What's new

Dear SantaClaus

marziano

Member
Dear SantaClaus,
i'm writing to you because a man called Mossy.
He and his ************* new strain named JEM.
I'm Marziano and you know i'm from of the sunniest country in the blue warm Med sea.
Yes its me. I know I know, you are wondering why a 36 years old man still writes to you...

Well let me tell a story...

Along time ago, don't ask me how, i got some clones from a strain called Mental Floss.
That guy who gaves me told me about the creator of that strain and a few some piece of art strains he maded.
At the very start i was thinking:
Uff who the hell is this mossy?
The new kid from the block?
Oh dear Santa how much i was wrong
I got a wonderful mom from one clone.
Then she died, after one wonderful year, she died.

Here, Santa, starts my cross. Mossy and his strains.

Now, the spring is quite here, everything is on his way to be ready on my terrace, made my plans, choose the strains, try to choose some new fertil. company and then...
THOSE BASTARD DID AGAIN!!!

He just pop up yelling what about my new MOSSY'S JEM
He showed some pictures, some other lucky bastards got some seeds.

Then my plans falls down again.

How i can't fall in love? Tell me, how?
So, dear Santa, now i'm on this one.
And off course, the Mossy's curse comes upon me again.
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY TO GET THIS SEEDS
Not here in Italy.
No one here have that seeds.

Dear Santa,
please please please,
next Xmas i'll ask for no gifts, but give me this one now!

Think about it
The Sun from my place and all my love

So please
how can i find it?
Help me!
I'm your bitch


PS
Dear Mossy if you don't help me with this one, i swear you...
I got enough money and determination to find you wherever you are, go to your place and leave there my girlfriend's mom to live.
It's not a really nice company...
I swear you!
 
And please Santa when you bring my seeds let the reindeer leave a big pile of poop in my yard so I don't have to spend any money for organic ferts for my Purple Jems.
 

Bighill

Member
Order them seeds man!!!

I'll make you jelous.. I got 20 soaking right now....

mmmmm JEMS!!!!!

Bh.
 
Last edited by a moderator:

marziano

Member
I'm asking you guys a favour.
The ones who have it, please when you hit a blow of that, think about me.
I'll be glad!!!

Sooner or later i'll have it too.

I'm close to get a plane to the Joint Doctor HQ.
I need answers!!!
I need that seeds
 

marziano

Member
Krull i can't loose my faith or i have to kill anyone who have those seeds.
Wow sounds like i can become famous as
the JEM serial killer...
All of you get warned!!!
If i can't get those seeds, is better that noone have it!!!
 
M

mossy

:laughing::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

You absolutely cracked me up my M8..it made my Day

:window:

I still believe in Santa Claus..

(I just hold no truck with fairies since I felt asleep with my head under the pillow and the Tooth Fairy stole all my teeth...:yappy:)

Gotta go to the UK for 2 weeks..I am literally running out the front door..talk soon. :thank you:

:santa1:

I got enough money and determination to find you wherever you are, go to your place and leave there my girlfriend's mom to live.

Aaaiiieeee..that is the reason I always remain Faithful...
couldn't Bear the thoughts of 2 Mother-in-Laws...maaaannnnn
 

heretik

Member
LOL my bro, they should land at the Bay at some point... keep the faith ;)

=K

But will they arrive at the Boo? I asked that question here the other day, but for whatever reason that thread got hosed. There's a JD category at the Boo, but it is empty, yet I hear tell that some seedbanks are selling the new Jems, so just wondering if there is any info on when they'll make it to the Boo. Thanks!
 

Latest posts

Latest posts

Top