Tea, Urine Test and Me (LP Version hehe)

[Young Pumpkin]

This coulda been a sad one. I did an interview way back around T'day. By new year I was giving up most all hope of even getting a reply let alone a 2nd i'view. This freelance/contract gig pops up. Shortly into it my boss pops the question. I say I could work here. Stupid me figured 30-60 days before this could happen. Next mistake, getting to cozy with the job I went back to smoking a couple or so bowls a night. And yes there was company the night before he asked. Can't say I was clean. Oops...

So I had figured, wrongly, there wouldn't be a test either. Bad Pumpkin, bad Pumpkin. Day ends, I start signing forms for BG checks et al... Then came the Test Form. Well waddaya gonna do? I kept a straight face. Too late now and I was off the next day, sweating bullets of a large caliber. Test would be 2nd day. So the night before. I started moderate flooding and resolved to drink a LOT of tea. About mid afternoon, I start swiggin' even more tea. In 2 hours all I could do was piss. Got down to every 15 minutes. Work is over, Test is 40 minutes away and I had to stop twice on the way. It'll be 3-5 days for test results. I learn to pray.

Workin' my ass off for a few days (while I can) I get a call for that 2nd i'view I wanted. Maybe things will look up now. Funny part is 2 hrs later my boss says welcome. I passed the freakin Piss Test. Wild as hell, I could barely keep my composure. It wasn't about the job, I beat the test, 'ot dang. I pissed my way thru it. I wanted to say "Really, so I passed eh?"......I was floored.

Gonna take that 2nd i'view but I ain't taking any chances this time. The good thing is "I got a job ma"... Just wanted to let folks know that in a pinch it might work. It did for me, this time. If your wondering, I'm inside and sort of part of an office and had almost 2 gallons in a fridge near the coffee. So I could get to it any time. The tea made the piss a very light yellow. Better than clear and being dismissed instantly as "water" flooding??? Also I was clean for 2 1/2 days. And the tea was all gone.

However this sorts out..."I gotta job". Burn 1 for me gang. I gotta few more days to go.

 

[Hank Hemp]

You did flush pretty good. That's what most "cleansing" products do, congrats, maybe I'll get a job next.

 

[armedoldhippy]

i smoke so little these days that i pee clean in 3 or 4 days without flushing. congratulations on the job. still looking myself...

 

[Hughesy]

working for peanuts is all very fine but pot can show you a better time.
WHats the world coming too that people have to stress out about taking test for employment. I would be more concerned about employing an alcoholic thief.

 

[Young Pumpkin]

HH, well positive vibes and good karma to you, and for me, prayers for ya and all my outta work friends. I started with another buddy who didn't make the cut. They hired his full time replacement this week. I feel bad for him. Just a slightly different skill set. But still, he coulda picked it up. We promised to get together after he left. I'm not sure I want to now 'cause if he asks the right question, he'll figure out his temp position went full time and it wasn't him. I don't wanna be the one who tells him that tho he may hear thru the grapevine some time. I feel bad for him.

AOH, yeah that was my basic idea, just a little on Fri & Sat nite. I did my most intense job hunting later in the week. The "NORML" site mentions occasional user can be clean in perhaps 7 days. I kept the same tea idea but it woulda been a lot less. With this endeavor I think I have a new meaning for the phrase "Piss like a race horse." lol. I did weekends for a year. I learned it wasn't the end of the world. Its just funny being a grower and you "can't" Wife and friends haven't seemed to mind tho, hehehe......

 

[Surf Striper]

I don't know why they call it a Drug Test it should be called a pot test. Every other drug is out of your system in 2-3 days. I just passed a pre employment drug screen and smoked the night before.
Just sub with some clean urine or buy some. Its a game. I have never been watched. Just sub and the piss police will never know.

 

[Young Pumpkin]

Small after thought

Small after thought

Funny, I ran outta tea lately at work. I went to the car at break time. Grabbed a bottle of tea. (Half Gallon Size). As I passed the "bosses" office he clearly saw the bottle and said "You must go to the bathroom a lot...." I could only reply "Sometimes". Its still hard not to crack up at work, tho a good case of the giggles makes the day go by faster.