LOL....
And then there's dilution: that's the OLD fashioned way of doing things.....drink tons and tons and tons of water (almost enough to make your bladder explode)......right before the test........
The urine becomes so dilute that it's impossible to tell what the hell is in it.....it comes out like water. Unfortunately, that doesn't really work anymore. They screen for these sorts of things I gather. Years ago when people weren't too savvy....they just drank shitloads of tea that essentially wasn't magic or had anything special in it.....it was the sheer volume of water they were ingesting that did the trick.
Kept my brother out of jail while he was on proby. Worked like an f-ing charm......he was using some old tea called "Naturally Kleen" (I believe the Clean was spelled like that for whatever stupid marketing reason). Anyway....physiologically.....water will do the same.
I hope that helps a bit.
Tons of smarter folk here that I'm sure will point the way much more articulately.
Good Luck brotha.
And "Niacin" pills is what I allways used to pass drug tests.Allways worked for me and everybody i knew who used it.It only works for MJ as far as I know though.It also makes your skin burn and itch and also turn red if you take too much.
what about blood test. how long? same?
GrilldCheese
New member
30 days. That also depends on how much you smoke, how much body fat you have and what your diet is for that 4 weeks. If you got a serious spare tire you may want to take a bit of extra time.
I have to take one once a year...I just stop smoking for 2 months and never a worry.
There are also a list of things that create a false positive. Google it and put it on the questionnaire as one of the remedies you take. Advil, believe it or not is one of those.
There are also many health conditions that can be attributes to false positives.
here is a site that list them. False Positives
press crtl+f and search keyword and keep hitting next to scroll through them all.
good luck
I have to take one once a year...I just stop smoking for 2 months and never a worry.
There are also a list of things that create a false positive. Google it and put it on the questionnaire as one of the remedies you take. Advil, believe it or not is one of those.
There are also many health conditions that can be attributes to false positives.
here is a site that list them. False Positives
press crtl+f and search keyword and keep hitting next to scroll through them all.
good luck
Everybodys metabolism is different.But I have been a heavy smoker and smoked like a oz in a week and at the end of it it took Niacin for a couple days and passed the test.I have never heard of anybody getting busted for smoking if they took Niacin.Its not exspensive either.
I dont know if it will work in a blood test.The only thing I have ever heard helping with a blood test is some kinds of sinus medication.I heard a doctor say that it masks everything.Ity worked for me but that was years ago.
Good Luck to you.
I dont know if it will work in a blood test.The only thing I have ever heard helping with a blood test is some kinds of sinus medication.I heard a doctor say that it masks everything.Ity worked for me but that was years ago.
Good Luck to you.
Buy some online THC test strips..(25 for $30)...find out where you stand...they usually measure 50ng/ml ...as pass/fail.
DOT standards in the U.S. are 25ng/ml...I think?...not sure?
DOT standards in the U.S. are 25ng/ml...I think?...not sure?
Niacin is a cheap and as far as I have seen proven method that does work.Im sure others have went this rout.Maybe we can get lucky and some of them will chime in.
most places ...don't send it on; to the lab...unless, you fail the test strips...$$$
Best way to 'pass' a drug test? Don't stop for the companies that require them. Just 'Pass' that test on by. 
Should you find yourself in a situation like mine, where you need to medicate 24/7.... I highly suggest you learn more than one trade/skill/job-skill. Sure makes finding employment a WHOLE lot easier.
The best jobs I've ever worked (and been paid well for) were for small shops that preferred intelligent, hardworking and competent people. They don't give a crap about drugs... if you're 'messed up' by them... you don't fit the criteria for employment for other reasons, not a drug test.
I realize this doesn't help you directly 420Joe, just hoping it will help in the future.
Stay Safe!
Should you find yourself in a situation like mine, where you need to medicate 24/7.... I highly suggest you learn more than one trade/skill/job-skill. Sure makes finding employment a WHOLE lot easier.
The best jobs I've ever worked (and been paid well for) were for small shops that preferred intelligent, hardworking and competent people. They don't give a crap about drugs... if you're 'messed up' by them... you don't fit the criteria for employment for other reasons, not a drug test.
I realize this doesn't help you directly 420Joe, just hoping it will help in the future.
Stay Safe!
420Joe
Member
thanks for all the ideas.I need to look more into it I guess.Any trucks out there that have to get tested?I just need to pass the test that the truck school does.The job i would get would be just a DZ job that does more then just drive.Unload shit to corner stores or small buisness.Anyway thanks guys
