Stoner moment 218

[moth]

Got up yesterday morning.
Started a shower on hot.
Came right downstairs and got on the couch. The wife was already gone to work so I ignited a bowl of whatever was left in from the night before:}

Woke up couple hrs later and said oh shit , need to get on the road for an appointment

Stoner moment = trying to do dishes that afternoon and there's no hot water.

Thought to myself, Dam I will fix it and score some points with my bride.

Went and replaced the heating coil , She comes home and says are U testing the water pressure upstairs shower ?
It had been running all day.

 

[K.J]

lol...doh! Just be happy you didn't flood your house.

 

[chuckyoufarley]

must be that good weed you be smoking my brother hahaha .

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

I seriously lol'd at that... I've seriously started cooking my munchie food then forgot the fire was on and my food burns up along with my pan... fuck!!!!!!!

 

[ArcticBlast]

yeah i always find food in the microwave from the night before lol

ArcticBlast

 

[whiterabbit9]

like it's been said

at least you guys didn't flood/burn the house

 

[SuperSizeMe]

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

lol aww cute pussy

lol

lol

 

[-StashBastard-]

Haha definitely a stoner moment.

 

[kaze420]

when weed doesnt make you tired..

 

[qwerty]

haha damn and I thought I was bad

 

[moar]

reminds me of mine from early this evening when i took all the trash to the curb. today's thursday. garbage day was two days ago.

wonder what my neighbors think of me...

 

[obscuredbycloud]

Got up yesterday morning.
Started a shower on hot.
Came right downstairs and got on the couch. The wife was already gone to work so I ignited a bowl of whatever was left in from the night before:}

Woke up couple hrs later and said oh shit , need to get on the road for an appointment

Stoner moment = trying to do dishes that afternoon and there's no hot water.

Thought to myself, Dam I will fix it and score some points with my bride.

Went and replaced the heating coil , She comes home and says are U testing the water pressure upstairs shower ?
It had been running all day.

That was epic.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

or being so stoned and changing your passwords, then not remembering what they are the next day.....cant remember your original email you signed up with or Username so pretty much you're screwed, or it will be revealed when high again...... LOL

 

[obscuredbycloud]

Well....I locked my keys in my car when I was at the Hydro store today.

 

[PuReKnOwLeDgE]

thats pretty hardcore....

 

[sackoweed]

stoner moment 221

We have a baby pitbull badass lil mofo.. shoulda named his ass trouble or felon cos he is always in trouble.. Anyhow i let him out to do his business and on the way out the door i have a habit of turning the lock.. LMFAO So i did and was locked out in fleece PJ's bottoms and a t shirt.. Mind you its colder than fuck outside.. And its just me and the puppy.. He pisses does his biz and proceeds to head to the door to go inside well guess what puppy were stuck here u & i... I did go to the neighbors and called my sister who lives close enough to bring me xtree keys we lef twith her.. but about 30 mins outside.. sucked all cos of the puff puff puff keep.. peace..

edit:Mind you this was at about 8am when its colder than fock!!!

sackO

 

[Strainbrain]

I left my RO filter on today for ~5 hours, draining out of the full jug down the drain.

 

[armedoldhippy]

i lock myself & the hounds from hell out of the house so often that it aint funny anymore. ditto all of the cookware i have ruined boiling water to make tea. i can't boil WATER for crissakes... it does me wonders to learn that it aint just me !