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Before work.. puf puff pass 
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LolaGal
Warning! Post may cause nausea. Warning!
Warning! Post may cause nausea. Warning!
It was late last night,
Right before bed,
"Just one more toke",
is what I said.
It was one too many,
that is true.
I found myself all covered
in goo.
I took that toke,
it was a lot.
My lungs began to burn,
I coughed a lot.
Tears streamed from eyes,
Snot flew from nose,
I hacked and coughed,
I thought it was close.
I grabbed myself a paper towel,
I tried to aim,
I tried to howl.
Alas, I coughed,
and then I puked.
Right in my lap.
It was not cute.
It got on bong,
and on my shirt.
I was glad,
It didn't hurt.
I had on some pants,
torn at the knee.
It turned out to be a
handy cavity.
I tried not to think,
only to react.
I jumped in the tub,
and washed my ass.
I changed the blanket,
on my bed.
Took one more toke,
and went to bed.
B
U
M
P
!
Warning! Post may cause nausea. Warning!
It was late last night,
Right before bed,
"Just one more toke",
is what I said.
It was one too many,
that is true.
I found myself all covered
in goo.
I took that toke,
it was a lot.
My lungs began to burn,
I coughed a lot.
Tears streamed from eyes,
Snot flew from nose,
I hacked and coughed,
I thought it was close.
I grabbed myself a paper towel,
I tried to aim,
I tried to howl.
Alas, I coughed,
and then I puked.
Right in my lap.
It was not cute.
It got on bong,
and on my shirt.
I was glad,
It didn't hurt.
I had on some pants,
torn at the knee.
It turned out to be a
handy cavity.
I tried not to think,
only to react.
I jumped in the tub,
and washed my ass.
I changed the blanket,
on my bed.
Took one more toke,
and went to bed.
B
U
M
P
!
Think Green
Active member
If your German, Höcker! And if you speak English, BUMP! 
fastnick1oo
Member
Bump, at last. : )
Breakfast.. mmmm Master Kush and black coffee.
Now thats breakfast!
Now thats breakfast!
3 day weekend ...starting ..NOW!...
"Houston...we have liftoff"
...."Roger, that Apollo 13"...
"Houston...we have liftoff"
...."Roger, that Apollo 13"...
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greatape
Good morning fine folks...Bump bump!
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TrichyTrichy
bump bump bumpity bump..
Now on with my day!
Now on with my day!
C
Classyathome
Bump (with full celestial choir background music and the 27 Club)
Bump (with full celestial choir background music and the 27 Club)
BUMP - here's to the absolutely, most decidedly, inescapably, amazing human being that I have NEVER met...
I have really being feeling snowed under - as you prob know family members health, etc. have happened over the past few months
PLUS
I made a promise to my wife (voluntarily) that I would not buy any herb for a whole year.
I am a very heavy smoker, very heavy, and even tho' it's only 2 weeks in, it's been very tough. But I have, and will, stand firm. I love my wife that much...
Well - for some reason, someone I have never met in person, has presented me with a sizeable quantity of world class weed thru a 3rd party. I am dumbstruck. And extremely stoned - on 1/10th of 1 "old me" bowls...
I am floored, humbled, moved to tears and awestruck.
Some people are so generous - thanks from the bottom of my heart (if you ever read this).
Bump (with full celestial choir background music and the 27 Club)
BUMP - here's to the absolutely, most decidedly, inescapably, amazing human being that I have NEVER met...
I have really being feeling snowed under - as you prob know family members health, etc. have happened over the past few months
PLUS
I made a promise to my wife (voluntarily) that I would not buy any herb for a whole year.
I am a very heavy smoker, very heavy, and even tho' it's only 2 weeks in, it's been very tough. But I have, and will, stand firm. I love my wife that much...
Well - for some reason, someone I have never met in person, has presented me with a sizeable quantity of world class weed thru a 3rd party. I am dumbstruck. And extremely stoned - on 1/10th of 1 "old me" bowls...
I am floored, humbled, moved to tears and awestruck.
Some people are so generous - thanks from the bottom of my heart (if you ever read this).
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