alaskan
Member
Do not pay to see this movie.
Everything is completely ridiculous, in-your-face, impossibly stupid special effects.
I'll set up a scene from the beginning...
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Two of the main characters are in a supermarket.
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial]The ground outside is shaking and splitting, and cars are moving around and alarms are going off, but it's dead silent inside the store.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial] Even though the floor is splitting, the only movement in the store is when one shelf wobbles for a second and...[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Girl: Did you see that?
Both: Blablabla (emotional drama)
Guy: I feel like something's pulling us apart.
And then the floor splits open right between them, as if it were a spoof of a shitty movie.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Jumping gaps with a limo, jumping/driving through collapsing buildings, flying underground every single time they fly, outrunning a super volcano (which is apparently silent unless you look directly at it) in an rv, goddamn I can't go on just thinking about how bad it was.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]It's amazing how stupid we let these people treat us.
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Everything is completely ridiculous, in-your-face, impossibly stupid special effects.
I'll set up a scene from the beginning...
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Two of the main characters are in a supermarket.
[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]The ground outside is shaking and splitting, and cars are moving around and alarms are going off, but it's dead silent inside the store.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial] Even though the floor is splitting, the only movement in the store is when one shelf wobbles for a second and...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Girl: Did you see that?
Both: Blablabla (emotional drama)
Guy: I feel like something's pulling us apart.
And then the floor splits open right between them, as if it were a spoof of a shitty movie.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Jumping gaps with a limo, jumping/driving through collapsing buildings, flying underground every single time they fly, outrunning a super volcano (which is apparently silent unless you look directly at it) in an rv, goddamn I can't go on just thinking about how bad it was.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]It's amazing how stupid we let these people treat us.
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