Crazy ways to die

[SoCaliSmoker]

How about the woman who used a JackHammer as a dildo and killed herself?

Link below:
http://decentcommunity.com/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/

Or just go to Google and type in "woman uses Jackhammer". You don't need to type the rest.......

 

[steppinRazor]

rofl!!!
hahahaa!!! THat is some funny shit, im sorry but holy shit!!
i got through about 2 sentences of that story before i lost it

A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady"

 

[buckeye-leaf]

burned alive or drowning is somethin that has always freaked me out.

about 10 years ago a few buddies were out tokin and drinkin while drivin out in the country, when a cop pulled behind them and turned on his lights the passenger put half his body out the window and threw a beer bottle at the cop as they swerved he was cut in half by a telephone pole everyone stunned they walked to the top half of his body as he was crying he said "please dont tell momma i was drinkin"

sad shit

 

[MotherNatureMan]

rofl!!!
hahahaa!!! THat is some funny shit, im sorry but holy shit!!
i got through about 2 sentences of that story before i lost it

So fucked up lol, couldn't believe it myself at first. Crazy people out there .

 

[PnkFloydianSlip]

Aldous Huxley had his wife inject him with 200 mics of lsd just b4 he died of cancer on the exact same day Kennedy was assassinated.

 

[Justa6655321]

The Romans used to kill a horse, gut it, then put a person in its stomach, sew them in there throw them in the sun and the rotting flesh from the horse would slow cook the person alive....plus the enzimes and bacteria would eat away at their skin. Nasty way to go

 

[armedoldhippy]

i'm hoping to be killed in a drunken motorcycle wreck leaving a titty bar at 4 in the morning after celebrating my 100th birthday... or else a shoot-out with the cops, at the same age, LOL!

 

[Yes4Prop215]

check out that show 1000 ways to die on Spike, crazy.


one dude gets stuck in an underground pipe and rats chew through his eyeball and into his brain.

another one 5 girls were killed while doing a carwash because they were wet and the buffer electric cord hit the water.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

car accidents are the worst, since i seen Red Pavement for my DUI punishment. peoples heads explode like watermelons if the car accident is bad enough. its nasty. makes me want to buy the biggest SUV you can find so that other cars just bounce off like flies.


this one guy got killed when he was rear-ended by a truck, a glass bottle in the backseat flew forward and impaled him in the back of his head. the coroner showed us the pictures of that, gooood damn.

another picture they showed a motorcyclist who got cut in half. his legs were like 50 yards away fom his upper torso.

 

[john cutter]

one dude gets stuck in an underground pipe and rats chew through his eyeball and into his brain.

hands down the worst death in this thread. fucking terrifying.

 

[U4ic]

There a good show called 1000 ways to die..... on the Spike network...

 

[blinx420]

That would be sick if an astronaut shot himself in the head and watched the blood ooze out without gravity in slow mow