Yes, I'm stupid...you have been too...

[dank.frank]

Let's make this thread about all the stupid times we've been stoned and exposed ourselves in public...

Wow...that sounds terrible, so let me give a personal example...

One time....completely blazed, after a heavy smoke session with a group of friends, and I do mean HEAVY. Blunt after blunt, the pipe made its rounds, the bong got found....roach joint was rolled...STONED STUPID. Munchies became necessary.

So, I made my way down to the local gas station / grocery mart. Upon walking in the door, the fluorescents causing my eyes to squint, the smell of pinesol stinging my nose. Well, after walking up and down the isles, red eyed and disoriented, looking at the shelves just trying to see what catches my eyes. You know...trying to find that one perfect thing snack for me AND a group of friends. So after grabbing a few random things and going up to the counter, I made casual chit chat with the attendant...like always....we were basically on a first name basis. So I proceed to pay, and reach into my pocket, and set the handful of change down on the counter to sort out the necessary damages. Well, upon beginning to sort the change, I pulled out a few quarters, pushed the 1.5g nug aside, found a dime and a couple pennies, OH WAIT...look at that, there's some dank sitting on the counter!! My eyes darted up to the attendant, and sure enough she was clearly amused with my obvious state of "duh"....but she never said a thing about it...nor did I.

Word of advice...don't pull out your stash and set it on the gas station counter for the world to see!! I exposed myself in public....


dank.Frank

 

[Silver Bullet]

lol. I was expecting a story about you exposing yourself in public. I thought you were going to say you were so stoned you urinated on the gas station and got arrested.

 

[LowGrow]

I had a quarter ounce drop out of my pocket when pulling money out luckily someone I knew was in the store and seen it happen and picked it up for me and stuck it back in my pocket lol I was like wtf? and she said I will tell you later lol
oh and another time I set my bubbler on my dads vehicle and he set his lighter next to it lol (he hates that I smoke) Im suprized he just didn't hop in and go for a cruise to break it lol

 

[guest396]

Let's make this thread about all the stupid times we've been stoned and exposed ourselves in public...

Wow...that sounds terrible, so let me give a personal example...

One time....completely blazed, after a heavy smoke session with a group of friends, and I do mean HEAVY. Blunt after blunt, the pipe made its rounds, the bong got found....roach joint was rolled...STONED STUPID. Munchies became necessary.

So, I made my way down to the local gas station / grocery mart. Upon walking in the door, the fluorescents causing my eyes to squint, the smell of pinesol stinging my nose. Well, after walking up and down the isles, red eyed and disoriented, looking at the shelves just trying to see what catches my eyes. You know...trying to find that one perfect thing snack for me AND a group of friends. So after grabbing a few random things and going up to the counter, I made casual chit chat with the attendant...like always....we were basically on a first name basis. So I proceed to pay, and reach into my pocket, and set the handful of change down on the counter to sort out the necessary damages. Well, upon beginning to sort the change, I pulled out a few quarters, pushed the 1.5g nug aside, found a dime and a couple pennies, OH WAIT...look at that, there's some dank sitting on the counter!! My eyes darted up to the attendant, and sure enough she was clearly amused with my obvious state of "duh"....but she never said a thing about it...nor did I.

Word of advice...don't pull out your stash and set it on the gas station counter for the world to see!! I exposed myself in public....


dank.Frank

once a month at least! no matter how hard i try i catch myself about to do this but then some one pipes up with a sniff sniff or a hey man does anyone smell a skunk......



saves my ass everytime.


those that know me know exactly how futile my not pulling out the bag is, as much as those that nearly do pull out the bag know, that their cash wallet etc; reek like the diggity the minute it comes out instead. they know.... they all know ; )

ohgee

 

[gogoplata420]

going to am/pm and camping out at the nacho cheese machine with hot cheetos and old am/pm hot dogs pouring nacho cheese on whatever we were about to take a bite out of. then when it was all said and done and we went to pay. the money had cheese and red stuff all over it. it was cool tho we were teenagers.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Tenth grade, high school

I got popped for cutting class and had to see the assistant principal the following morning before first period. So I got to school an hour early so I could get as blitzed as possibly. When the first period bell rang, I made my way up the parking lot to the man's office.

This was 1977 and I had the typical bag of Colombian Gold ($30 an ounce) in my front pocket. The man's office had a foyer and I made my way through to his office. As I turned and looked in, I noticed he hadn't arrived . There was one of those little creepy 70s "hug me" figurines on the desk that said "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time" on it. I laughed and turned to leave when I saw a student looking through the foyer glass, frantically pointing toward me and mouthing words I couldn't hear. I quickly realized the dude was pointing to my pocket. I looked down and an entire half of the rolled up bag was exposed and flopping around for all to see. I looked like one of those little dick heads with the first (huge) clip phone clipped to his pocket and flopping it around like a cock.

I stuffed the bag back in my pocket and managed to dodge a bullet. That was before the state decriminalized and it would have been a felony

 

[happyherb]

probly done lots of shit...but one was funny...to me...

was at a shop with a guy who just got me stoned...nice weed..2 types...one was a creeper and was starting to do its job...was buying some chewies and the shop owner told me the price...i got some change out...counted it and and went to pay with my hand out...he just stared at me ...i stared back and held my hand out....by then my stoner buddy starts laughing his ass of saying pay him...im thinking i am i am..Happy give him the money(i bloody am im thinking feeling a bit pissed off)...i looked down at my hand and saw i was trying to pay him with the chewies i was trying to buy lol...with the cash still in the other hand lol...swapped hands and gave him the cash...he looked mad and shook his head and we left...my mate laughed and said happy ...your an embarrassment...but really funny.HH. =]-~

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

lol. I was expecting a story about you exposing yourself in public. I thought you were going to say you were so stoned you urinated on the gas station and got arrested.

lol me too. maybe we do think a little more alike, than we thought.

ok here is my story. once I left a mason jar of white widow on my parents counter when I was watching there dogs while they were on vacation. Btw, my folks are ex-hippies. They came home and found it, and tryed some. They gave it back the next day with a 10 dollar bill inside.

and then I showed my balls to everyone in the room........ jk about that last part. I just had to make an expose myself joke

 

[Stoner4Life]

I don't have a good 'exposed weed' story so I'll go the other way on this one.......

Got good and drunk one night in '76, my apartment was too far to drive to so we (me & my gf) decided to head to her nearby parents house until I sobered up. I got to her folks house & threw up (yeah on me) so I needed a shower and a change of clothes. We went upstairs and everyone was sleeping, I was too drunk to balance in a shower so I opted for a bath instead. The warm water put me to sleep & I woke up 2 hours later in a chilly tub. Still drunk I toweled off and walked out of the bathroom and into the livingroom with just a towel drying my hair, I guess we made enough noise to wake the whole house because my gf's brother, sister, granny, mom & dad were sitting there when I walked out dazed n' confused and bare assed naked.......


the fact that they all burst out laughing didn't do much for my confidence
and each of them had a special smile for me whenever they saw me again.

 

[G. Sensi]

Was home alone last year...Went to blaze a stick of my freshly grown chem DD on the balcony...

Finished...feelin real good...

Turned to head back in and found the door locked! (Its a swinging glass door, not a sliding door)

Im like FUUUuuuuUUuuuCCCK you locked your damn ass out here you fuck up!!!

My girls at work and wont be back for atleast 8 hours...

I dont wanna knock on the neighbours glass... and even if I did, they cant get in my place, and I have no keys to get in the front door either... I dont got my cell to call anyone...

Im 8 floors up, so jumpin is completely out of the question... (Yup I really contemplated it!)

Im freakin out! Needless to say I sobered up REAL quick!

I figured I got no choice but to break the window... But I decided that breakin the door frame might be cheaper so I start yankin on the handle...

Im Killin this thing!! pullin with everything I got!!! Turnin the handle every which way... pullin pullin pullin!!

Door wouldnt budge...

So I give up and put my back on the glass about to slump down on the ground and wait it out...

Door opens INWARDS and I fall on my ass in the living room!

Just needed to push, not pull...

 

[yoinker]

G.Sensi - That is absolutely rich!

 

[9Lives]

Was home alone last year...Went to blaze a stick of my freshly grown chem DD on the balcony...

Finished...feelin real good...

Turned to head back in and found the door locked! (Its a swinging glass door, not a sliding door)

Im like FUUUuuuuUUuuuCCCK you locked your damn ass out here you fuck up!!!

My girls at work and wont be back for atleast 8 hours...

I dont wanna knock on the neighbours glass... and even if I did, they cant get in my place, and I have no keys to get in the front door either... I dont got my cell to call anyone...

Im 8 floors up, so jumpin is completely out of the question... (Yup I really contemplated it!)

Im freakin out! Needless to say I sobered up REAL quick!

I figured I got no choice but to break the window... But I decided that breakin the door frame might be cheaper so I start yankin on the handle...

Im Killin this thing!! pullin with everything I got!!! Turnin the handle every which way... pullin pullin pullin!!

Door wouldnt budge...

So I give up and put my back on the glass about to slump down on the ground and wait it out...

Door opens INWARDS and I fall on my ass in the living room!

Just needed to push, not pull...

LOL

 

[draco]

I mistakenly left a freshly cured big nug in my backpack that I left in the car. Stunk like all hell.

I went to a bar to shoot pool and when I came back out the guy who parked in front of me gave me a look... as I walked up to my car (windows all up and moonroof closed) hell I could smell that nug from five feet away!! I could smell it STRONG from the sidewalk and my car was parked on the street...

Not a big deal you say but I was ripped and lots of foot traffic around so I took off... man, I felt like a rookie...

 

[ROJO145]

I was 5 or 6 people away from the TSA guys when I realized my bag had fell from my boxers and made its way to my ankle!!Luckily I did the ole shoelace trick and stuffed it in my sock!Maybe briefs instead of boxers next trip!!!

 

[Finepointcanon]

Haha I've dropped a little nug of dank on the local Napa counter before.

After I got back from vacation this summer I hadn't smoked for 2 weeks, so on my first day home my friend picked me up and rolled a blunt of jacks cleaner. After a 2 week break that wrecked me, and we went to big boy. I think it was just a running joke with anyone that was within 30 feet of us about how high we were, definitely the waitress joked with us and some random guy held the door for us on the way in and said "Go on ahead, you guys look hungry". Haha I walked to the bulletin board and laughed until I could gain my composure.

 

[grouchy]

Great thread! Love the stories guys and gals.

 

[ItsAllOver]

I was 5 or 6 people away from the TSA guys when I realized my bag had fell from my boxers and made its way to my ankle!!Luckily I did the ole shoelace trick and stuffed it in my sock!Maybe briefs instead of boxers next trip!!!

LOL! Boxer briefs are the key, man. They have what you would almost describe as a little pocket in the goochal region. I've stashed in there before, but never ha the nerve to go through the airport with anything. Except one time I had a hash pipe in my back pocket flying from Chicago to Texas and didn't know it! ARGH!

The other day I was at the mechanic's and my dugout slipped out of my pocket onto the parking lot pavement. One guy saw me, but seemed to be ignorant of it or didn't care. Yikes!

 

[rambone]

I was throwing a house party a few years back, first time eating shrooms, pretty stoned as well, so there I am talking to these two hotties when I shit you not my pants just fell off.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

get a belt

 

[IGrowTrees]

a few winters ago I was at a friends house burning down some goodness...after we burnt down a blunt, I volunteered myself to help go get alcohol...I walk in the liquor store with one of my buddies and I can't help but smile..I just have this weird kind of smile that let everyone know I was one stoned cat....some guy in front of us said something while waiting to pay for the alcohol..I just totally cracked up and then all of the people in the store knew I was totally lit..it was good times..