What would your plants say about you?

[Yankee Grower]

"thats not carboload! stop jacking off in the reservoir".......

LOL...you need to get out of your grow room(s) more often bro!

 

[David420]

"dude, do you even own any pants?"

lmao

 

[PuReKnOwLeDgE]

No Doubt the girls you send to the slaughter house or "Spin Pro" are Yellin Where's the Luv? Handel with care you Creepy Lazy MoFo!!! Faint screams, how could you? how could you ? Profess your luv for me, then treat me like trailer trash, na even trailer trash get it better than this... How could you? How could you? LOL

Don't worry farout sour bubble will never touch my trimmer

 

[MarquisBlack]

Mine would bitch about coco and magnesium probably.

 

[Stoner4Life]

here comes that fat bastard w/the scissors again

 

[supermanlives]

watch out for that guy he is a murderer

 

[NOKUY]

here comes that fat bastard w/the scissors again

lol!

mine always say.... "damn that nigga be stingy w/ the bat guano"...and...

..."we dont wanna bounce to indonesia but we might for more of that shit"

yeah i dose my girls w/ indonesian bat guano and they love it!!!

 

[sparkjumper]

Mmmm baby come on over here and fondle my pistils O yea my sugarleaves are getting all wet just thinking of you gently licking my stem.O baby more phosphorous O O God I think I love you.If you make love to my cuttings after I'm gone remember,a little piece of me will always be with you.

 

[blizz]

mine would say he's gentle with me even when he cuts me down he puts in a nice jar with a 360degree view an as soon as i let my guard this jerk off lights me on FIRE!!!!

 

[barth]

1st. Stop staring at me you perv. Leave us alone.

2nd. You sick fuck you're smoking my sister.

3rd. How sexy do we look all wet and glistening when you spray us down with Greencure. (effin PM i hate the rainy season.)

 

[sackoweed]

"dude, do you even own any pants?"

Now your friends know why you call your puffage sticky icky icky.. or the gooo
or instead of dank, dank, dank its yank, yank, yank.... Just kidding. Mine now are saying this bastard musta lost his lil pointy focking scissors... And i hope if he does find them he falls on them bastard!!!! peace n pufs...

sackO

 

[PuReKnOwLeDgE]

Going through some old threads and I think this deserves a bump.

 

[superbolan]

Mine would say "he touches our lady parts then smells his fingers.. what a perv!!".

 

[Hammerhead]

love it when you bend me over

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Mine would say, "get a room!"

 

[Fly by Night]

 

[Hank Hemp]

They would say "Dude can't you get rid of these damn spider mites?"

 

[village green]

Quit pissin on me.

 

[Kcar]

"thats not carboload! stop jacking off in the reservoir".......

I was gonna say "That's so gay!" but it's not. lol

 

[cody2white]

Mine would whisper to each other saying. I dunno man he looks like hes gonna kill us.