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They give spankings to potheads in Fiji!

Pythagllio

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http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v09/n1067/a08.html?999

VILLAGERS CHOOSE TO BANISH FARMERS, USERS

ANY villager found with marijuana or selling the drug will be exiled from the district of Wainunu, Bua, but only after being dealt with by Fijian warlords.

This is a stern warning from Tui Wainunu Ratu Orisi Baleitavea, who believes it's time that chiefs and their people stand up to fight against the illicit drug problem in society.

Known as the red zone in Bua, Wainunu district is a popular marijuana spot that police officers have continuously raided in the past.

The decision to exile any villager found dealing or cultivating marijuana has been agreed to by all village reps, including the minority group who live in the district

Ratu Orisi said although it has been difficult to find anyone dealing in or cultivating marijuana, his decision as high chief was firm and nothing would change that.

He said any villager found guilty would be taken to task in their respective village meetings and traditionally dealt with by chiefly warlords.

This would include spanking and other disciplinary measures before being exiled.

Ratu Orisi said they have uprooted marijuana plants found in farms and forests of Wainunu.

He said the drug cultivation in his district has to stop and such vanua laws would be enforced to deal with culprits and put an end to drug problems.

Ratu Orisi said a lot of problems have been caused by drug users, including criminal activities which affected innocent people.

"For the sake of security and a better future for our people, we will take this stand and ensure that it is followed. It's time we rise up and stop drug problems in our society," Ratu Orisi said.

This is the second district in the Northern Division that has decided to exile villagers found with the drug.

The first was Wailevu Village in Tunuloa, Cakaudrove. The village elders had decided two months ago to exile any villager found with marijuana.

Tunuloa has also been a hotspot drug cultivation area in the province.

I wonder if it lost something in the translation.
 

Hash Zeppelin

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It could be like caning. Remember when that american kid went to Singapore and vandalized a lot of shit. That kid got caned. It almost killed him.
 
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yoinker

Yeah I'd have to agree with HashZepp, you're probably thinking of spanking in terms of like, spanking a kid after the year 2000...as in a light slap on the backside with clothes and everything.

I think they may have something else in mind. Heh.
 

Hash Zeppelin

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^I just cant imagine a whole society that spanks adults with the palm of their hand as punishment. Maybe they get like mike tyson to do the spanking or something. Better put a book in your pants
 
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medi-useA

It's the social stigma of a public humiliation in front of ones peers....

muA
 

Shrek

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I get to get high and then get spanked? Maybe the warlords wife would be willing.........
 
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medi-useA

Five Whacks for a doobie, geopolitical....but if you want happy ending....it cost you oz's....
:muahahaha

muA
 
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buddymate

Its probably virginal 20 year old topless females who administer the spankings dressed in grass skirts and looking alluring,the palms of their hands tenderised and softened by years of coconut oil massages(we can but live in hope).
 

Dank-j

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A free spanking? Chuck yah, I am there! When is a good time of year to receive a the best spanking? :p
 

Hash Zeppelin

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Its probably virginal 20 year old topless females who administer the spankings dressed in grass skirts and looking alluring,the palms of their hands tenderised and softened by years of coconut oil massages(we can but live in hope).

If that is torture then chain me to the wall.
 

Pythagllio

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It's just how it translated that's funny. I'm sure it's a mistranslation and not a pleasant thing at all. And yes, I do enjoy a good spanking when it comes my way!

I'm not sure that the banishment part sucks though. Sounds like it could be a favor to the banished guy. Who'd want to live with a bunch of puckered bungholes that think that way anyhow?
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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I wish the Us would just banish people some where, instead of locking us into cages like animals.


Yeah I'd vote for an autonamous tropical cannabis penal settlement where we could all grow and toke till our hearts content and any surplus could be sold to Medical Marijuana Cooperatives worldwide to supplement our lifestyles......

....Every day would start with a compulsory 'wake and bake' hearty breakfast......followed by classes in growing and breeding fine cannabis........looking to turn out experts in the field....lol!

It would be a mixed settlement with men and women allowed to fraternize in any way they wished and there would be no locked doors or the wrong sort of bars or fences/walls since it would be on a fine tropical island with white sand beaches.......far.....far away from the MADDING CROWD!
 

b8man

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If it's like Malaysia it means being hit on the spine with a cane which gives you a limp for life and reduces feelings in the lower half of your body.

Get banished to any settlement with people and politicians will emerge to try and fuck it up for the rest of us. Utopia exists, but it's a wonderfully lonely place.
 
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