What the hell? Marijuana Anonymous

[]A[Boss]

http://www.marijuana-anonymous.org/index.shtml

Marijuana Anonymous is a fellowship of men and women who share our experience, strength, and hope with each other that we may solve our common problem and help others to recover from marijuana addiction.

The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using marijuana. There are no dues or fees for membership. We are self-supporting through our own contributions. MA is not affiliated with any religious or secular institution or organization and has no opinion on any outside controversies or causes. Our primary purpose is to stay free of marijuana and to help the marijuana addict who still suffers achieve the same freedom. We can do this by practicing our suggested twelve steps of recovery and by being guided as a group by our twelve traditions.

Marijuana Anonymous uses the basic 12 Steps of Recovery founded by Alcoholics Anonymous, because it has been proven that the 12 Step Recovery program works!

 

[rocky5]

rehab 12 steps to hell,very funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr8m4dMfRN

watch all three parts.

 

[Stoner4Life]

maybe I'll look up a meeting & bring a batch of cookies.......

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

this is the biggest crock of bullshit ive seen in a long time, 20 bucks says you'll find YUMMYBUD there!

 

[Cookie monster]

Bet they are all sitting around smoking cigarettes and necking coffee while bitching about weed has ruined their lives.

 

[rocky5]

i have been to na meetings a couple of times for different narcotics and cant see the logik
of sitting around discussing all the times and adventures of your drug past.
would it not be better just to dis asociate yourself completley from that which you
want to escape?
it seems they have 12 steps for every problem,the one that boggles my mind the
most is over eaters annonimous,and yes they also have the 12 steps
should that one not be 12,000,000,000 steps.

 

[Kalicokitty]

i have been to na meetings a couple of times for different narcotics and cant see the logik
of sitting around discussing all the times and adventures of your drug past.
would it not be better just to dis asociate yourself completley from that which you
want to escape?
it seems they have 12 steps for every problem,the one that boggles my mind the
most is over eaters annonimous,and yes they also have the 12 steps
should that one not be 12,000,000,000 steps.

MA has been around a long time and IMO you have to be a complete retard to go to treatment/meetings for weed.

I agree with rocky, I've been to a few NA meetings in my time, you should see some of these peoples eyes light up when they're talking about past use, or listening to someone else talk.
I always look at them and think, your not done yet, your a relapse waiting to happen.

 

[sparkjumper]

The only good thing about 12 step programs is 13th steppin...ifn you know what I mean.Everybody gets horny as fuck when they get clean normally teeheeheee

 

[bird]

LOL this reminds me of the scene in half baked where thurgood goes and gets booed

 

[Nicoli]

dumb

 

[Harvest]

rehab and AA or MA is for quiters.

 

[plough]

i have been to na meetings a couple of times for different narcotics and cant see the logik
of sitting around discussing all the times and adventures of your drug past.
would it not be better just to dis asociate yourself completley from that which you
want to escape?
it seems they have 12 steps for every problem,the one that boggles my mind the
most is over eaters annonimous,and yes they also have the 12 steps
should that one not be 12,000,000,000 steps.

I go to AA, I start getting thirsty! LMAO

 

[PoopyTeaBags]

12 step programs are just another way to get your money... that one being free and about MJ is just confusing... lol...

OMG IM ADDCITED TO MARIJUANA!!!! Its so hard to control my urges to rape women and stop jacking off... OMG HELP!!!! haha

 

[Kcar]

1. Has smoking pot stopped being fun?
2. Do you ever get high alone?
3. Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana?
4. Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use?
5. Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems?
6. Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings?
7. Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?
8. Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking?
9. Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation?
10. When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?
11. Do you plan your life around your marijuana use?
12. Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have a problem with marijuana.


lol

 

[supermanlives]

i dont have a problem with weed ,i got plenty

 

[j-villain]

sounds like a cult to me. yeah, I went to NA about 30 times as a teenager,then my community service was over. i don't know if it was the weed or the coffee, but that place is worse than a real church; all the hugging and hand holding. i just smoke weed, I'm not about to hug someone who sold ass for coke. And all you weed addicts out there why don't we just create Weed Smokers anonymous. I would much rather hug some stoners that are comfortable and responsible than someone who needs a support group.

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

i dont have a problem with weed ,i got plenty

roflmao!! amen brother, amen!!

 

[bobcat1963]

Hi my name is Bob,and I have a problem with Marijuana.My problem is I Cant decide which strain to grow next,and I spend too much time tending to my Satori,when I could be using that time to build a RDWC.Maybe I need a sponsor,who could answer all these questions for me while I sit there and chew my nails off because I drank a pot of coffee listening to some jackass tell me something I already know.

 

[Wilson!]

Hi my name is Bob,and I have a problem with Marijuana.My problem is I Cant decide which strain to grow next,and I spend too much time tending to my Satori,when I could be using that time to to build a RDWC.Maybe I need a sponsor,who could answer all these questions for me while I sit there and chew my nails off because I drank a pot of coffee listening to some jackass tell me something I already know.

Satori I love that sweet nectar. It's hard to keep my hands off her.

aSS far as the ma.aa.ca.ga.na.eh.eh.oa.coda. jeez.

I'm forming a new group 12 steps for getting off the stairs.

I have been C2H5OH free for 20 years. I read a book called Rational Recovery after 10 years of failing to stay off da sauce with meetings. I chant vape play music do fun stuff with my kid. Always Gotta love the weed. Merrily, life is but a dream.

Row your boat!



I'm freed.

 

[Balazar]

this is the biggest crock of bullshit ive seen in a long time, 20 bucks says you'll find YUMMYBUD there!

ROFL looks like some LEO's made it just so they can lie to christan soccer moms about how addictive marijuana is and how it will destroy the lives of their children. Shit I would go in there just to see what yummybud says and record it for y'all.