"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in fact based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a live turtle, and when he crapped it out, it was six feet tall and knew karate. "
You know, come to think of it, all the years I've seen Chuck on TV, all the funny facts and pictures I see of Chuck Norris, I never stopped to think how old the guy is.
When I read the opening paragraph to this thread, I thought "let me type in how old Chuck Norris is". And to my amazement, the guy was born in 1940! That just gave me the shivers man!