LittleMissGrow
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maybe not a pussy.... lol. but a woman does want a man, a confident man. not an insecure boy. take charge.
Hooking up on the first date-----POLL
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maybe not a pussy.... lol. but a woman does want a man, a confident man. not an insecure boy. take charge.
man wtf i been talkin to this broad she's almost 40 im 25.. anyways shes beyond sexy, ive never had a prob talking to a woman but its almost like a tease. i want this BAD. no lie. its not likea situation were i can be likle ohhh hey i cook lik ecrazy i like to have a goood time ****, i really wanna taste that and be sick with this woman.. i dunno sounds retarded but all my full proff plans just aint workin and i NEEEED this!!
I screwed PoopyTeaBags before we ever had a date. We were friends for a while...lots of build up, but no dates....just hanging around our friends. Until one night when the people I lived with went to bed...he asked that golden question. "You wanna smoke another joint?" Haha...he was hanging around my place for 2 months trying to get some ass. I had to give in....I mean, he smoked another joint with me and everything
...hahahaha. Way to go PoopyTeaBags....you could have scored a year before you actually tried dumbass 
Oh yeah...we've been together for 8 years, somebody help me...please, haha...j/k.
...hahahaha. Way to go PoopyTeaBags....you could have scored a year before you actually tried dumbass Oh yeah...we've been together for 8 years, somebody help me...please, haha...j/k.
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bordercollie
razor, she a coug, get it son!
Razor...tell her you find her attractive and want to take her to dinner. Or if you don't have the balls to say attractive just ask her to dinner. If she says no ask why. If she says yes you're half way there. Dinner and some wine and things will open up. Tell her over drinks about how ambitious you are and how you love family and kids and that u are really adventourous..etc etc Let her talk and ask her questions about life and the agree with her...add more wine...if it's going Really well ask her if u can kiss her right there but don't sound like a pussy.
Cugars are easy to catch hard to get rid of.
And please don't wait to fuck her 40 year old cugars are not virgins. Besides at that age they can drop dead at any time or go into perpetual menapause...
Hit it and then get the fuck out...
Cugars are easy to catch hard to get rid of.
And please don't wait to fuck her 40 year old cugars are not virgins. Besides at that age they can drop dead at any time or go into perpetual menapause...
Hit it and then get the fuck out...
hahahah!! Nice, forsure i kinda wanna hit it and quit it, more of just a 'i need to fuck that' kinda thing i got going. problem is its kinda complicated as she knows my imediate fam (*nothing sic) but im goin for it.. let ya all know
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KMK0420
ah, banged this girl out last night...she got super wet but it had that fishy odor...man i was so mad. not bad, but in a hot room with no windows open (cuz it was in the 30s)...the sex was good, just had to breathe through my mouth for a minute lmfao
Kmk was that your first stinky pussy experience? Tell her you like sex in the shower and take her in the and wash her up....or just manup deal with the stench and give her the fuck of her life. A good distraction like that is great for lasting all night long..everytime you are about to blow a load just take a deep breath and think fish...u will last a lot longer that way. According to Ron Jeremy he used to think of his dead gramma...to help last longer
so think of the stink and be happy
Razor...who cares if she is your moms best friend? It's not like she is going to want to mary you. Cugars need love too. Typically they are great in bed because they know what they want and how to get it. Ask her what the craziest dirtiest sex thing she has ever done..u might be surprised. I once had a Cugar that I used to fuck on Wednesdays the only day she was free and after a month or so of decent sex I asked her and I found out she loved women also...in fact she lived with a girl after college. Needless to say her and I trilled the bars looking for girls after that...she became a great hunting partner for girls!
so think of the stink and be happy
Razor...who cares if she is your moms best friend? It's not like she is going to want to mary you. Cugars need love too. Typically they are great in bed because they know what they want and how to get it. Ask her what the craziest dirtiest sex thing she has ever done..u might be surprised. I once had a Cugar that I used to fuck on Wednesdays the only day she was free and after a month or so of decent sex I asked her and I found out she loved women also...in fact she lived with a girl after college. Needless to say her and I trilled the bars looking for girls after that...she became a great hunting partner for girls!
We didn't do it until a little over a year after we met. The night I met him I was drunk, the first time we hung out I was drunk and swore I was hookin up. Well an unfortunate event happened that evening and plans changed. We just hung out a few times, then he went out of town for a while. We kept in touch, I even went to visit a few times (he was 3 hrs away). Never thought anything would come of it. A year later he moved back and a month after that we finally hooked up. We have been together for 14 yrs and married for 6 yrs.
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sparkjumper
A little off subject here but I'd like to make an observation.There are some skanky critters running around this place.Whats wrong with you people!
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sparkjumper
Please...no yeast before breakfast...
Excellent observation Sparky
That brings back some bad memories of this one girl a few years ago that I went home with. She was pretty cute. Not the hottest or smartest, but I knew what the deal was. Luckily we went over to her place instead of mine. We were messing around and I pulled off her jeans and was going to go down on her. WOW. I instinctively pulled my head back like I had stuck into a bag of sulfur and rotten eggs. I mean, I have gotten my red wings before and have gotten down in some less than ideal situations, but never, never, never have I smelled something like that on a human being before. I was ill and had to go. I don't think I could have gotten it up with Viagra. I felt bad for her because it was kind of impossible for me to hide my disgust in my facial expression. I was just like, "oh man, oh man i gotta go, oh god, oh, phew, I gotta go sorry."
Spaz..next time that happens tell her u need to use the bathroom then look in there for some Noxema ColdCream - the shit broads wash their face with to take off makeup - put a dab of the menthol smelling shit under your nose and then go back and fuck her silly...
Works if u need to clean up roadkill also
Works if u need to clean up roadkill also
