dont wanna smell like smoke
- Thread starter foulmouth
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for mouth: get some chewing gum
for clothes: just spray some cologne
if both does not work
methinks you need a new girlfriend
for clothes: just spray some cologne
if both does not work
methinks you need a new girlfriend
daves4usc
Member
Vape will help out in that department. Also, smoking in an area with good airflow will help to keep the smoke from sticking on ya. I had a girl who use to bitch alot about me smoking. I just introduced her the the lovely mary jane and that was that. She still found something to always bitch about tho.
TheGreenReaper
Member
1) Enter bathroom
2) Swig of mouthwash - start swishing
3) Pour rubbing alcohol (91% preferably) into your hands and rub vigorously applying the alcohol all over your hands.
4) Still Swishing
5) Wash hands with (dont laugh) a lavander soap - it will smell wonderful and calming to her...you shouldnt fucking care that its lavander - you just got done smoking - which is the goal.
6) Spit out swish
7) Use tongue scraper (ask your dentist or local drug store)
8) Brush your teeth - really good.
9) Do a 20 sec mouthwash rinse - then spit.
10) Wash your face
This should do a good job of masking most of it. Have fun.
2) Swig of mouthwash - start swishing
3) Pour rubbing alcohol (91% preferably) into your hands and rub vigorously applying the alcohol all over your hands.
4) Still Swishing
5) Wash hands with (dont laugh) a lavander soap - it will smell wonderful and calming to her...you shouldnt fucking care that its lavander - you just got done smoking - which is the goal.
6) Spit out swish
7) Use tongue scraper (ask your dentist or local drug store)
8) Brush your teeth - really good.
9) Do a 20 sec mouthwash rinse - then spit.
10) Wash your face
This should do a good job of masking most of it. Have fun.
Rip Bong Winkle
Member
Don't smoke blunts that's for sure, you'll smell like tobacco smoke. Blowing it out the window can help, it doesn't pool around you and seep into your clothes.
Masking a scent with a scent doesn't work. It just layers two scents.
one time I'm picking up my ex, she gets in the car
ex "it smells in here"
me "I smell like axe"
ex "ya, axe and weed"
Masking a scent with a scent doesn't work. It just layers two scents.
one time I'm picking up my ex, she gets in the car
ex "it smells in here"
me "I smell like axe"
ex "ya, axe and weed"
dwarfganja
Member
You could always make some edibles so when she is around you can have cookies and milk!
Tripp35
Member
You whipped dog? Fuck it dude, find a girlfriend that embraces every part of you, good and bad.* If she wants to change you, shes no good.
*And make sure you're the same way to her.
Merman
Active member
or was that ass and weed?!!!
Rip Bong Winkle
Member
true story:
friend 1 "jesus friend 2, your breath smells like ass and cheetos"
friend 2 with a serious and puzzled look on his face "but I didn't eat any cheetos?"
...reminds me of Shooter McGavin
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
Thanks for all the suggestions. Just ordered Da Buddha Vaporizer. I'm not trying to hide that I smoke so I don't wanna mask the smell, just don't wanna smell like I smoked cigs. I only smoke weed and don't really like the smell of cig smoke so I know where my gf is coming from. Thanks again for all the help.
not too strange of an idea since it came to me the other night. peel and eat and orange with your bare hands.
eating: eating the orange will help with the breath some what although i would still use some sort of breath mint or something
peeling: you have to remember that there are oils in the skin of an orange , beside that bitter white rind. with all of the pulling and prying that you would have to do with an orange, that should be enough. so the eating pretty much amounts to cleaning your hands at the same time
all of this is if your in a place to do it in, sometimes i blaze at night on the streets (downtown NY) so there are fruit stand vendors out that late. i walk and blaze, grab two oranges for the smell and munchies and im good.
-also try to smoke some place, if you can help it, with airflow. being in a room where the air just sits will have it in your clothes in no time
-get an oil burner, but i would suggest setting up and burning the oil 10min before your gonna blaze, they are small and can be taken anywhere, leaves no residue and smells strong, has tons of scents. im sure there is one she would like.
eating: eating the orange will help with the breath some what although i would still use some sort of breath mint or something
peeling: you have to remember that there are oils in the skin of an orange , beside that bitter white rind. with all of the pulling and prying that you would have to do with an orange, that should be enough. so the eating pretty much amounts to cleaning your hands at the same time
all of this is if your in a place to do it in, sometimes i blaze at night on the streets (downtown NY) so there are fruit stand vendors out that late. i walk and blaze, grab two oranges for the smell and munchies and im good.
-also try to smoke some place, if you can help it, with airflow. being in a room where the air just sits will have it in your clothes in no time
-get an oil burner, but i would suggest setting up and burning the oil 10min before your gonna blaze, they are small and can be taken anywhere, leaves no residue and smells strong, has tons of scents. im sure there is one she would like.
Anita Bonghit
Member
buy a vape like a pro
stc9357
Member
That's the routine for me except the tongue scraper, add during the spring and summer only smoke in my undershirt outside, and during the winter I have a dedicated smoke jacket you got me down perfectly. BTW I smoke blunts 85% of the time so that works for me.
smokesalot420
Member
Damn, ya'll doing all of that after smoking either don't smoke much or have the pearliest whites on the planet!
