Gallery Owner:I have some good news and some bad news.
Artist:What's the good news?
Gallery Owner:The good news is that a man came in here today asking if the price of your paintings would go up after you die. When I told him they would he bought every one of your paintings.
Artist: That's great! What's the bad news?
Gallery Owner:The bad news is that man was your doctor!
doc: "well, i see your penis has grown three inches longer. too bad it is cancerous, gonna have to cut it off..." that one makes me squirm when i think about it...
I had a nightmare where my dick turned purple, let me tell you when I awoke I was in a state of shock... happy that it didn't happen but...
was that a premonitory dream ? yikes
I also dreamt my lower teeth disolved into foam (liquid)... I was in shock too
especially that I have a little problem with my lower teeth... yiiiiikes
Haha, this reminds me of a true story told to me by my paramedic friend. So a guy just married his wife, and he wanted to give her great sex on their honeymoon- so he injected meth directly into his dick for 5 days straight so he could sport continuous wood and ravage her. And then, on the 6th day, his penis turned black and LITERALLY fell off. (he said it was laying on the ground next to the guy when he got there)
Hmmmmm, this could be a quality good news/bad news joke:
Good news: you ravage your wife for 5 straight days on your honeymoon
Bad news: your dick falls off on the 6th day