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Police finally capture the MARKED men

And when I say MARKED, I literally mean "marked" men.


Meet Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller.

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The Iowa men were arrested Friday night on attempted burglary charges after a 911 caller told cops that two hoodie-wearing males were trying to enter his apartment. During a subsequent traffic stop (McNelly, 23, and Miller, 20, were traveling in a 1994 Buick Roadmaster), Carroll Police Department officers collared the men, both of whom had their faces painted. Police Chief Jeff Cayler is unsure why McNelly and Miller, pictured in the below mug shots, opted for the Sharpie marker look, but surmised that they may have been trying to intimidate the apartment's occupant. Or perhaps ski masks are a bit pricey.


The full length pictures of them and story is below:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1028092sharpie1.html

(I was high when I typed in "Stupidest Criminals" into Google. I love reading this kind of stuff when I'm roasted) :laughing:
 

itisme

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Wow. What morons! :smoke out:

That is exactly how I know WHITE SUPREMIST are WRONG! :pimp3:

I know for fact there are black people smarter than those two fools. I just passed 5 of them sleeping in an alley that would qualify. :snap out of it:

By the way I am white and no I am not saying that blacks are all homeless, Just trying to make a point :ying:

I don't wanna have to CALL THE AMBALAMPS!!! :D Peace.
 

Yes4Prop215

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ahahhahah holy crap thats hillarious. how hard is it to ggrab a cheap t shirt or beanie from 711 to use for a mask?
 
C

Classyathome

That should be in dictionary under "dumbass"...

The brothers are gonna be lovin' those boys in prison...
 

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