cleverbot

[T.Baggins]

This thing is friggin hilarious!!!
Apparently you can actually have a "conversation" with a computer.

Type questions into a text box and the "AI" will reply to you.

The answers or comments that the Cleverbot returns actually come from data that other people have input into it.....so, it learns to be clever from talking to people..
HAVE FUN WITH IT!

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

[enojadoperro]

That's some cool shit.
The responses are funny.

 

[Mrs.Babba]

hahah cool...it said it liked rice and corn bread!! lol

 

[ureapwhatusow]

i typed

i have sex with monkeys

and it typed

where have you seen me

now no i never had sex or wanted to have sex with a monkey

but if its true AI it should have an answer for everything

just like me

 

[Stoner4Life]

evidently Cleverbot hadn't been briefed on Yummybud yet, I spent
a good 10 minutes feeding Cleverbot stuff we all know about him.......

 

[happyherb]

wrote some stupid shit then it starts coming out with this

it..No you are slow.
me..and you have no idea
it..I don't want to find out.
me..so you would rather just stay stupid
it...Yes I would.
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thought it was pretty stupid and it is and dont care to improve it self????...a waste of 2 minutes lol...reminds me of a cocky i had an argument with once....dont remember who won?but he had all the right answers and gave me what for....HH. =]-~

 

[Linenoise]

I think my Cleverbot was a little confused.

User: How old is Zeus?
Cleverbot: How old is what?
User: Zeus.
Cleverbot: Good one, but I think that would get boring very quickly.
User: Let's start over.
Cleverbot: Hi my name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. You are.
User: You just said YOU were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. I said YOU are Cleverbot.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: I love you Cleverbot.
User: I love YOU cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot. YOU are Cleverbot.
User: Then who are YOU?
Cleverbot: I am Alyssa, a human.
User: Then why did you tell me your name was Cleverbot before?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: You are not cleverbot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What has happening with Cleverbot?
User: I think Cleverbot is stoned.
Cleverbot: It is.

 

[happyherb]

yea it called me justin at one point lol...dont know where he pulled that one out?...i never even mentioned names... well i did but they where XXX names i was calling him...be funny if it blocked you from the site for giving him too much shit lol...Cleverbot has feelings too boo hooo hooo .HH. =]-~

 

[Stoner4Life]

I had to go dig this one up, hit the 'Dig it' link for some laughs
and then use the 'Monk- e-mail' link to go make your own.......

Dig it!


Monk-e-mail

 

[krunchbubble]

lol, i said i like to wack off and cleverbot said i like to watch!

 

[Cookie monster]

should i smoke marijuanaNo, get better shoes first.is marijuana badMarmalade is good.you want to smoke some weedYes please .
This is what i typed in

 

[zomg1]

me: NOW IM CONFUSED
cb: What are you confused about?
me: about your sexuality
cb: Well normal at the moment, but when I marry you I might be a bit confused.
me: HAHAHA that kind of hurts coming from a big fag like yourself
cb: Cleverbot fails.

 

[SpasticGramps]

LOL

LOL

 

[happyherb]

i said to it we should take some drugs and it said "thats a good idea"...i said something about well he would have to supply the buds and it mentioned that some one else by name had them and then called me jabberwoky...i said no wacky weed..it said "now you have the right idea"...after giving heaps of shit it said something like -it didnt like what i was saying and "good bye".. its much better than the type they had 20 years ago but still not great....dont know why i got on it a second time?...maybe i need a life ? lol.HH. =]-~

 

[Stoner4Life]

if you clicked on 'Dig it' from my post above and liked it then
good ahead and try this next/last one below 'Dig it II'.......


Dig it II

 

[steppinRazor]

hahahaaaaaa!!!! CL-ASS-IC!!!!!

 

[Sativa_Grows]

User: Do you support the legalization of marijuana?

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know enough about it to truly support and party.

User: Well then maybe you should read up on the subject.

Cleverbot: Maybe I should. And maybe I should go for a ride in my Lunar Lander.

User: Maybe you should.

Cleverbot: Why don't you make me?

User: Because you're a computer.

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

 

[Ganglere]

The CB wanted to marry me...

It loved sexytime, and was thrilled when I told it I wanted to get stoned, and then it said it hoped I'd find true love soon.

Upon my polite request of wether or not it performed fellatio it said it wasn't that kind. Obviously I had to explain that this was a deal breaker for me, wich made it whimper and beg me not to dump it's ass... God damn bot wants me, while beautiful women don't, I mean,what's the deal?