the_red_bull
Member
Yeah I was shocked to recently find out that people still sell products and services door to door. All I can say is seriously what the fuck makes people think they're welcome to come onto your property and try to sell you stuff?
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Door to door solicitors
- Thread starter the_red_bull
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last year had some really good looking mormon chicks ring my door tryin to convert me or whatever. i ended up talking with them for a good 15 and trying to do a little flirting but they werent having it. damn one of those chicks was hot thogh, gave me fantasies about them being secret sluts that ring my doorbell and for a threesome haha..
Rip Bong Winkle
Member
Spent some time in Provo, Utah what I refer to as Mormon Ground-Zero, it is where BYU is. Let me tell you, the ratio of fine ass mormon chicks is off the chart. Something about all the years of polygamist inbreeding back in the day has turned them into a race of super hot blondes. Problem is down every street you looked it was a 19 year old smoking hot mormon walking with her 20 year old husband and their child or twins in a stroller. When you are serious about waiting till marriage, you don't wait too long to get married haha.
the_red_bull
Member
Mormon chicks don't fuck unless they're married and certainly not on missionary work. You COULDN'T POSSIBLY have believed you had a chance with them. And I meant more along the lines of insurance and vaccuum cleaners.
BigTop
Member
lol... think this has something to do w what we do? Not the soaking ;-)
Been thinking about this lately... seems that after a while of doing my own thing, I have grown incredibly intolerant of most other people... the ones that share the space around us & breath our air... though we have no ties to whatsoever, except that they are in our way...
Sellers, checkers, drivers, walkers, starers, kids, old people, mid-aged, male, female, pretty, ugly, whatever, the general public... all fucking morons just fucking everything up & getting in the way. I don't want to see them, hear them, interact w them... and certainly not be cordial & polite & nice, which is mostly my baseline state... or used to be...?
I seem to have a very small group of 'friends'... my pets... my family... and everyone else can go to hell.
A grocery guy addressed me w some degree of familiarity the other day... something like, "Hello! (with eye contact & a tilted head/grin) How are YOU doing today?!?"
Don't know why, but my gut response, which I verbalized, was "Do you fucking KNOW me???" Wow, couldnt' believe I said it. He just stared at me for a second, put his hands up, apologized & backed off. Then I walked off with a degree of blood boiling rage... at him...??? Like he shouldn't be addressing me... he had no right to do so... what the fuck is HIS problem, asshole...?
Kinda feels like the same response with the solicitor...?
Think this shit is just wearing us down?
I'm always looking to see who is coming at me, or how they possibly could... self-preservation, but it is always on... probably think about this shit at night while asleep. Just that I never used to respond this way towards other peeps & now I can't go for a drive w/o wanting to road rage someone...???
Been thinking about this lately... seems that after a while of doing my own thing, I have grown incredibly intolerant of most other people... the ones that share the space around us & breath our air... though we have no ties to whatsoever, except that they are in our way...
Sellers, checkers, drivers, walkers, starers, kids, old people, mid-aged, male, female, pretty, ugly, whatever, the general public... all fucking morons just fucking everything up & getting in the way. I don't want to see them, hear them, interact w them... and certainly not be cordial & polite & nice, which is mostly my baseline state... or used to be...?
I seem to have a very small group of 'friends'... my pets... my family... and everyone else can go to hell.
A grocery guy addressed me w some degree of familiarity the other day... something like, "Hello! (with eye contact & a tilted head/grin) How are YOU doing today?!?"
Don't know why, but my gut response, which I verbalized, was "Do you fucking KNOW me???" Wow, couldnt' believe I said it. He just stared at me for a second, put his hands up, apologized & backed off. Then I walked off with a degree of blood boiling rage... at him...??? Like he shouldn't be addressing me... he had no right to do so... what the fuck is HIS problem, asshole...?
Kinda feels like the same response with the solicitor...?
Think this shit is just wearing us down?
I'm always looking to see who is coming at me, or how they possibly could... self-preservation, but it is always on... probably think about this shit at night while asleep. Just that I never used to respond this way towards other peeps & now I can't go for a drive w/o wanting to road rage someone...???
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Marywanna
Put up a "NO SOLICITING" sign. If that doesn't work....RELEASE THE HOUNDS
a friend of mine recently became a Jehovah Witness,
these people must thrive and bank on rejection.......
DUDE ! i totally had the same thing happen to me. Two hot blondies tryin to brainwash me with their pretty hair and boobs..haha.
Door to door salesmen should be shown the barrel of a gun.
Once you shake a gun in a few of there faces enough times word should get around.
On my residence they better see the no trespassing signs. I can't have trespassers around here for a number of reasons. I got to deal with poachers, other growers, moonshiners, methheads, and all sorts of loons out here. Everyone in the world do me a favor, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY LAND, especially sleazy ass door-to-door salesmen.
Once you shake a gun in a few of there faces enough times word should get around.
On my residence they better see the no trespassing signs. I can't have trespassers around here for a number of reasons. I got to deal with poachers, other growers, moonshiners, methheads, and all sorts of loons out here. Everyone in the world do me a favor, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY LAND, especially sleazy ass door-to-door salesmen.
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danimal7
Aha young Padawan....you have learned the essential secret to surviving life amongst the hominids on this weird planet of ours.............
Recognizing that 90-95% of the population are gruntling, mindless choad-munching donkeyhonkers of the highest order who have only their own personal immediate gratification at heart and who will defend their right to a malignant, parasitic lifestyle to the death.
Once you recognize and accept that, you can proceed thru life with the proper attitude to protect yourself from said donkeyhonkers.
Rip Bong Winkle
Member
God damn girl scouts selling cookies and boy scouts selling popcorn. They'll learn once they see your shotgun!
Have fun dying alone asshole.
Seriously you might be the biggest douchebag on earth.
drunkenstoner
Member
lol i used to know this one chick who i used to party with and fuck around with when we were both fucked up then she kinda disapeared for a while and then a couple months later two hot young jehovah witness`s chicks knock at my door and one of em is her. I couldnt believe it , and once she realized who I was she still started asking me a few bs questions like if i wanna join them , like a zombie. But she was hot and so was the girl she was with which is why the church or watever they call it prolly sends them out
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Marywanna
Yeah I don't get those guys at all. They just make people mad because they won't go away.
the_red_bull
Member
I know what you mean. I think we've been inundated with that when you learn any kind of skill, especially when it comes of hard work. I don't think I took it too bad just took his card and did my best to make him feel uncomfortable nonverbally. It's just the thought that he might have seen anything that could give me away and that he just sauntered up uninvited like that.
SoCaliSmoker
Member
It's the new way of conversion!
They had the old methods:
1. Go to church (most people fall out quickly)
2. Try to have your parents "instill" their beliefs in you (most rebel quickly)
3. Send out radio or TV advertisements (most of the time you change the channel)
OR
4. SEND OUT THE HOT CHICKS!
It seems number 4 is working!! LOL -
They had the old methods:
1. Go to church (most people fall out quickly)
2. Try to have your parents "instill" their beliefs in you (most rebel quickly)
3. Send out radio or TV advertisements (most of the time you change the channel)
OR
4. SEND OUT THE HOT CHICKS!
It seems number 4 is working!! LOL -
stc9357
Member
It's funny you say this but 2 doors down from me I have a wife and husband who are mormons, and guess what she's a hot blonde. Not only that but every two weeks during the spring and summer cuts the lawn in daisy-dukes and a small tee and seems to get angry when she gets a little attention.
