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ka0tik_kreati0n

lol this nitro circus is fuckin funny they are trying to break all these world records.. jolie straight punched dude in his face!!!!
 
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sparkjumper

My cheap smoke site azcigs.com seems to be out of everything,I knew 15 dollar cartons of cigarettes wouldn't last.I think the Feds shut it down I'm going to fuckin cry
 

steppinRazor

cant stop wont stop
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i just ate at a mogolian restaurant it was killer had scrimps, steak, pork, some chicken, crab some stir fry type veggies all fresh which i picked myself add some peanut curry type sauce... can ya say killer??? then i drove home puffing some strawberry diesel x nycd.. ahhhhhh love it


YOu God Damn Mongorrians!!!
 

FatBlunt420

Killin' Zombies!
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wow. 5 hrs of breaking down tents and moving shit... my grow rooms clean. and i should be getting my heater fixed in a day or 2. im exhausted. time to smoke more weed.
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Cookie monster

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Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go lick your butt or smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't.

(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.

(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

And remember:

Our house is for the comfort of our dogs.
Visitors, must take second place.
If you love dogs, you will understand.
If not, What are you doing here ?
 
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ka0tik_kreati0n

So crazy how anxiety attacks can feel like a heart attack.....
ended up in the er, nothing was wrong with the tests/xrays.. my blood pressure was really high. I dunno I feel pretty good right now, just a few pains in the ribs... but im sort of used to that now...
 
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