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Drug Test Help! Synthetic urine?

I possibly have a piss test tomorrow. I bought a whizinator and it came with a tube of I'm guessing fake dry piss. Does this stuff work?

I have some clean piss from someone but they didnt have to go so I on have a little. Can that be mixed with water?
 

RipVanWeed

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I pulled off the warm fake pee switcheroo at the clinic.

Beware, hide the apparatus after providing a sample, the Dr. checked me for a hernia!

The next day the Dr. called, he said my pee was synthetic and was calling my employeer next.

I have no idea what % of labs/employeers test beyond a simple dipstick.



Use your clean donor urine, practice a few times, your hands will be shaking.
http://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=7649&pictureid=199234
Fake urine got me in a lot of trouble,



opportunities are too hard to come by these days

Good Luck,

 

ArcticBlast

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yeah i have a piss test soon, i'm thinking about putting clean piss into a glue bottle and wrapping it with those hot hands things

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bigbadwasg

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deffinitely worked for my friend make sure its really hot when you leave...boil it in water then use the heating pad i think the website was ipassedmydrugtest.com
 

ArcticBlast

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if you agreed to a piss test and you're unsure, why risk it? i'd bring it :joint:

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diamondmine

Member
I pulled off the warm fake pee switcheroo at the clinic.

Beware, hide the apparatus after providing a sample, the Dr. checked me for a hernia!

The next day the Dr. called, he said my pee was synthetic and was calling my employeer next.

I have no idea what % of labs/employeers test beyond a simple dipstick.



Use your clean donor urine, practice a few times, your hands will be shaking.

Fake urine got me in a lot of trouble,



opportunities are too hard to come by these days

Good Luck,

I don't understand this, you must have used some kind of fake piss that does not have the creatine or it was old because everyone that I've heard use products like QuickFix passes including me.
 

ArcticBlast

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like i said, i'm thinking about using hot hands, the package says that it heats up to 100degrees for 8-12 hours, that seems perfect :joint: then "use the bathroom" right before i take the test (this is at a lab) and just remove the hothands and keep it attached to my leg so it gets to a natural temperature..

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njl1354

Member
ive used the whizinator and the synthetic urine atleast 15 times and it always worked. Just make sure you keep it pretty warm. cuz where i went they check the temperature every time.
 

ArcticBlast

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on most of those lab cups they have a card taped to the side of it with varying shades of yellow, which determine the color and how diluted it is :joint: they usually dont even need to check the temp anymore, they can just tell by looking

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ArcticBlast

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word, now i just need to find clean piss... i'm tempted to chase my kids around with a cup or a bucket..... hmmmm

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njl1354

Member
the card taped to the side of the cup is usualy for temps not dillution. they usualy send it off to a lab to test it.
 

Sticki

Member
I've seen drinks that claim to clean urine for 6 hours by drinking 1 hour prior to the test, Have a search around Im sure you will find what Im talking about :D

As to your question IllEagle007, I would imagine by keeping it against the body it would maintain body heat. However should it burst your gonna look like you pissed yourself, Also your gonna have to handle it so be sure not to spill it when passing it to the specimen bottle.
 

ArcticBlast

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yeah i love how they call it a lab, but really its just like a piss factory lol... i dropped my girlfriend off at one last year and parked outside to wait for her. there was this courier for the lab and i swear to god he wheeled out like 30 HUGE crates of cups full of piss to send off to a real lab, it was insane lol

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I possibly have a piss test tomorrow. I bought a whizinator and it came with a tube of I'm guessing fake dry piss. Does this stuff work?

I have some clean piss from someone but they didnt have to go so I on have a little. Can that be mixed with water?

yeah bro it'll work! Use distilled water when you mix, and only mix enough water with that vial of powdered urine. Take that big syringe and fill it up with distilled water, pour into a cup and mix the vial. You're good to go.
It works!
 

iboga

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i used wizinator and heat pad and the doctor tested temp just practice making noise when u release the clip fake dick was great good color match doctor was looking and fooled him have been driving for 6 years now great when you need it.:thank you:
 

ArcticBlast

It's like a goddamned Buick Regal
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I've seen drinks that claim to clean urine for 6 hours by drinking 1 hour prior to the test, Have a search around Im sure you will find what Im talking about :D

As to your question IllEagle007, I would imagine by keeping it against the body it would maintain body heat. However should it burst your gonna look like you pissed yourself, Also your gonna have to handle it so be sure not to spill it when passing it to the specimen bottle.

lol i'm sure people "piss themselves" all the time at those testing centers haha :joint:

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