The Most Retarded Thing You Said or Did Stoned Was...

[mpd]

I told this woman she had the most interesting eyebrows.

I went to see The Black Hole and couldn't recall the plot, though Maximilian Schnell looked pretty awesome.

Fell asleep and snored so loud on the plane that everyone else gave me the eye getting off the plane.

What was the most retarded thing you ever said or did stoned?

 

[Pythagllio]

Way back when I was still in high school and living with my parents I had occasion to have the munchies. I made my way to the kitchen with a serious desire for ice cream. None in plain view, I turned around and asked my mother 'don't we have any dope?'. Needless to say, emotional mayhem resulted.

 

[ureapwhatusow]

fuck ive done so many i cant recal them all

but when im really high that naughty inside voice that should never be heard by people outside my head

well i ind it just make me say something sometimes that were meant to be on the inside

 

[ureapwhatusow]

Way back when I was still in high school and living with my parents I had occasion to have the munchies. I made my way to the kitchen with a serious desire for ice cream. None in plain view, I turned around and asked my mother 'don't we have any dope?'. Needless to say, emotional mayhem resulted.

i find myself often unintentionally substituting words that make no sense what so ever as if i am forgetting mid sentence what i had meant to say and the back grtound sub conscience thoughts just come

fuck man if peopple saw waht i typed BEFORE i hit return id be pumbled wiht rocks and garbage and driven into the woods

im the biggest douche of them al, Ive just learned its better to kee it on the inside

 

[billy_big_bud!]

nothing signifigant comes to mind, but that is likely because i simply forgot. i know that i regularly have major munchie attacks right before bed. i often wake up and try and think back to what i ate with little recollection until i find the remnants from the night before. it usually involves chocolate if there is any in the house. for instance last night i breifly recall eating a triangle of toblerone fruit and nut even though i hate raisins.

 

[mpd]

Eating a lima bean, banana, peanut butter and mayo sandwich was kind of indicative of the munchies...

 

[Dr.Dank]

i was soo high back in the day 16 and i was smoking a Joint in a public park in chile and a cop tapped on my shoulder and ask me if that was good expecting me to be ashamed and say no is not good and my retarded ass said "yeah you smoke?" hahha he lectured me and then i was off luckily !

 

[Weird Jimmy]

I put my mouth on the stem of a bong to blow the stale smoke out and istead of blowing, I sucked the bong water right in to my mouth, lol, it was horrible

 

[GeneticHeirloom]

I put my mouth on the stem of a bong to blow the stale smoke out and istead of blowing, I sucked the bong water right in to my mouth, lol, it was horrible

I did that but blew out all the bongwater on my bed and floor. Like ALL of the water. my whole room stank for weeks and I threw out the comforter.

 

[Ganja D]

Ever had a bowl of cereal and put the milk in the food cabinet and the cheerio's in the fridge after?

 

[Pythagllio]

I did that but blew out all the bongwater on my bed and floor. Like ALL of the water. my whole room stank for weeks and I threw out the comforter.

You need to change your bong water at least every 24 hours if you're going to use one. That smell is nasty anaerobic bacteria that are colonizing the bong water you know, and it sounds like your ABs had finished colonizing, and declared independence.

 

[GeneticHeirloom]

You need to change your bong water at least every 24 hours if you're going to use one. That smell is nasty anaerobic bacteria that are colonizing the bong water you know, and it sounds like your ABs had finished colonizing, and declared independence.

Well shit, I learn something everyday! I clean my new one every day, the old one had a lot bigger chamber so it didnt' get as nasty as fast.

 

[Fuzz420]

setting the tv remote down in the fridge while you get some something to say.Needless to say you dont find it till you get thirsty

 

[FoCo(No.Co)]

You need to change your bong water at least every 24 hours if you're going to use one. That smell is nasty anaerobic bacteria that are colonizing the bong water you know, and it sounds like your ABs had finished colonizing, and declared independence.

Damn, anaerobic bacteria smell a lot like burnt resin and plant material.

 

[statusquo]

Damn, anaerobic bacteria smell a lot like burnt resin and plant material.

This. There isn't really much energy for bacteria to thrive on in bong water...Obviously there are the ominpresent spores and bacteria but not anything to be worried about IMO. I clean my bong because I feel like it makes the smoke taste better and because it could potentially deliver more THC - less resin for the thc particles to stick to while in the bong and more ends up in your lungs. I definitely cough way harder (more thc absoroption perhaps?) off a clean piece even with smooth top shelf bud vs. a filthy old/dirty one.

 

[GeorgeSmiley]

You need to change your bong water at least every 24 hours if you're going to use one. That smell is nasty anaerobic bacteria that are colonizing the bong water you know, and it sounds like your ABs had finished colonizing, and declared independence.

Lol... I have to change the water in my bong 5-7 times a day lol

I once told a black cop to suck my big black d!ck.... and I am not black. Didn't go over as well as I thought it would. Long time ago

 

[Pythagllio]

Fill a bong to water level, take 5 bong hits. Let it stand for 24 hours, look at a sample of the water under a microscope. You'll notice a significant change in color and significant increase in smell if you just examine it after the bong hits and before allowing it to stand versus after 24 hours

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

Lost my house phone, ended up that I threw it in the bin lol, lots more but I can't remember.

 

[Dutchgrown]

Some of my best.......shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone!

Coming out from a store and getting into the wrong car, all while not being able to figure out why the keys don't fit the ignition.

or

Walking off with a shopping cart.....that belongs to someone else, wondering why I was
being hailed so fiercely as I made my way from the snack food isle,

or

packing my mouth full of peanut M&M's, falling asleep while munching out, and waking to find blue, red, green
and yellow streaks trailing from the corners of my mouth. Totally embarrassing!

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

Good ones DG lol I have so many but my memory is leaving me these days.