double standards - women DO look at guys crotches!!!

[good drown]

i saw this on the interwebs...

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

 

[alpinestar]

WTF???? It happened to me today...like 3 times in 5 minutes. This girl (25ish) was sitting on my desk talking to me...and we were talking forever and I totally caught her looking at my crotch more than once. WTF? Is that like the equivalent of men looking at breasts? Does this happen often?
signed, anonymous


EDIT: no, my fly was not open.

sometimes
- if shes interested in you she will look that way
-or on the other end of the spectrum, if she is repulsed and finds that area of your body amusing she may look that way a few too many times.
Just think: what reasons do people have for staring at anything? Maybe shes absent minded or has low self confidence and looks down alot?
Did you have that pants fold thing going on when you sat down? you know where the cloth bunches together in one area?

She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

fucking hilarious
The one part i don't believe is the shutting up part...

 

[psycho pirate]

i saw this on the interwebs...

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

 

[Asiatica]

i saw this on the interwebs...

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

 

[PuReKnOwLeDgE]

Thats awesome

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

It hard for me sometimes to keep it in my pants so I wrap it around my waist. Depends on how big the ship is ya' know? She's getting a mental note of your size

 

[djam]

do you wear girl pants h20?
dotn lie!! i know you're emo!!
unless you gotta raging boner whats to see?

 

[whodair]

check your camel toe

 

[PatInTheHat]

Well in that case, write your phone number on your pants, right on the crotch.

See how many calls you get.

 

[BACKCOUNTRY]

My wife says that the sight of a "roll of quarters" in tight jeans can have eye appeal for her.

 

[medmaker420]

Zipper Down?
Poppin A stiffy?

Other than that you should have said something cool like

Stop imagining and just do it

lol

I never was good at one liners so I tend to just get em drunk.

Maybe stare at his tits the next time in class and see how that goes. Or do like mel gibson did on that movie "what women want" when whats her face was staring at his crotch and he pushed it out right as she looked at it. It would be f-in funny as hell.

 

[the Rock]

this kind of thread makes me wonder how many homos are trolling this site

 

[litebuzz]

of course we look! heeello? i personally can't help it, i would look at any naked person too...even if its a trainwreck, ...doesn't mean i would want to touch it...but i'll always looook!

 

[whiterabbit9]

^
personally I would find that rude,
same as how I wouldn't like getting caught staring at a girls chest (i try not to, and I prefer a nice face and smile)

Maybe stare at his tits the next time in class and see how that goes.

hahaha

his tits

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

Hey brotha' it happens!!

 

[zomg1]

i always have to make a conscious effort not to stare at a girl's tits when im talking to her.. goes something like this
*don't look at her tits... don't look at her tits... DO NOT look at h.... tttiiiiiittss.. shit did she see that? .. quick you idiot back to eye contact before she see's*

 

[swampdank]

Were you rockin the moose knuckle?

 

[psycho pirate]

this kind of thread makes me wonder how many homos are trolling this site

sounds like you think about homos alot?

 

[Stoner4Life]

maybe she was hoping for a crotch shot aquaman.......

 

[psycho pirate]