I think my cell phone is being tapped.

[ItsGrowTime]

Whether your phone is tapped depends mainly on what kind of shit you're involved in that makes a phone tap not only justifiable to a judge but worth the cost to LE.

3 plants in a closet under CFLs? LOL no. 20 plant residential garden? Ha no way your phone is tapped. 30k plant house network? Possible, but not likely. Moving "hard drugs" or pills across state lines? Yeah good possibility your phone is tapped. Terrorism and a 5 plant garden? Yeah your phone is definitely tapped but it's not because of your plants.

Depending on where you fall on that scale is the likelihood your phone is tapped.

 

[accessndx]

I got a cheese connection. do you?

D00d, I HAVE the KILLER QUESO connection. If you want cheese brotha, there's nothing better than this.....
I've been all over the globe in search of the best cheese I could find....stuff that the masses can never get in touch with...
Some think their smart with their Testouri cheese from Egypt...
or their Ayib cheese from Ethiopia...
I even heard some motherf*cker going off about his connection for Bokmakiri cheese from South Africa...
I used to spend hours just wasting my life eating Nguri cheese I had smuggled in from China...right under the commie bastards' noses....
I had a similar situation when I smuggled 1000lbs of the highly coveted "Flower of Rajya" cheese from Nepal...but those jokers can't put a finger on the cheesemaster!!!

I did have an unfortunate incident where I was detained for Liptauer cheese I had in my suitcase from Hungary......I thought I had it concealed so well....hidden in the fake bottom of a shoe...and a very tiny amount.....those F*CKERS turned everything inside out....threatened body cavity searches......told me they'd take my children away (even though I don't have any)......I spent 18 months in a Hungarian detention center.....where they beat and tortured me endlessly trying to get me to reveal my source.

I spit in that scumbag's face when they hooked the car battery up to my testicles and nipples......I smiled when they told me they'd cut off my toes with a rusty blade.....I held out like that....and gained alot of respect from my fellow culinary inmates....
It was rough, but I made it through less one toe. But for that damn cheese.....what's one big toe I ask you? For that cheese I would have gladly let them take my children I tell you (if I had any).

But my friend.....let me tell you....NOTHING compares.....nothing on the face of this Earth is better than the connection I have now....
I have the hookup for highly illegal Manchego cheese imported from Spain.....brought under cover of night to Mexico where life is cheap and death is cheaper.....
I have to travel to the back-alleys controlled by the most infamous Mexican cartels to get this stuff.
My travel companion last time was kidnapped and held for ransom the last time we went to get the drop. I haven't heard any information from them since....but in retrospect......the cheese is worth it.

So mi amigo.....if it's cheese you want.....there is cheese....and then there is CHEESE.....and I have it.

 

[ddrew]

I suggest making a small tin foil hat for your phone, that should do the trick.

 

[IWanaGetHiSoHi]

my assholw clicks after i eat taco bell...... maybe mexico has my asshole tapped?

Glen Bell is Not Mexican. Taco Bell is American Food loosely based on Mexican recipes ... America is tapping that ass.

 

[Dr.Dank]

get a pre-paid phone

yeah they are about 15-20 bucks get it anywhere walmart, walgreens, target and put a different area code and name of the phone.... pick up a magazine and put it to the first Name you see change ones every 2 weeks or 1 a month is well worth it. be safe homie

 

[Dr.Dank]

at spy store they sell bug detectors im sure you could even bring your phone in and have someone check it.

 

[ureapwhatusow]

FYI

most ISPs and Cell carriers allow unabided access to law enforcement

most of it is used for super computer integration such as carnivore

it takes data from the web at the "rawest" level, reads it and compiles trend reports

much how they hear terrorist chatter

thankfully they havent figured out pot heads dont spell well or use great grammar of even drop real words so their filtering is actually making the haystack bigger

if you know how to work the system that is

bleep lorp gleek razna znoooorm

 

[ureapwhatusow]

the best way to deal with it is to substitue bad words for governmental words

cyber head one celly: you i got heady tax returns maaaaan

cyber head two on celly: cool man i hope im gonna be happy

cyber head one celly: youll be realllll happy by the way you owe "them" $350.00

cyber head two celly: awesome anything is can do to support the government ill have the paper work ready for processing

 

[Scrogerman]

I think that if anyone thinks that they (PIGS) cant listen in on cell phones, then you are very diluded people. My best mates dad is/was a copper. he has told us to be carefull as there is telecommunication police squads operating in our area to rid the place of hard Narcotics,
Now think what you want but this copper is retired now & has filled us in on what the fuck goes on, you see back in the day he never wated his son to be nicked for possesion or fuck all for that matter as it would of looked very bad on him, being a quite high ranking PIG,
I believe everything he told us, the guy even wanrned his lad when busts were going down to make sure we wernt there, very fuckin handy dont you think lol but TRUE.
Technology today is fukin scary & i know for a fact that the pigs do listen in, never register your phone in your own name.lol. there is even talk that the pigs can get in to ya phone & listen in even when it is switched off, dont know about that one but i wouldent underestimate the LAW. Especially how technology is today, BE WARNED, They Can & DO LISTEN IN.
Peace...& Be Carefull....................Scrogger. Get ya facts straight people, tele police are out there listening in! believe me or not, at your own risk!

 

[rasputin]

Someone is always watching... someone is always listening.

Take your battery out of the phone & use prepaids & burn em every 1-2 months.

Not literally burn them either slick.

 

[thekingofNY]

pre paid phone is free at walmart... litterally buy 300$ minutes @ 10 cents a minute, and they give u a free phone (net10). If your gonna use it more often go with trac phone and get the double minutes for life. You will have to pay 20 bucks first for the phone, but those minutes last for 90 days as opposed to net 10's 60 days. Trac phone is 10 cents a minute with the double minutes deal....

 

[Frankenstein]

If your cell phone is tapped, you will know in a few days lol.

 

[indicapimp]

I would use a prepay and keep the battery out when not in use. Various cases have been prosecuted with tower location on certain numbers associated (time, location). So you have a throw away beside your personal phone;they could potentially associated both phones being together over the course of time and use that against you.

I think, from a very good source....that the government can turn on our phone and listen when not in use. They use it to fight the war on terrorism so I would think they could use it against us. Be careful out there, just don't assume you are safe because your phone is not registered to you. Obviously, it cost money for this type of surveillance and the local Po Po doesn't have that kind of access to funds or tech.

 

[Scrogerman]

Hey Indica/ras/KNY its nice to see there are some wise old heads out there afterall. GPS shudder the thought, leave the phone in the shed with the battery out!
Respect...........Scroger

 

[DopeRoper]

Not to worry, it's just a minor problem with the chip that was implanted in your brain at birth.

 

[IWanaGetHiSoHi]

If your cell phone is tapped, you will know in a few days lol.

<_< and btw yall fags need to stop giving people shit. Phone tapping isnt a joke could happen to anyone

And BTW ... IMHO another "fag" needs to quit telling people what they "need" to do. What happened to discussing Private matters face to face in Private? So IYHO Who is more Ignorant? - The people giving someone shit for being Less Than Careful about what they say on their phone? The people saying things that can incriminate them on their phone? The person trying to give shit to the people giving shit? It all sounds pretty shitty to me.

 

[ddrew]

If your cell phone is tapped, you will know in a few days lol.

<_< and btw yall fags need to stop giving people shit. Phone tapping isnt a joke could happen to anyone

I'll joke with who I want, in this case the guys my friend.
You can piss off with your name calling frank

 

[Centrum]

I hear that clicking on mine as well.
My paranoia would say it only last for the first 60 seconds of the phone call.

I guess it doesn't help texting when breeders make strains called
C4 Ak47 lol

 

[ddrew]

It's the texting I worry about, I don't really say much in either calls or texts that I wouldn't want someone else to hear.
My thoughts on taps have always been that even if there admissibility in court is questionable at times, if your talking business on your phone it for sure lets anyone listening know where you will be when with what, then it's just a matter of showing up there and busting you.

 

[watson540]

If your cell phone is tapped, you will know in a few days lol.

<_< and btw yall fags need to stop giving people shit. Phone tapping isnt a joke could happen to anyone

no...you're right man..YOU'RE A JOKE!! HAHA you fail kid.

Can always tell the underage little kiddies by their choice of cool names like "fags"

rock on little buddy