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How to smoke pot and stay out of jail...

netwerx

Member
Found this on another site, thought I would share. I got a giggle out of it.

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Lazyman

Overkill is under-rated.
Veteran
I can dig it man, I look like a freakin preppy when I'm holding anything, drive the speed limit and wear very conservative clothes (dress like you're going to church!) If you have dreads and are holding weed, you are kidding yourself. Get serious if you want to be taken seriously.
 
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movingtocally

I hear you lazyman. I contemplated getting a DARE bumper sticker but I thought that might be taking it too far. lol.
 

Lazyman

Overkill is under-rated.
Veteran
I hear you lazyman. I contemplated getting a DARE bumper sticker but I thought that might be taking it too far. lol.

LOL good one! Yeah some "I support local law enforcement" stickers on your gold Camry or silver Prius are a good idea, if a bit nauseating to the driver!

Hey bro, PM me! I gotta shake the hand of the guy who moved here balls out to grow, you fuckin maniac! :)
 
Nice drawing, exept rule one says smoke out back :noway: if you live in the city thats a no no, I cant count how many times people been busted like that. Your better off smoking in your bathroom with the exhaust on and lighting some incense:2cents:
 

SpasticGramps

Don't Drone Me, Bro!
ICMag Donor
Veteran
I like that. My favorite one is "Break one law at a time" My dad has reinforced that (beaten it into my head) my whole adult life. Read the stories about people getting busted. They are usually breaking multiple laws at once. Every time I've had trouble with the law I was guilty of not following that rule. I heed it religiously now.
 

Marcellas

Active member
Veteran
All of our fellow smokers should always keep this rules in mind. Most of them are quite obvious. :joint:

I love rule #8 "One Law at a Time: ........and Don't Have an Outstanding Warrant!!" hahaha
 

Helis

Member
Good rules for life, not just cannabis. I've always been aware of how you look vs how you're treated and use that as a rule for how I act in public.
It's just a shame that some people don't even think that wearing a tie-dyed dancing bear shirt and a bandanna holding back their dirty curly locks (which they call "dreads") is a "giveaway"... But to each his/her own... Some of us just prefer a lower profile :)
 

SpasticGramps

Don't Drone Me, Bro!
ICMag Donor
Veteran
If I transport any kind of weight I make myself look like a fucking nerd/yuppie. Tucked in polo shirt and slacks. I always keep my appearance clean, but I'm a professional in my "other" life so I couldn't look like a slob anyway.
 
i have a 1ft mohawk but when i drive around town its generally not done up and i put a hood on early in the morning when i drive my wife to work, other than that i stay inside and keep all activities inside, and i am legal grower, still i live the paranoid life.
 

blizz

Member
ya i fallow the nice dress code rules to .i got long hair but keep it pull back keep the beard trimmed an presentable dont dress like a hoodlum etc...
 
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sparkjumper

Appearance is important but not so much as your actions.I dont live the way that guy is describing life..maybe I should but for now I'll settle in my recliner smack dab in the living room and bonghit myself into idiocy.Some may say I havent far to go..
 

KnowBudz

Active member
It is amazing how many tokers get busted during traffic stops. The easiest way to avoid that is to simply keep your weed out of your car. The Barry Cooper videos have some good information about staying out of trouble. I might add that, according to Barry (a former narcotics officer), law enforcement/anti-drug bumper stickers are a common attention-getter for cops.
 

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