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immaculate

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Good Evening!

Good Evening!

Doin' the usual...

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tokinafaty420

mmmm :yummy: that looks good!

I haven't smoked in over 2 weeks b/c of a possible drug test that was suppose to happen earlier today.... I'ma say fuck it and i'm getting high as a fucking kite tonight and the rest of the weekend. I'm going on a 3 day binge on pot and I plan on smoking as much as I possibly can. :joint: That picture finally put me over the top and I cannot resist any longer. haha
 
Unless I'm mistaken, is that a birthday cake? Instead of "ice cream" in the middle and whipping on the top - Is that bud on the inside with a beautiful top-layer of keef?

Wow! That would do the trick for me! You just made me salivate right now, I need to pack a bowl......
 

genkisan

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Goat Sex.....wot's yer price?

Goat Sex.....wot's yer price?

Ok...a hypothetical question for all you weirdos out there.....


Since at the end of the day everyone has their price, .....let me ask you this:

How much monetary compensation would you require for you to fuck a goat? (in private, with no film record and no witnesses.....but you DO have to fuck it.)


If it helps, you can dress it up and have some Barry White playin'......
 

pease

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umm....yesssss

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From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:
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Looks like a normal spoon, right?
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Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:
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At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.



Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.
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This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.
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Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.

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