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Seen 2012 yet?

alaskan

Member
Do not pay to see this movie.
Everything is completely ridiculous, in-your-face, impossibly stupid special effects.

I'll set up a scene from the beginning...
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Two of the main characters are in a supermarket.
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial]The ground outside is shaking and splitting, and cars are moving around and alarms are going off, but it's dead silent inside the store.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial] Even though the floor is splitting, the only movement in the store is when one shelf wobbles for a second and...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Girl: Did you see that?
Both: Blablabla (emotional drama)
Guy: I feel like something's pulling us apart.
And then the floor splits open right between them, as if it were a spoof of a shitty movie.
[/FONT]


[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Jumping gaps with a limo, jumping/driving through collapsing buildings, flying underground every single time they fly, outrunning a super volcano (which is apparently silent unless you look directly at it) in an rv, goddamn I can't go on just thinking about how bad it was.[/FONT]


[FONT=Verdana, Arial]It's amazing how stupid we let these people treat us.
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Natagonnaworrie

If you love life, don't waste time. For time is wh
Veteran
one question... have you ever seen 'The day After Tomorrow'???

:moon::moon::moon:

...i went out and bought it, it was that bad. my friends and i have constant laughs about it
 

Dr Dog

Sharks have a week dedicated to me
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I downloaded it and it is sitting in my downloads folder

I want to go to the theater and watch it, just waiting on the crowds to die down a bit

Nothing that would ruin my experience than some dude coughing the whole movie...better chance in a packed theatre
 

alaskan

Member
one question... have you ever seen 'The day After Tomorrow'???
The Day After Tomorrow is infinitely easier to watch than this hunk of crap. It's literally depressing that someone is making millions and millions of dollars off of it.

Usually you can laugh at how bad a movie is, but this is on a whole other level.
 

RoomRaider

Member
what, you don't think an rv can really climb a mountain? haven't you seen RV with Robin Williams?

Or planes taking off on 50ft of runway or less? How about running out of gas over the china see, only to realize that it has magically frozen over, so you don't have to drown. Oh wait, there are also people and helicopters nearby to pick you up? Yay!

It was an entertaining movie anyways, lots of FX. Too bad you payed for it.
 

alaskan

Member
I didn't. I watched a copy where at the end the theater audience cheered, and I wanted them all to drown.

Too bad anyone was entertained by that pile of crap...
 

steppinRazor

cant stop wont stop
Veteran
With todays special effects and all the hype of 2012, who needs to write a good movie???
fuckign pathetic what most film has cometo these days. ho i was baked outta my gord the other day and saw the extended trailer to this movie and was stoked.. looked good. thanks for the heads up
 

Natagonnaworrie

If you love life, don't waste time. For time is wh
Veteran
i love how you hate it so much... makes me want to see it just to see how bad it is.. although out of respect i will not give them any money and watch a version a friend burned, fair?
 
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it's kind of weak to ruin the movie for others - next time put "(spoiler)" somewhere in the title. Boooooooooo
But good on the 2012 movie thread. I am going to see it. It looks good and I think that it will probably do very well in theaters - remember "Independence Day" with Will Smith and like 3 hours of continuous special effects? That made like over a billion dollars. I think the movie sucks but it did well.
 

alaskan

Member
it's kind of weak to ruin the movie for others - next time put "(spoiler)" somewhere in the title. Boooooooooo
But good on the 2012 movie thread. I am going to see it. It looks good and I think that it will probably do very well in theaters - remember "Independence Day" with Will Smith and like 3 hours of continuous special effects? That made like over a billion dollars. I think the movie sucks but it did well.
You cannot compare this to independence day.
You can't compare it to the period at the end of that sentence.
Sure independence day had a lot of special effects, but it was a movie about aliens and explosions, not frickin airplanes flying underground/through buildings every 15 minutes.

No spoilers have been posted, I described one scene and mentioned how much a few things (that everybody that's seen a commercial for it already knows about) sucked.
Don't be a baby.

And don't pay to watch this pile of crap.
 

steppinRazor

cant stop wont stop
Veteran
first you need something like limewire or bit tornado to download the torrents..
i use limewire - then ya gotta go to a site that lists torents - a popular one's thepiratebay . org
click it and open the file, it'l transfer to limewire and download it. pretty simple
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran

'2012'
you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss $17.00 bye~bye.......
(twice as much if you took a date)



 

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