Prison Pot

[sorcival]

found this on 'The Sun'...

DOPEY prison guards unwittingly allowed a convicted drug dealer to grow cannabis in his cell - and even decorate one 4ft plant as a CHRISTMAS TREE.

Gold-toothed Mohamed Jalloh, 28, convinced jail staff that his super-powerful skunk crop was really tomato plants.
He grew it for at least five months while unsuspecting officers and bosses admired his green fingers. And he got so cocky he put festive decorations on one to brighten up his cell at Verne Prison in Portland, Dorset.
Eventually he was grassed up by a jealous inmate - and guards then identified the plants using Google snaps.
A source said: "You could see the plants from the grounds as his cell looks on to the education department and communal outside area. They were on show for the world to see."
Jalloh, of Brent, North London, is serving eight years for supplying Class A drugs. An inquiry is underway at the Category C prison.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...oner-grow-dope-in-his-cell.html#ixzz0YoSTOsR2



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[Spicoli]

LMAO....thats awesome....I can see the guards now "damn those are some skunky tomatoes"....peace

 

[indicameds]

Damn it was hard enough for me to keep in a good supply of dirt weed while in prison. And this guy is growing it. WTF... Funny shit..

 

[desant]

8 years for class A??

:X

 

[sorcival]

I thought I would fall out when I read this...I mean damn, all the trouble we have
being so secure and paranoid minded and then ya get handed somethin like this, right?

 

[desant]

Jalloh, of Brent, North London, is serving eight years for supplying Class A drugs.

 

[ArcticBlast]

oh god, goood read, that guy is my hero! does the article have an address? because i'm totally going to write him

ArcticBlast

 

[NBtrichgrower]

I was getting soome kick ass white widow smuggled into me in prison, i was sellng it around the prison, made my time much better. A couple ounces a week, And i was paying street prices , 200 an ounce and then give the guy that was going out on a daily work release that brought it in a eighth for smuggling it , I was living better in there than i am on the outside (not really )

 

[DKBuddy]

thats the way to go! more cannabis in prisons = less violence

 

[Pistil_Party09]

i wasnt aware people smuggled weed into prison...how do they smoke it? where do they get the lighter? what about the pipe?

 

[psycho pirate]

thats dude was fuckin l33t!!!

 

[Norkali]

Imagine the tease......nugs in jail while you have no way of lighting up.

Inmates have plenty of time to come up with ingenious little ways to accomplish just about anything, I'm sure they found a couple of ways.

 

[Hazyfontazy]

8 years for class A??

:X

8 years could be true ,class A dealing in uk is usually at least 5 years ,,

the story i feel is bullshit ,screws ain't thick ,although they will turn a blind eye to smoking weed ,growing in a cell is a different kettle of fish ,1 that could cause fellow inmates to steal ,bribe etc ,

the story was in the sun

 

[Hazyfontazy]

Imagine the tease......nugs in jail while you have no way of lighting up.

Inmates have plenty of time to come up with ingenious little ways to accomplish just about anything, I'm sure they found a couple of ways.

smoking is allowed in uk jails ,,so are playstations lol

i gotta agree about the ingenious ideas ,whilst i was inside my cellmate used to make us toast off the ceiling light and brew hooch in his bed ,i provided the weed and on a friday we used to

 

[whiterabbit9]

in my small city prison ( 2 years and -, canada) it's 50$ per gram

what people used to do here, not sure if they do it still

a guy from the outside would fill a tennis ball and throw it across the fence

 

[Stoner4Life]

low risk for high kicks I like his style, what's
the worst they were gonna do bust him?

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

A PRISON CELL IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF GROW ENVIRONMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR!!

Can you see the resemblance to nature here?

 

[Mala Tempora]

I call bullshit on this one. I could well be wrong, but it just doesn't sound plausible. Surely there would be a smell. And the source seems to be the Sun, which haven't printed a fact since about 1980.

 

[Pistil_Party09]

would there be adequate light inside a prison cell? i doubt it.

 

[psycho pirate]

I call bullshit on this one. I could well be wrong, but it just doesn't sound plausible. Surely there would be a smell. And the source seems to be the Sun, which haven't printed a fact since about 1980.

it's a prison... not exactly the brightest of the bunch... the prison guards aren't any smarter than the inmates... actually probably stupider than the inmates...