An entire run dedicated to Phlava'...

[dank.frank]

Recently, I once again found myself the benefactor of an certain generous individual and I feel I need to share with you a bit of this adventure...

First and foremost...an immense thank you to the provider of this Phlava...

Without too much ado...


OJD OG Kush x G13/Haze

The particular phenotype I chose as a sample was a fairly balanced representation of both parents in appearance and structure. So, I assumed this was a fair pheno to give a report on.

The buds this plant produces are very light and delicate. They have a general shape that the bud seems to hold with some stiffness and rigidity, but as soon as you start chipping away at one piece, it seems to become fragile and wants to fall apart into small 0.2 - 0.3g fluffs of pure sugar. The resin coverage on this bud is extreme, and the resin head are very attached to their stalks. It is like you almost half to TRY to break them free. So this was potent smoke as you can imagine, simply because the resin heads stay intact and attached.

The smells coming from this plant are very specific and pointed. A light oddly sweet but defiantly lemon smell is immediately present but is accented with an obvious musty, powdery / perfume smell...the tell-tale sign of some haze present in these genes. When breaking this bud up, the haze smell seems to take over in the air and your fingers take on the sweetly lemon smell...but wait, there is also a new twinge of fuel in the lemon...must have been released when crushing the resin glands....smells wonderful and makes rolling it a bit tedious...simply because you just want to be done so you can taste it already...hahaha!!!

The high from this herb is instant and obvious. It starts in the center of the head and begins to settle into what feels literally like your eye sockets. The high intensifies and I begin to actually feel a bit uncomfortable with the amount of pressure on my eyes, and then I suddenly realize how extremely vivid and bright light and colors are...this entertains me for about 20 minutes or so, and then the effects begin to ease off a bit and my neck and shoulders become warm and loosened and I begin to "settle" into the buzz. However, in about 35 minutes or so, the effects grow heavier and I begin to feel a bit sleepy. My eyes are watery and yawning makes the back of my head tingle a bit...

I was truly surprised how heavy the high had gotten, and I decided, after I woke up, of course...that perhaps I had smoked a bit too much so proceed to take one single hit...4 hours after the first full session....and was surprised to experience the exact same ride and effects, to a lesser extreme. But the high and effects were consistent, regardless the quantity. It seemed to me that .3g was just as effective as 1g, the only difference being how many hours I wanted to sleep after smoking...lol.

I would assume, AFTER smoking, that the particular pheno I had sampled, had a bit more indica expression than I had anticipated. Another thing I noticed, is while there was a ceiling on this bud, there was zero tolerance build up over a period of 3 weeks of random use. This bud was definitely potent and super tasty...without question medical quality.

As always, I will follow this general report with a standard report/form.

Until then, enjoy these:

dank.Frank

 

[dank.frank]

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[Phillthy]

great write up man! it is a gift for sure well done and big congrats to ojd for this fine cross!

 

[shaunmulok]

Fantastic report bro you make me want to go smoke some now fuckit i will hehe
no you hit the nail on the head for sure,
i will add that after 8 weeks of smoking it daily it still gets me smashed, so zero tolerance build up for me too
peace shaunmulok

EDIT: some great looking buds, nice and frosty mmmm great pics too

 

[dank.frank]

Chrome Braingum

This may very well be some of the frosty cannabis I have seen to date. For those of us who live in colder climates, you will be able to relate to this very easily...but you know how snow sounds when you step on it after it has just fallen and sat untouched over night? That fresh crackly, crunch...but not breaking...a compression sound, you can hear it getting tighter. Well, Braingum breaks up in the exact same manner. You literally hear the trichomes crackling and you can feel them packing together in the grooves of your fingers. Interestingly enough, they really needed a bit of warmth to be worked and pressed...otherwise they actually felt a slight bit sandy to the touch. Normally I wouldn't spend as much time focused on resin glands themselves...but frankly, there was just as much keif from a gram of this bud as there would be from an entire 3.5g of other strains.

Honestly, the smell from this particular pheno was a bit odd. It was almost as if this bud had zero smell. It really took a good stirring of the buds to get them to give off a scent and even then I had to search for it. But as soon as you begin to break it up and warm/crush the resin heads, you quickly catch a light hint of a floral citrus...as in perhaps an exotic tropical flower of sorts...and it makes you want to get a better hit of this undertone. However, upon pulling a half ground piece of bud to my nose, quickly revealed a new unpleasant scent...perhaps a slightly sour smell. Not sour as in tart...but sour as in past date and perhaps on its way to rotten. Oddly enough, once I caught this smell, it became apparent and noticeable in even untouched samples.

The smoke was very hashy in taste...but much more of a blonde light hash. The smoke is very smooth and offers little expansion in the lungs allowing for massive hits. The effects from this are not immediate, but after the first two hits, and offering the sample to another, my outstretched hand began to feel heavy...and I could feel the high begin to wash over me. Starting mostly in the center of my back and moving up into my neck and shoulders, putting just a slight amount of pressure on the base of my skull. The type of high produced is extremely relaxing and seems to invoke a much more laid back and go with the flow / take it in stride type of mentality. And do not be mistaken; there is no couch lock. It is perfectly possible to get things done while smoking this. The high even though very present and apparent, remains "clean" and consistent...gradually fading away as if having never been high at all after 1.5 hours. Not the best self motivational weed in the world, but you'll find being someone's right hand a pleasure and amusing.

I did notice a bit of tolerance build up after a bit of continued use. I'd say this is something you could put in the pipe and smoke one toke about every hour. This would definitely keep you in a medicated state...even smoking again after the effects have died off a bit was interesting. It was almost as if being recharged. With each smoke, you could feel the effects "settle" in the same way. There is however, very little ceiling to this smoke. You can literally get pretty tingly and numb in the tip-top center of your head. It never gets to be speedy or intense, but it can and will get you VERY "high".

Here's what you came for:

dank.Frank

 

[dank.frank]

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[shaunmulok]

Man great report and great looking bud
You sure have a good nack for the smoke report you articulate and describe everything so well, i'm going to send you sample's to do my smoke reports jk, i suck at describing flavors

keep up the great reports i look forward to more
cheers m8

 

[idoreallytry]

nice Phillthy grows so much he needs a taste tester sweet,,,i should have Dank do my reports they are awesome,,,mine are always so bland and shrt,,,u realy describe it,,,and u had the same pheno i had, mine never put me to sleep but the buzz was intense for sure,,,peace

 

[ojd]

very nice report bro

glad you was happy with it
great pics and reports on both strains

keep up the good work

im wiith shaun i suck at smoke reports also,always ends up 1or 2 lines max lol

peace

 

[Retardo Motabon]

Yeah pulls me into it and well said.
RM

 

[unclefishstick]

very nice work dank,and unknown but very cleanly benefactor. dank its like reading a report in wine spectator,i expect there must be a similar upswing in seed sales as in wine sales when a cogent,well thought out report comes out.you 2 make a great team,breeders should be lining up to have you guys work your respective magic.

 

[dank.frank]

Cannabowl C99 x Jillybean

Well, I have to say I was super excited to try this cross. First of all, this is some SERIOUSLY sticky cannabis. If the buds are allowed to sit on top of one another, they LITERALLY all stick together as if magnetic. This might very well be some of the stickiest resin glands I've ever touched. If these buds are placed into a plastic bag you can see the places where the resin has stuck to and coated the inside of the bag.

The smell from this cross is intense. It is very sweet, very candy smelling...but mostly, very, very orange. While orange is the dominant profile, there is a bit of tartness...limey/citrus with a very faint undertone of skunk. In fact, it tastes exactly like it smells. Upon the first hit, you can instantly taste a smooth, silky smoke. Very light, clean and fresh tasting...a touch of expansion in the lungs will let you know when you've had a good enough draw. Upon exhale, the smoke is just as clean and just as citrus. This is one of those types of cannabis that "coats" your mouth in flavor. I was even able to scrape my teeth on my fingers after breaking this bud up and they tasted just like I had peeled an orange. I should also mention, that because of the resin profile on these nugs, they burned exceptionally slow. Oh! One more thing, did I mention this tastes like oranges??

The high from this comes on gradually. Starting at the base of the skull and slowly moves forward around the neck and base of the jaw line causing your entire face to feel slightly warm or flush. The "high" is very clear and gentle on all the senses. I found myself very drawn to different forms of entertainment...and realized that my senses of auditory and visual perception were noticeably enhanced. I turned my focus to my windows and look outside to the snowy white abyss...and I was taken back by how sparkly and brilliantly white the snow was...like millions of tiny....TRICHOMES under a flash....hehehehe....and you thought I was going to say diamonds...geezzz, this is a CANNABIS review after all
This is also a fairly active type of high but is really more accurately categorized in the "social buzz" category. A really good pick me up daytime herb that has zero comedown or after effects.

I suppose, I can not always have positive things to say about every strain of cannabis...although, I REALLY like cannabis...so it is kinda hard to ever complain....lol. But in reality, the effects from this cross only seem to last for an hour and then begin to fade away. With continued usage, there is fairly quick tolerance build up. However, even though I did get munchies pretty bad, I noticed eating had basically no affect on the high. Normally, eating is guaranteed to deaden or lessen the effects of smoked cannabis; this is not the case here...a unique quality to say the least.

Honestly, I can not give this cross seal of approval for specific medical usage. I can see smoking this as an "I feel like smoking" type of herb. Now please, do not get me wrong. This is FANTASTIC smoke...the taste is outrageous and the resin production these plants want to give you is top notch...it just doesn't have the sheer potency of other strains. Actually, this was the most tasty strain I had during this round of samples. The taste alone makes this girl a winner. I would keep this girl around to have something to share with a circle, but I just do not see this making the precedent that I set for "headstash"....but she would still impress anyone who came into contact with her.

Now the goods:

dank.Frank

 

[shaunmulok]

another great report bro and the bud looks fantastic, its a shame the high didn't last a little longer
keep up the great reports bro
peace
shaunmulok

 

[idoreallytry]

another top notch report man,,,,peace

 

[esbe]

you rock my world bro and so do the providers and sharing and caring souls in here! thx a lot guys, you show the way!

awesome reports and pics dank bro, thx for sharing what i love to read and see!

 

[radvancan]

Hello my friend .....
Wonderful report and even better shots
There's nothing more to write !!!
I look forward to your hybrids!

Take care bro !!

 

[Phillthy]

i think d.f needs to write a book again, well done man!

 

[danny karey]

Great reports and pics bro!!

Keep up the good work!!

Danny

 

[bigscoot]

great reports dank

 

[cannabowl]

Great reports Frank. Your ability to articulate your smoking experience into words is a pleasure to read. Thank you.

Peace,
Canna