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Rollin' Stoned
Ho trovato questa lista di cose da fare quando si è fatti, la posto in inglese, poi pian piano la traduco quando ho tempo! aiutatemi ad aggiungere!!
1. Join NORML
2. Play Badminton
3. Travel the globe
4. Go barefoot
5. Meditate
6. Learn to roll
7. Take a hike
8. Rock out
9. Lose the remote (Remember, unlike marijuana, television is highly addictive and rots your brain)
10. Demand a raise
11. Go see a local band
12. Help a friend out of a jam
13. Write a letter to the editor
14. Save the planet
15. Plant a garden (We're thinking about vegetables at the moment, but if you'd rather harvest some nice "herbs," kindly check out "Where Does Marijuana Come From?" (page 177 in the book itself) for a few tips on acquiring a green thumb.)
16. Clean your bong (If the water in th bottom is both the color and consistency of chocolate pudding, it's definitely high time for a little scrubbing... then you can get stoned all over again.)
17. Fly a kite (Extra points if you happen to (re)discover electricity while you're at it...)
18. Ride a bicycle (They're fun, good exercise, and save fossil fuels.)
19. Shake your ((BOOTY))
20. Bake while you're baked
21. Rent a movie
22. Make a movie
23. Make a new friend (You might start by sharing the rest of that joint.)
24. Call an old friend
25. [Celebrity hit- REDMAN] Work
26. Try yoga (Just don't smoke too much before attempting to tuck your feet behind your head...)
27. Build a fort (Once it's built you'll have a great new place to smoke weed.)
28. Turn a cartwheel (Been a while, hasn't it?)
29. Feed the cat (You're both hungry, but the cat can't feed herself. Oh, and a little catnip is always appreciated as well.)
30. Dig a hole to China
31. Carve a Jack-O'-Lantern (Admittedly, this is the most popular right before Halloween, but then again, why wait?
32. Hide some weed (Put a joint somewhere you won't find it for a week or so.. you'll thank us later.)
33. Do it yourself
34. Stop stressing
35. Try juggling (Might want to start with something a little easier than flaming chainsaws, though...)
36. Doodle (Bonus points: Makes a little flipbook on the edge of a stack of Post-it Notes.)
37. Burn some incense (Just don't expect it to disguise your smokey smells. Everybody knows about incense...)
38. Sing a song to your sweetheart.
39. Study karate
40. Act in a play
41. Go camping (How do you think 'smores were invented, anyway?)
42. Hackysack ( A bit cliche perhaps, but it's a lot more fun than kicking around a bowling ball.)
43. Gaze at the stars (Take a nice big toke, squint a little, and the Big Dipper looks alot like a pipe.)
44. Laugh out loud (Odds are something's funny. If not, you may need to smoke a bit more...)
45. Practice your cheech & chong imitations (Dave's not here, man...)
46. Smile
47. Sumo Wrestle
48. Study Permaculture
49. Make love (Whoever said that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac never smoked really good weed.)
50. Count your blessings
51. Masturbate
52. Play scrabble
53. Go birdwatching
54. Snowboard at dawn
55. Do your laundry
56. Fight city hall
57. Tie your shoes
58. Overcome your projects
59. Cross a cultural divide
60. Take a walk
61. Get a massage
62. Give a massage
63. Quite your job
64. Sing in the shower
65. Shoot some pool
66. Flirt
67. Do your nails
68. Start a snowball fight
69. Ride a roller coaster
70. Beg forgiveness
71. Skateboard where it's not permitted
72. Have a good cry (It's not only cleansing, it also gives you a good alibi for having red eyes.)
73. Watch the clouds go by (Yes, we know--that one in the middle definitely looks just like Jerry Garcia.)
74. Terrorize an all-you-can-eat restaurant
75. Write to Congress
76. Staff pick-Natasha (Managing Editor) Go to the Gym
77. Get married (Scientific studies prove that cannabis couples have more fun, stay together longer, and always finish their slices of wedding cake.)
78. Live the life you've imagined
79. Fight the powers that be
80. Learn to sew
81. Love thy neighbor
82. Swim upstream
83. Whistle a catchy tune
84. Cook dinner
85. Solve a mystery
86. Call mom
87. Run away and join the circus
88. Build a sweet lodge
89. Have a threesome
90. Stop and smell the roses
91. Make spin art
92. Host a garage sale
93. Defy expectations
94. Read a book
95. Write a book
96. Take a siesta
97. Play matchmaker
98. Download your favorite band's first album
99. Sync up dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz
100. Surrender to fate
101. Comfort a friend
102. Fix your car
103. Rake the lawn
104. Find a new apartment
105. Resolve a dispute
106. Floss
107. Win an argument
108. Plan a picnic
109. Clean out the garage
110. Cruise for cool trash
111. Look through old photo albums
112. Tickle some until they cry
113. Start a lemonade stand
114. Sing in the shower
115. Blink rapidly
116. daydream
117. Do the robot dance
118. Scratch your behind
119. Pretend to be a car
120. Cultivate a fake french accent
121. Make prank phone calls
122. bodysurf
123. Play videogames
124. Build a raft
125. Build a fire
126. Wear a blindfold
127. Go hot-air ballooning
128. Make a to-do list
129. Play paintball
130. Go rock climbing
131. Invent a milkshake
132. Play hopscotch
133. Chew bubblegum
134. Make sock puppets
135. Create a collage
136. Pop zits
137. Fart
138. Pick your nose
139. Hold your breath
140. Stand on your head
141. Consult a ouija board
142. Flip a coin
143. Jump on top of a cuddle puddle
144. Use a new word
145. Respect your elders
146. Polka till you drop
147. Play dress up
148. Go for the gusto
149. Jump for joy
150. Shave your head
151. Catch fireflies
152. Skip rope
153. Stay up all night
154. Build a sand castle
155. Cool off in a kiddie pool
156. Stare at the ceiling
157. Go fly fishing
158. Work a crossword puzzle
159. Keep a secret
160. PRactice your beatbox
161. MAster the art of ping-pong
162. Call 4-2-0 on a fucking cop
163. Tune a piano
164. Visit the library
165. Win prizes at the boardwalk
166. Run a marathon
167. Make a hot fudge sundae
168. Hail satan
169. Go sailing
170. Look through a kaleidoscope
171. Playa round of miniature golf
172. Read HIGHTIMES
173. Throw a water balloon
174. Research your family tree
175. Hide under the covers
176. Play laser tag
177. Play hooky
178. Get a piercing
179. Get a tattoo
180. Spin around in circles until your dizzy
181. Learn an instrument
182. Play backgammon
183. Write a stoner comedy movie script
184. Find a four-leafed clover
185. Go trick-or-treating
186. Experience a lunar eclipse
187. Scuba dive
188. swim with dolphins
189. Watch the super bowl
190. Connect the dots
191. Tend to my plants
192. Skydive
193. Swim beneath a waterfall
194. Keep a journal
195. Talk like a beatnik
196. Head for mardi gras
197. Make your own website
198. Bartend a party
199. Visit the pyramids
200. Go bungee jumping
201. Play air guitar
202. But more weed
203. Chase a tornado
204. Change diapers
205. Try some sudoku
206. Play dungeons and dragons
207. Learn a language
208. Start a food fight
209. Take a cold shower
210. Backpack Through europe
211. Play dead
212. Milk a cow
213. See the northern lights
214. Steal the show at karaoke
215. Watch old home movies
216. Brew your own beer
217. Climb a tree
218. Make a tire swing
219. Grow a beard
220. Make 'smores
221. Build an aquarium
222. Check your e-mail
223. Visit stonehenge
224. Howl at the moon
225. Hunt for buried treasure
226. Explore the jungle
227. Take photos of your herb
228. Wear a wig
229. Draw a self-portrait
230. Upgrade your grow room
231. Study mythology
232. Solve an algebra problem
233. Play chess
234. Ride a horse
235. Roll your own (sushi)
236. Go back to school
237. Dye your hair green
238. Retire
239. Pray
240. Balance your checkbook
241. Achieve enlightenment
242. Wash the dishes
243. Check out the farmers
244. Visit an active volcano
245. Go snorkeling
246. Climb to the top of a mountain
247. Light a joint with a magnifying glass
248. Remodel the Kitchen
249. Admit you were wrong
250. Write a screenplay
251.*Watch "The Wizard of Oz" synced to Pink Floyd
252.*Eat Taco Bell (you think it's good sober?)
253.*Watch the Tom Green Show, Andy Milonakis, JackAss, or The World's Most Extreme Game Show
254.*Impersonate Steven Hawking
255.*Play 'Shithead' (card game)
256.*Practically Nothing - just sit there
257.*Listen To Music And Make Music Videos In Your Head
258.*Play 'Halo' (Or Any Other Video Game)
259. Go Outside
260. Have Sex!
261. Wrestle/Toy Fight/Nerf Gun War
262. Listen To Rave And Wave Hands Around
263. Get more high.
