Let's make this thread about all the stupid times we've been stoned and exposed ourselves in public...
Wow...that sounds terrible, so let me give a personal example...
One time....completely blazed, after a heavy smoke session with a group of friends, and I do mean HEAVY. Blunt after blunt, the pipe made its rounds, the bong got found....roach joint was rolled...STONED STUPID. Munchies became necessary.
So, I made my way down to the local gas station / grocery mart. Upon walking in the door, the fluorescents causing my eyes to squint, the smell of pinesol stinging my nose. Well, after walking up and down the isles, red eyed and disoriented, looking at the shelves just trying to see what catches my eyes. You know...trying to find that one perfect thing snack for me AND a group of friends. So after grabbing a few random things and going up to the counter, I made casual chit chat with the attendant...like always....we were basically on a first name basis. So I proceed to pay, and reach into my pocket, and set the handful of change down on the counter to sort out the necessary damages. Well, upon beginning to sort the change, I pulled out a few quarters, pushed the 1.5g nug aside, found a dime and a couple pennies, OH WAIT...look at that, there's some dank sitting on the counter!! My eyes darted up to the attendant, and sure enough she was clearly amused with my obvious state of "duh"....but she never said a thing about it...nor did I.
Word of advice...don't pull out your stash and set it on the gas station counter for the world to see!! I exposed myself in public....
dank.Frank
Wow...that sounds terrible, so let me give a personal example...
One time....completely blazed, after a heavy smoke session with a group of friends, and I do mean HEAVY. Blunt after blunt, the pipe made its rounds, the bong got found....roach joint was rolled...STONED STUPID. Munchies became necessary.
So, I made my way down to the local gas station / grocery mart. Upon walking in the door, the fluorescents causing my eyes to squint, the smell of pinesol stinging my nose. Well, after walking up and down the isles, red eyed and disoriented, looking at the shelves just trying to see what catches my eyes. You know...trying to find that one perfect thing snack for me AND a group of friends. So after grabbing a few random things and going up to the counter, I made casual chit chat with the attendant...like always....we were basically on a first name basis. So I proceed to pay, and reach into my pocket, and set the handful of change down on the counter to sort out the necessary damages. Well, upon beginning to sort the change, I pulled out a few quarters, pushed the 1.5g nug aside, found a dime and a couple pennies, OH WAIT...look at that, there's some dank sitting on the counter!! My eyes darted up to the attendant, and sure enough she was clearly amused with my obvious state of "duh"....but she never said a thing about it...nor did I.
Word of advice...don't pull out your stash and set it on the gas station counter for the world to see!! I exposed myself in public....
dank.Frank