Can't understand why you woke up with an orange penis only to remember that you binged on cheatos the night before watching cinimax skin movie lol
The Most Retarded Thing You Said or Did Stoned Was...
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Funny, it was the wife binging on cheetos the night before that happened to me...
oh.....showing up to check-in for a long haul flight either a day early or a day late .....a day early is'nt so bad, but a day late I have to re-book.....done it on a few occasions....lol
Ever wake up in a wheelie bin with 2 Jack Russell's and a very sore head?
Stay away from 'friends'...
wheelie bin below
Stay away from 'friends'...
wheelie bin below
Ever wake up in a wheelie bin with 2 Jack Russell's and a very sore head?
Stay away from 'friends'...
wheelie bin below
Not yet but I'll be implementing that plan when my friends get blasted next.
IGrowTrees
Member
I was really really really high one night in 2003...I had just stepped out of the car with then gf and said, "The stars look like they did when Jesus was around."
yeah...that was pretty retarded..unless you beleive in reincarnation..
yeah...that was pretty retarded..unless you beleive in reincarnation..
This wasn't me...but, I pulled up to Del Taco, and the guy says, "May I intrest you in blah blah..."
I said, "Yes, I'll take that."
He said..."Wait...what did I just ask you??"
I told him, "Don't worry, I'm blazed too!!"
lol...he was this South African guy...accent and all...with the reddest eyes I have ever seen--
I said, "Yes, I'll take that."
He said..."Wait...what did I just ask you??"
I told him, "Don't worry, I'm blazed too!!"
lol...he was this South African guy...accent and all...with the reddest eyes I have ever seen--
Easy, I was 15 and I called my house to tell my parents I was riding bikes with a friend. Nobody was there so I left a message: "Hey FPC this is mom....no....I'm Fpc, you're mom.........click"
I raced a few miles home on my 20" bike and deleted the shit out of that message. Haha it was so easy to get stupid high at 15.
I raced a few miles home on my 20" bike and deleted the shit out of that message. Haha it was so easy to get stupid high at 15.
fatcat0491
Member
I was leaving for a trip To flordia one time, and My friend said Have a good time in flordia enjoy the sun, and im Like You too,,,
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Ganja D
I know this is not cool, but when I was 13-14, every time my friends would get really high and go to a chinese restaurant I would bust out laughing as soon as the waiter or waitress started talking. It happened well over a dozen times, I just couldn't help it.
'Herrroo what wud yu rike"
It was funny but embarrassing and I always felt bad.
'Herrroo what wud yu rike"
It was funny but embarrassing and I always felt bad.
I beat an asian guy out of 500 playing pool and he was upset so I said I'll give you half your money back if you can say the word broccoli correctly.
Went over like a lead zeppelin
Went over like a lead zeppelin
Post in Yummy's threads. But it's so fun! Well maybe for retarded people.
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pine boy
I got arrested for pissing on the Harrass County courthouse...Gotta love the lude era.714's...FTW
eddie.saw, almost a classic. Of course the classic is sitting at a stop sign patiently waiting for it to turn green...
In the 8th grade, we were smoking out of can before school.. really blazing it up a few bowls of the best stuff you could get from the local dealer.
So I go to class, start feeling like the teacher knows I am high, so I go to the bathroom.
Now I'm in the stall sitting down saying to myself "Your all good,your just super high" then I forget if I am in the boys or girls bathroom.
So I peak my head out of the stall and there was urinals so I was calm once again.
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Also, went on a field trip once and smoked a jay on the rollercoaster.
GOOD TIMES!
So I go to class, start feeling like the teacher knows I am high, so I go to the bathroom.
Now I'm in the stall sitting down saying to myself "Your all good,your just super high" then I forget if I am in the boys or girls bathroom.
So I peak my head out of the stall and there was urinals so I was calm once again.
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Also, went on a field trip once and smoked a jay on the rollercoaster.
GOOD TIMES!
Don't you have to register as a sexual offender now?
hahahaa!! that made my fuckign day. thank you
litebuzz
Member
i was really high enjoying a latte in front of a busy coffee shop this past summer. a young girl from the next table ask me...do you know if they sell papers in there?
and i said in all seriousness...ya mean rolling papers?
she busted out laughing...and said well no, i meant newspapers.
and i said in all seriousness...ya mean rolling papers?
she busted out laughing...and said well no, i meant newspapers.
