The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide
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Moneygrowonweed
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Ok good points from all but guns work great for long range to keep distance between you and them a safe bet swords work good for close quarters but as far a drowning they won't in the last movie i saw with them. they just go under and walk the bottom till they come back up on the other side. so i say lots of guns ammo weed food women and make a new stand to rebuild the planet and for us to breed breed breed i don't want to be mind less i love thinking and fucking so i think i will stay being human. tall walls work very well as well. So let the living unite as one force to take back the world.
but you know that would be a great thing if zombies became real let them deal with all the worlds government and give freedom back to us.
but you know that would be a great thing if zombies became real let them deal with all the worlds government and give freedom back to us.
AR15 rifle with thousands of rounds
Glock .40 cal if they get too close...hollow points to make them zombie heads explode
300 cans of Campells chunkey soup...sirloin burger haha
Southwest canned water
a big ass glass jar with two pounds of weed in it
i think im ready..
woops forgot my samurai sword..
Glock .40 cal if they get too close...hollow points to make them zombie heads explode
300 cans of Campells chunkey soup...sirloin burger haha
Southwest canned water
a big ass glass jar with two pounds of weed in it
i think im ready..
woops forgot my samurai sword..
Turret mounted .50cal, C-4, a couple Mick-Lick landmine clearing rounds, 20 TOW missles, M-4 Carbine w/EO Tech Holographic site x3 flip to side magnifier, add the M-203 to that with some high explosive and incineration rounds. Swappable .50 cal Beowulf upper receiver for the M4 should I have to swap tops to take out Zombies driving cars. M-249 for laying down suppressive fire. Some M-67 frag grenades.
What else? Oh yeah, the weed.
Anyone have any Claymore mines? I misplaced mine.
What else? Oh yeah, the weed.
Anyone have any Claymore mines? I misplaced mine.
haha where the hell you get claymores??
but im not dreaming i really do own an AR15 with EOtech holographic costed me like 1200 for the rifle and 420 for the Eotech. im in that rifle more than 2 grand after accessories and shit, its like barbie doll sfor men!
montanaorganics
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I'm ready. Live in the mountains already. Its gonna suck having to go somewhere and check my indoor op, outdoor just aint gonna work here. Got a couple 12 gauge over and unders. 1 .300 Win Mag for those 100- 700 yard shots. And a shitload of .22's .
.22 is the survival round. No round is more available or has been used more heavily. HEhe shoot their eyes out and watch em crawl around. Forget about reloading them, just grab a few bricks at the local hardware store. If I really need some heavy artillery I'll just drop down to town and hit up the local National Guards Armory... Stuff an A-1 Abrams as full of ammo and fuel as I can. Then head for the hills.
So all this Zombie talk, anybody else as crazy about Call of Duty WAW Zombies as I am? Love that crap
.22 is the survival round. No round is more available or has been used more heavily. HEhe shoot their eyes out and watch em crawl around. Forget about reloading them, just grab a few bricks at the local hardware store. If I really need some heavy artillery I'll just drop down to town and hit up the local National Guards Armory... Stuff an A-1 Abrams as full of ammo and fuel as I can. Then head for the hills.
So all this Zombie talk, anybody else as crazy about Call of Duty WAW Zombies as I am? Love that crap
Vigil
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Lol I've had a couple good arguements with my friends about zombie strategy when we were stoned. It all boils down to one very important question.... We talking 70's zombies that walk 2 ft an hour and stumble all over the place or are we talking 28 days later, I am legend type zombies that are like undead crackhead olympians? Changes shit drastically.
^^^^^^^^ COD Zombies is great love playing that. It can get scary at like 2 in the morning stoned though, use the buddy system.
^^^^^^^^ COD Zombies is great love playing that. It can get scary at like 2 in the morning stoned though, use the buddy system.
montanaorganics
Member
Hehe well We(stoners) will be the 70's undead zombies all burnt up and stumbling around while the crack olympian zombies just keep getting hungrier after eating our thc laced bodies hehe
ZOMBIE SMOKER
The original Thompson Sub Machine Gun. First prototyped as the
'Persuader' & 'Annihilator'. chambered in .45 it is insanely accurate
& easy to handle, those are 100 round drums and 30 clips shown
below, this ain't my safe but this bad mofo sure looks ready to rock.......
this gun will hold a steady pattern instead of climbing
like an uzi, mac10 or any other current machine pistol.
Depending on which model their firing rate was 600 to
1200 rounds per minute, friggin' zombie annihilator......
These guns are still made today & likely convertible
from their semi automatic version to fully automatic
w/o much money or effort. They're also produced in
9mm which would make them handle even better yet.
Eliminate the buttstock (shoulder stock) & be able to
carry three or four loaded guns @ all times, also known
as being strapped hard. I'd keep guard dogs nearby to
alert me of incoming ghouls in the dark, especially outside.
The original Thompson Sub Machine Gun. First prototyped as the
'Persuader' & 'Annihilator'. chambered in .45 it is insanely accurate
& easy to handle, those are 100 round drums and 30 clips shown
below, this ain't my safe but this bad mofo sure looks ready to rock.......
this gun will hold a steady pattern instead of climbing
like an uzi, mac10 or any other current machine pistol.
Depending on which model their firing rate was 600 to
1200 rounds per minute, friggin' zombie annihilator......
These guns are still made today & likely convertible
from their semi automatic version to fully automatic
w/o much money or effort. They're also produced in
9mm which would make them handle even better yet.
Eliminate the buttstock (shoulder stock) & be able to
carry three or four loaded guns @ all times, also known
as being strapped hard. I'd keep guard dogs nearby to
alert me of incoming ghouls in the dark, especially outside.
I have a FN Herstal FS2000 Belgium spec ops weapon. Semi of course. Bought at a store. Bullpup platform. I love the M4 platform. Not sure which I like more.... I don't have an AR15 though.
The FS2000 is scoped with the EO Tech sight and flip to side x3 magnifier. Incredible weapon.
Sucks I can't keep it at my house anymore. Now when someone bust down my down I'm going to whip one of these bad boys out...
Thanks Washington DC!!
These do make nice Zombie sandwich spreaders. Yum. Yum.
^cool bullpups are nice...the ar15 i own is actually the carbine version so it looks pretty much exactly like the m-4 except ive tricked it out with magpul parts making it look for futuristic...
also got a .22 LR GSG-5 and a couple bricks of .22 for killing any baby zombies...or zombie rats..
also got a .22 LR GSG-5 and a couple bricks of .22 for killing any baby zombies...or zombie rats..
Vigil
Member
How about this and not to jack the thread........ Zombies are everywhere, you got a nice base of operations, not hurting for any food but, you havent had human contact in years.... Here comes what used to be a hot peice of butt, now.. well... Shes not missing any arms and besides the horrific gurgling/groaning and her pale complexion, for a second.. You thought maybe you two had something, a spark in her cold lifeless eyes. Maybe the cure for the disease? Human warmth, or are you just convincing yourself. Anyway HOT ZOMBIE CHICK BANG HER? YEY OR NEY PEOPLE.
Zombies won't be able to survive the winter and by the time they actually get to me there gonna be so broken and torn up i'll just falcon punch them.
nah, go ahead I'll just watch, lucky you though
she really wants you for your braaaaaiins.......
I'd hit it, if they had eaten all the real women.
Think about it. No strings attached relationship. Have sex with so said Zombie Hooters girl, then whip out your 12 guage and blow her away. Perfect one night stand. No awkward breakfast with the Zombie girl in the morning and you never have to bring her to meet your parents.
somehow I fail to see the plus side of boinking a zombie chick, walkin' away, and
I'd hit it, if they had eaten all the real women.
Think about it. No strings attached relationship. Have sex with so said Zombie Hooters girl, then whip out your 12 guage and blow her away. Perfect one night stand. No awkward breakfast with the Zombie girl in the morning and you never have to bring her to meet your parents.
then realizing that you still got some of her left hanging on your johnson.......
Yeah, that's even worse than red wings, huh. That might take some getting used to. If they eat all the girls I'm going to get really lonely though. I wore my right hand out and my left isn't speaking to me anymore.
It might come down to Zombie chicks or Yummybud.
