Sad news, I am high for my last time for 3 years

[Stoner4Life]

I am on probation and I go to fail my first drug test Thursday. I only get 1 chance to fail, after that I have to take classes etc.. I do not want to do that so I have to quit smokeing after tonight.


I am very very sad right now. Not looking forward to it.

that's really sad news bro, you don't think your PO would accept the fact that it's just second hand smoke from your folks lightin' up in front of you would he/she?

 

[HIGHGROOVE]

Just dont buy the wrong color whizzanator it wouldnt look right.....the whizzanators best known spokesman jsut got busted again Onterrio Smith waht a waste of a career and life

 

[happyherb]

Just dont buy the wrong color whizzanator it wouldnt look right.....the whizzanators best known spokesman jsut got busted again Onterrio Smith waht a waste of a career and life

was just sorta thinking that before....your peeing the cup and they say.."HEY! wait a minute ....is that 'your' penis?(being it your skin color or not?)"

"no.....no its not...me and a school buddy at age 10 swapped...hmmmm you have a good eye"

i think they should come in different endowments too....those ones look HUGE compared to my penis ..HH. =]-~

 

[Stoner4Life]

as far as getting piss tested @ work goes; dig deep, play detective,
find out the goods on your boss/owner of company, go to them with
this info (proof) in hand with a request for a raise, company car and
the exclusion from UA tests. oh! key to the executive washroom too.

 

[odin_]

im on probation atm, and ill tell you what, in my state... its a felony if you tamper with drug screenings (IE Whizznator) so if you get caught with one, boom its a violation and BOOM a new felony charge..

The way they watch my dick for my piss tests is with a mirror above you thats aimed at dick area so they stand behind and watch, my people also make you left your shirt to your chin...

best of luck !

what state is that? i find that very hard to believe

automatic violation - sure
felony - how could that possibly be?

anyways before buying the fake dick, i repeat - READY CLEAN IS YOUR FRIEND!

edit: this shit works

 

[Owl Mirror]

as far as getting piss tested @ work goes; dig deep, play detective,
find out the goods on your boss/owner of company, go to them with
this info (proof) in hand with a request for a raise, company car and
the exclusion from UA tests. oh! key to the executive washroom too.

That is called EXTORTION and, I'm pretty sure a felony.

Letterman Admits Affairs In $2 Million Extortion Case
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/01/AR2009100105253.html

Not real good advice !

 

[high_hopes]

www.detoxify.com

Used it 3 times, worked all 3 times.

 

[nephilthim]

I had to pass a preemployment u.a. years ago strapped a visine bottle full of neighbors clean urine.had a bit of a midnite express moment as it was not body temp,but nurse was cool company nurse at the time not one of these u.a.mills like us healthworks.
I tried pectin but i think the amount you drink would qualify as watering down.if all else fails move to cal better to be legal with a medical prescription.

 

[facelift]

Way back I had to take a pee test. I couldn't pee, so they never tested.

Good Luck! I know someone who is taking classes. Was caught with a few dime bags.

 

[Strainhunter]

OP whatever you decide to do I hope it works out for you!

Good luck and keep us posted!

 

[RipVanWeed]

Synthetic Users Beware

Synthetic Users Beware

I was tested for a new job. I knew I would test positive so I bought a kit called Quick Fix 4.0.

I pulled off the scam with the heated bottle and supplied synthetic urine. There were a couple of tight moments as the Doc did a hernia check right after the pee test. Anyone thinking of using these systems needs to consider the cough cough.

The next day the Dr. called me just before he called my employer, to inform that my urine sample tested synthetic. I made it into my bosses office, and was explaining what was going down, when the Dr. spoke to her. I explained that I was legal and could bring my documentation in for proof. The Dr. had expressed his concern about how deceptive I was by doing this and how she should not trust me. I talked my way out of it, but nearly had a heart attack.

I suggest finding a clean urine donor...DO NOT TRUST SYNTHETIC URINE!!!!

Respect,

 

[h^2 O]

i would have surprised that doctor at his car in the parking lot after work and beat the fuck out of him and called him a coward. I hate people like that. They aren't human in the sense that they lack some fundamental human emotion or moral or sense of ethics....fuckers

 

[Marywanna]

Use dog pee.And you have to keep it in the place it will be warm...............so don't fart.

 

[chuckyoufarley]

watchout drinking a ton of water especially with all the pharmies that are turning up in our drinking water all over the country

 

[kweb1989]

"Niacin" (500 mg) Tablets, not capsules

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niacin

(You need to) take a high dose, 2x - 3x recommended and drink gallons of water but,
in 24 hours you should be able to pass any test.

Good Luck

i did this 3 days before i went to millitary.... cause i bought a few dip tests... everything but this didnt work, (niacin worked 4 me) i mean i didnt get quetioned after my pee test goin into the military, (August 08)... i mean i got kicked out later for it but not when i signed up.........
thc is not water soluable..... dont waste your time!!! water will not ever clean you.....

 

[happyherb]

Use dog pee.And you have to keep it in the place it will be warm...............so don't fart.

so you collecting your pee while you get a golden shower from your dog hey? and like sticking containers in your ass?...interesting ...learn something new everyday about some ppl...something we didnt need to know...might wana keep that one too your self in future.HH. =]-~

 

[odin_]

www.detoxify.com

Used it 3 times, worked all 3 times.

this should be end of thread

 

[Marywanna]

No but it sounds like you have something stuck up yer ass. Where you been,prison?

 

[whiterabbit9]

3 years is long, dunno how long you've been smoking but
if you've been smoking for a long time then it could do you some good

it's also good time to think your shit through
maybe it will make you think twice before doing shit that will put you on probation again

 

[happyherb]

No but it sounds like you have something stuck up yer ass. Where you been,prison?

i havnt been anywhere really..no where near the business end of a dog thats for sure..
telling OP..or anyone else needing pee test info that reads this in the future to use dog piss and store it in there ass will land them in prison ...but ya knew that hey?...preeeeeety thick thing to suggest....some may be real gullible....and desperate....ever been in this situation?

would work if there masquerading as a prize racing greyhound that just won a race in record times and is now under scrutiny i guess?.HH. =]-~