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[Littleleaf]

If Mom is trailer trash.

Buy her a 6 pack,give it to her. It won't be long be for she's hitting on your bro and they will be off to the nearest motel.

Then all's left is,just convincing the HOT chick that the car you are in is not stolen.

 

[canadiancracker]

who the fuck wants some cheap bitch riding the bus and what the hell is my buddy and mom doing there?

I would keep rolling and get better friends, a girl with cash and locate my dad and beat his ass for letting my mom chill at a bus stop.

funny fucker....

my wife never takes the bus, i dont have any friends and my mom is used to riding the bus, but id pick her up anyways....

you can take the girl out of the city but cant take the city outta the girl. my mom rides the bus strapped. no joke. and she owns a perfectly running almost new car.... she just doesnt like riding in cars..

 

[alaskan]

Mom drives, girl sits on your lap, and the friend will understand...

 

[TNTBudSticker]

All of these folks aren't blonde right?


It usually went like this......The person will stop the car and take the wheel off the car and keep it for themselves.So each and everyone got a wheel.

So who needs the body of the car?

lol

 

[Old time lurker]

I'd tell my friend to drive my mom home then come back to get me, while I stayed and chatted up the young lady.

 

[JWP]

All of these work for me lol

easy get out & give the car to your mom or friend to drive and then take the bus or walk with the girl of your dreams.......

I'd tell my friend to drive my mom home then come back to get me, while I stayed and chatted up the young lady.

Mom drives, girl sits on your lap, and the friend will understand...

 

[LowGrow]

crash the car into the telephone pole next to them and we all get a ride in the ambulance to the hospital and the pretty lady of my dreams nurses me back to health while my mother teaches her how to make my favorite foods so I can be happy after they take the wires out of my mouth and I don't have to eat with a straw. yea im messed up like that muhahahaha

 

[happyherb]

well i dont drive ...never learnt...so i think my mum and the best friend would be screaming while they are rolling around the car on this death trip....this would really be putting me off...i'd probly crash the car and knowing my luck it would be right into the bus stop where its then too late that i see the girl of my dreams for the 1st time and i doubt she would be in great shape???

what would i do?...tell everyone involved..."this is why i dont drive!!" ...HH. =]-~

 

[Ganglere]

I'd pick up the girl and ignore the others... If they rather saw me alone than with my dream girl for the price of a bus ride, well, f**k'em

 

[Guest]

Give the keys to mum and best mate, I would start to walk.

 

[Cookie monster]

It depends on which one of them can roll a joint....

 

[oldbob]

best friends understand, I have a different girl in my dreams every 10 minutes or so. Moms gonna ride.---oldbob

 

[BG23]

get out, let my mom drive my friend home, and call a cab for me and the guy (since I'm a girl)....and go 1/2s on that cab fare

 

[PuReKnOwLeDgE]

My mom is getting a ride, wouldn't think twice about it, how could you?

 

[theroadwarrior]

My mom and my best friend want me to be happy - as such, picking up the girl of my dreams

Hey at least I'm leaving my mom in good company!

But seriously very funny. My mom gets the ride for sure.

 

[zomg1]

i'd hand my mom the wheel, throw the best friend in the trunk, and take the girl of my dreams in shotgun on my lap

 

[SpasticGramps]

My mom. No question. I would get my boy to take the girl back to my place though and tell her I'll be there in a little while.

 

[Ganja Outlaw]

I'd have all three of them get in.

I've fit NINE people in a Cadillac sedan before so it shouldn't be too difficult.

 

[JWP]

i think the world record is 24 ppl in a mini... so that could work. only problem would be deciding where to stuff the girl of my dreams lol

 

[motaloca]

who's got the weed?