Bad News.... Good News...
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One is good news and one is bad news for sure..
Gallery Owner:I have some good news and some bad news.
Artist:What's the good news?
Gallery Owner:The good news is that a man came in here today asking if the price of your paintings would go up after you die. When I told him they would he bought every one of your paintings.
Artist: That's great! What's the bad news?
Gallery Owner:The bad news is that man was your doctor!
yeah i just googled "good news bad news" lol
ArcticBlast
Artist:What's the good news?
Gallery Owner:The good news is that a man came in here today asking if the price of your paintings would go up after you die. When I told him they would he bought every one of your paintings.
Artist: That's great! What's the bad news?
Gallery Owner:The bad news is that man was your doctor!
yeah i just googled "good news bad news" lol
ArcticBlast
Wife:I have some good news and some bad news.
Husband:What's the good news?
Wife:The good news is I found a picture that's worth $500,000.
Husband:Wow! That's wonderful! What's the bad news?
Wife:The bad news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!
ArcticBlast
Husband:What's the good news?
Wife:The good news is I found a picture that's worth $500,000.
Husband:Wow! That's wonderful! What's the bad news?
Wife:The bad news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!
ArcticBlast
EvilRaven1031
Member
good news...yummy finally got laid!
bad news....now we have to read a 400 page thread on how he has the herp.
bad news....now we have to read a 400 page thread on how he has the herp.
^hahaah
good news..yummy finally got laid!
bad news....she was actually a he
good news..yummy finally got laid!
bad news....she was actually a he
A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news.
The guy asks for the bad news first.
The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs."
Then the guy asks for the good news.
The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers."
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.
Bad: Your husband's a cross-dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
The guy asks for the bad news first.
The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs."
Then the guy asks for the good news.
The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers."
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.
Bad: Your husband's a cross-dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Yummy about to get laid would be good news. Bad news? Her batteries were dead and now you have to read about it.
good news, bad news
good news, bad news
doc: "well, i see your penis has grown three inches longer. too bad it is cancerous, gonna have to cut it off..." that one makes me squirm when i think about it...
good news, bad news
doc: "well, i see your penis has grown three inches longer. too bad it is cancerous, gonna have to cut it off..." that one makes me squirm when i think about it...
^^
I had a nightmare where my dick turned purple, let me tell you when I awoke I was in a state of shock... happy that it didn't happen but...
was that a premonitory dream ? yikes
I also dreamt my lower teeth disolved into foam (liquid)... I was in shock too
especially that I have a little problem with my lower teeth... yiiiiikes
I had a nightmare where my dick turned purple, let me tell you when I awoke I was in a state of shock... happy that it didn't happen but...
was that a premonitory dream ? yikes
I also dreamt my lower teeth disolved into foam (liquid)... I was in shock too
especially that I have a little problem with my lower teeth... yiiiiikes
good news - Yummy got laid
bad news - It was the geeky chinese guy who sits behind him.
bad news - It was the geeky chinese guy who sits behind him.
spyvsspy
Member
Haha, this reminds me of a true story told to me by my paramedic friend. So a guy just married his wife, and he wanted to give her great sex on their honeymoon- so he injected meth directly into his dick for 5 days straight so he could sport continuous wood and ravage her. And then, on the 6th day, his penis turned black and LITERALLY fell off. (he said it was laying on the ground next to the guy when he got there)
Hmmmmm, this could be a quality good news/bad news joke:Good news: you ravage your wife for 5 straight days on your honeymoon
Bad news: your dick falls off on the 6th day
JimBeamKush
Member
Good news: This thread was a epic failure, and died a normal death.
Bad news: Spyvsspy bumped it back alive.
Just kidding i thought some of this stuff was funny
Bad news: Spyvsspy bumped it back alive.
Just kidding i thought some of this stuff was funny
