fuck my boss! help me out

[chidoctor]

well my boss got his ass chewed from his boss so i had to hear and deal with bullshit today. nothing that had anything to do with me just happen to b the unlucky first guy he saw.so to get him really pissed off at me i wanted to special order a shirt that i can wear while i work. i work in retail so believe me alot of people will see my shirt! let #1 EAT ME #2 MY PENIS #12 INCHES #4JIZZ. i will order the shirt this coming friday so whatever gets the votes is what i will wear!

 

[Finepointcanon]

I jizz in my pants for sure, it's the only one that makes me go "What?......Why?......."

 

[cvk]

get your avatar on your shirt with "suck me"

 

[yoinker]

get your avatar on your shirt with "suck me"

Beat me to commenting on the avatar pic hahahaha.

 

[tonto]

jizz in my pants,
plus you can walk around humming or singing the song

 

[Gm421]

pen is huge is the only one I lol at.

 

[Gm421]

let us know how that works out for you!

 

[Bunz]

I sure hope you are secure with your job or are on very good terms with your boss. Chances are 10 minutes after you walk in the door, you'll be walking out.......unemployed. Jobs are hard to come by these days, but it's your call. Good Luck!!

 

[jd4083]

I sure hope you are secure with your job or are on very good terms with your boss. Chances are 10 minutes after you walk in the door, you'll be walking out.......unemployed. Jobs are hard to come by these days, but it's your call. Good Luck!!

thinkin the same thing...there are so many people trying desperately to find jobs and you're going to toss yours out the window because you want to show your ass to your boss and coworkers

stupid, stupid, stupid imo.....might be time to grow up a lil

 

[MoldyFrogToe]

i jizz my pants bc of of the wtf factor

 

[chidoctor]

i ran it thru personel and they said as long no swears,racist,sexist,nudity or and cigs/beer, that i can express my fashion under the policy we have. i have done worse to other guys here i am known for busting the rules without breaking them

 

[Finepointcanon]

thinkin the same thing...there are so many people trying desperately to find jobs and you're going to toss yours out the window because you want to show your ass to your boss and coworkers

stupid, stupid, stupid imo.....might be time to grow up a lil

Then again, when all of your co-workers fade into obscurity you'll always be the guy who got fired for wearing an "I jizz in my pants" shirt to work. Trust me, that's a good thing.

 

[jd4083]

i ran it thru personel and they said as long no swears,racist,sexist,nudity or and cigs/beer, that i can express my fashion under the policy we have. i have done worse to other guys here i am known for busting the rules without breaking them

You don't think that those shirts might fall into those categories somewhere, somehow? Get real....you're gonna get fired if you work for a corporate store...

 

[Haps]

Hey remember that kid who wore the penis t-shirt? Does he still hold the fastest fired record?

 

[chidoctor]

believe me it wont get me fired. its a casual setting here and like i said i ran it thru the people who have to fire me. i was clear in my options of shirts and they said its un-fit work attire but that it doesnt break the rules. they highly suggested i refrain from wearing it but they also didnt want to stop me from expressing my fashion style.EDIT the jizz one is a no go the other 3 or good say per management

 

[cork144]

eat me is the most likely to get away with i recon

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Maybe you should just forget that your boss was a boss.... and not screw up your employment over a childish stunt founded by spite.

 

[Bunz]

If you work in retail, wear one of those shirts and a customer complains to either the manager or, in a worse case scenario, the corporate office, there will be repercussions. Keep your personal feelings out of it, it's a job and you need to treat it like a job.

 

[HerbGlaze]

Your a rebel.

 

[Bunz]

I've had to hand a few "rebels" pink slips. Even though most of them had a decent work ethic, it was their "fuck you" attitude that was their undoing.