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Standaman

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Its a cat C prison but i don't care i dont really believe it. Even a cat C would have trained officers and the plant would of been checked. Also there would be a sniffer dog pass thru that wing if not once a week then for sure once a month.

Had the story been an outdoor plant i would of believed it. Oh and the Sun ain't the most believable paper either lol
 

DiscoBiscuit

weed fiend
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A PRISON CELL IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF GROW ENVIRONMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR!!



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Can you see the resemblance to nature here?

Is that organic tea brewing in the head or Jenkum? :biglaugh:
 

indifferent

Active member
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the story was in the sun :rolleyes:

Therefore it's BS.

4 foot plant my ass, 4 inches maybe before they spotted it and took it away.

Some idiot found a seed in some weed while in the nick

sprouted it in a cup he shat in

screws found it, laughed at it and took it away

someone told the sun

gullibility ensues
 
Actually a prison cell would be an ideal grow location, if it was clean...which is easy if you control the environment...it's cement so that makes it easy if water got around.

To light up in prison people short out a thin piece of metal from an outlet so it's red hot but not enough to short out the fuse that is probably down where the guards have access.

200 an ounce is a good deal for white widow around here, damn! Then that in prison, in this state it's Mexican brick weed standard and $20 a pinner........barely enough to do you the job but then have some real thugs squeezing in on that and why even bother paying for that.

Oddest tomato leafs I've ever seen, that must be some very ignorant guards.
 

headiez247

shut the fuck up Donny
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to those who smoked weed in prison- most weed smuggled into US prisons is done by visitors who shove it up their ass........
 
it usually get shoved up an ass or 2 along the way , yep, wrapped good though , We called it bum weed, whatever, it works, didnt bother me in the slightest
 

cygnus

Member
to those who smoked weed in prison- most weed smuggled into US prisons is done by visitors who shove it up their ass........

No it isn't. Most is brought in by gaurds.

I used to live across the road from a federal pen. I would put a sack of popcorn buds under a rock and the trustees who mowed the field would leave a roll or two of Quarters for me. This was when they had veding machines back in the 80's. I was a juvie then so I wasn't worried.
 
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sparkjumper

Its hard or nearly impossible to get/smoke erb in jail,but once you're sentenced to go into the prison system,erb is all to easy to get,if you have the cigarettes lol.I used to get 5 pin joints and I mean pinners for a carton of smokes
 
To the poster who was not aware of ganja in jail: It is very common. Either a rich inmate bribes a guard to bring it in...or inmates on outside work details that come and go every day to work outside the walls bring it in..or it gets passed at visiting times in various ways..brought back in stuffed up the ass's of inmates returning from furloughs and doctors visits, etc..there is NO END to the ways people will work to get dope into jail..it really helps pass the time.

I was a stash master for a bigshot smuggler who had a guard brining in a QP every week..I worked in the offices as a clerk and so has access to false ceilings and areas that were never searched routinely...and it kept me burning every day..the main stash on the compound for a period of time was the WARDENS conference room!!! There was a closet with old dusty 3 ring binders on a high shelf...crap every fed agency had to have around and no one ever read..and while one guy watched another would drag a chair over and get weed out by the Z...leaving up to a pound at a time within feet of all the wardens and guards having their meetings to discuss dope in the prison and here was the main stash so close by...what a laugh!! I always enjoyed using that stash place and getting over on them..no wonder we stayed high all the time!! only way to do time..
 

OjoRojo420

Feeling good is good enough.
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To the poster who was not aware of ganja in jail: It is very common. Either a rich inmate bribes a guard to bring it in...or inmates on outside work details that come and go every day to work outside the walls bring it in..or it gets passed at visiting times in various ways..brought back in stuffed up the ass's of inmates returning from furloughs and doctors visits, etc..there is NO END to the ways people will work to get dope into jail..it really helps pass the time.

I was a stash master for a bigshot smuggler who had a guard brining in a QP every week..I worked in the offices as a clerk and so has access to false ceilings and areas that were never searched routinely...and it kept me burning every day..the main stash on the compound for a period of time was the WARDENS conference room!!! There was a closet with old dusty 3 ring binders on a high shelf...crap every fed agency had to have around and no one ever read..and while one guy watched another would drag a chair over and get weed out by the Z...leaving up to a pound at a time within feet of all the wardens and guards having their meetings to discuss dope in the prison and here was the main stash so close by...what a laugh!! I always enjoyed using that stash place and getting over on them..no wonder we stayed high all the time!! only way to do time..

SMToker knows GAME!

Sooooo true!
 

DiscoBiscuit

weed fiend
Veteran
...I was a stash master for a bigshot smuggler who had a guard brining in a QP every week..I worked in the offices as a clerk and so has access to false ceilings...

Thank gawd you didn't have to keester-stash a qp every week.

There's another thread floating around here about bum weed. The poster described the dude pulling it outta his ass, the horrible smell that enveloped the room and the distinct taste of the joint. Sorry, I'd go smokeless before I'd go through that.
 

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