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slohemian

Member
Just woke up, time to begin the dilution, its 10am. Wish me luck.

(forum time says 4pm) Wonder what timezone its on?
 

slohemian

Member
Morning breakfast: Maple and brown sugar oatmeal + banana

Soon as i eat, i will take the 4 asprin.

1 hour from that i will begin CHUGGIN my gatorade mix.
 

slohemian

Member
Update: 16 oz of water and 32 oz of gatorade have been chugged, starting to feel pissy, in about 30 ill add my b-vitamin and an hour after that im heading in.
 

slohemian

Member
Just washed down a crushed up B complex (YUCK). Once i see my first yellow piss im heading in. Now would be a good time to send me those positive vibrations. thanks guys.
 

slohemian

Member
I PASSED! ICMAG, I am grateful. To all that gave me their wellwishes and assistance, i am in your debt. Thank you.

While i did pass the test, the "Sentinel Offender Program" (aka the new program that paired up w/ my court services) tells me i have to call this phone number, every day sunday-thursday, and type a pin number. This will then tell me if i need to come in the NEXT DAY for a piss test. Very very lame, but I am sitting exactly where i want to be right now.

Oh yeah get this, i get bladder shy and cant piss when the dude takes me to the stall, of course hes got the mirror scoped in on my wang... Anywho, i ask for some water, he says im only allowed 3 glasses because any more than that, and i could piss 'dilute'. He then says, "yeah if you piss dilute its an automatic failure". WHAT THE FUCK?! Didnt know water was now illegal to drink in excess.

I dont think its sunk in completely, i had my doubts guys i really did. Today is day 10 since i stopped smoking. I was smoking bowl after bowl after bowl daily prior to quitting. Exercise, NO Xplode, and the wise minds of ICmag will do wonders.

I dont know what else to say but thank you, thank you, thank you!

To those who may be in my place in the near future, hold your heads up.
 

dune

Member
Gtraz glad it worked for you as well. must be in a low probation attendy area mine they dont give a shit if its clear long as temps good
 

dune

Member
Well folks its my last time seeing the bladder police on Friday. Im giving myself a 9 day clean, and im not going down this time. I want my chains off already
 

dune

Member
Well tomorrow is the day. Will dune pass or fail? 3rd piss of the morning was a positive :-( did the dilution and aspirin technique and got a neg result 1 and a half hours later. I plan on finishing my method in the parking lot and make a yellow bottle bomb (ew). Go into the test 30 minutes early and increase the fluid amounts by 1 liter.

My question to anyone out the that has good knowledge on these test. Does it matter if you drink soft drinks in with your water and juice as it could increase the glucose being discharged in the urine and contain more metabolites.

Everyone i could use your support on this one. Its my finally test and im nervous as hell. If i do win and beat the system i think it will be a good time to donate some money to the legalization effort.

Ty ICMAG and its users if i dont come back you have enlightened me to never worry about slinging ever again. and for that i am deeply grateful. :thank you:
 

Dr.Diddy

Member
You have cleansed, you dilluted, you even abstained, dune you should be fine bro. in all honesty keep with the program and let us know how it goes tommorrow. Good luck!
 

dune

Member
Well folks im back and i finally free from the man. Did the dilution method perfect and i can vouch for it. PM me if you are ever in a drug testing situation and ill tell u how to pass every time. But heres the funny part. it was my last visit and they didnt even bother testing me!!!!!! im fucking lucky as hell but was still glad my piss test in my care was a negative result anyway. For now i got a bong, a blunt with my name on it and i think i damn well desire it. My grow diary shall follow very soon as i no longer have to worry.
 

Awayler

New member
OMG the whizzinator is gone i knew i should have bought one when i had the chance *facepalm* fuck is there any product out there that even comes close to the quality of the ORIGINAL WHIZZINATOR


Found answer to my own question maybe this will help others... The new wizzinator gets around the law by posing as a sex toy even comes with a condom.

http://www.thealsshop.com/_catalog_88/Lifestyle_Products

Careful! There is no new Whizzinator. Feds took it all away from them. The company you're linking to is just selling a similar product for a different use. Puck Tech is gone and I'd bet they don't want anything to do with selling Whizzinators. They wouldn't be able to circumvent their legal problems by selling the Whizzinator as a sex toy.


Dune, please post your method. Spending money on synthetic urine every time there's a "random" drug test at work is eating a hole in my wallet. At the rate I'm going I'd be better off taking a lower paying job that doesn't test.
 

pearlemae

May your race always be in your favor
Veteran
Back in the 80's while serving in the Army,I was stationed in Alaska. The bud was awesome to say the least. As everyone knows the military is death on weed or any kind of drugs for recreation,yes even alcohol.They used to tell us when a piss test was going to take place usually the next A.M. We would take niacin which is a B vitamin 1000 mgs. B vitamin makes most people flush red and get itchy,last an hour or so. while this was taking place drink a lot of water coffee or what have you pee three times and the next one was for the test. always negative results. We had a guy who was on call for getting tested, they would call once or twice a week to test him,he would stall them for a couple hours,mission first excuse. He'd do the Niacin thing and go test he never failed either. We were told that niacin or vit B flushed out your system.I currently take an extended release B scrip from my Doc I'm 100% disabled vet I use the VA. It has been found to raise good cholesterol,and studies have shown it actually cleanses the arteries and vein of plaque and goo. My good cholesterol went from 45 to 90 while the bad went from 200 to 80. I'd say from my experience that B vitamins will flush you out, of THC and other stuff.:plant grow::plant grow:
 
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